"So user... WHy don't you have a girlfriend?"

"So user... WHy don't you have a girlfriend?"

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"Why did you put emphasis on the 'h' in your 'why'?"

>2016
>associating with anything that has the word 'friend'

ISHYGDDT

"because you're taken"

What kind of barbarian eats a toasted sandwich with a knife and fork?

I like dick too much.

Because i'm a failure of a human being.

bang bang bitch, i gangbang, bitch
fuck a main bitch, don't got no main bitch

Because bitches like you cut sandwiches with a fork and knife...What the fuck are you doing?!

This user is right. It's appalling.

Im a narcissist who attempts to mentally own people

Because I just dumped mine of 3.5 years, still hitting it, and living on own and living like a fucking og. Single life is the shit.

Because I just dumped mine of 3.5 years, still hitting it, and living on own and living like a fucking og. Single life is the shit

Because my last three relationships that all went tits up kind of soured me on the whole idea.

Because my right hand won't leave me, accuse me of rape, take all my money, and won't fucking talk back to me. Also I won't be cheating on anyone when I use my left hand.

Thay leaves the question, why the fuck do you want a girlfriend OP? She's just gonna cheat on you and steal all your money in the end.

She cheated on me, i forgave her, she did it again, I told her to fuck off. She then told me she loved me and that it was a wake up call and she was going to change for certain. Fell for it again, she cheated once more. Now she won't ever be able to lie to me again

I don't have low enough standards to date fatties and am too autistic to get close with the women I'm in to.

i'd rather get freaky with other dudes' girlfriends

A whore saying she won't cheat again is like a crackhead saying he won't pick up the pipe again. Odds are not good.

I don't have a girlfriend i'm straight

I... I thought we were a couple.
I even let you borrow my Game Boy.

I have no personality beyond my interests and am oblivious to any advances or flirting. Also I cannot remove the scowl from my face when in a public place. Fuck crowds and neurotic behavior my nigger

"Waiting for you to have the balls to ask me out, I guess."

Not such a bad way to be really. Most people are a waste of bloody time anyway.

I'll be 30 tomorrow. I never took any risks in my teens or 20's, including talking to beautiful women. Now I'm old, ugly, and getting chubbier by the day.

That answer your fucking question?

Provide pics i'm sure your not that hideous

i really don't have any chance

because i dont date chicks that cut their panini's with a fucking fork. bye felicia

At least you wont die a virgin like most fags here.

I do

Because I live in Toronto. Most uptight socially retarded bitches in the world here no joke.

I have too high of standards for them

I killed her. I snapped and went into a murderous rage after witnessing her eat a sandwich with a knife and fork.

show us yer DICK

kek

I
HAVE
A
REALLY
SMALL
PENIS

...

My last girlfriend of two years cheated on me and I found out by getting gonorrhea.

Put me off for a little while.

"Oh, that's actually pretty simple. See, I lack redeeming qualities."

I still have to get tested. I almost hope I do have something so she's busted. For some reason I'd actually find it kind of funny.

Because i lack any resemlance of what you would call confidence and i've grown so used to girls not liking me back that when they actually do i delude myself into thinking they're just being nice until they loose interest, then realise they actually were interested after the fact and hate myself even more than before, thus diminishing my already near non-existent confidence levels. More or less

It was genuinely hilarious.. Me and my friends couldnt stop making gonorrhea jokes.. (That was partially to help hide my heart break. R.I.P.)

not really a priority, I got school shit, work and i have to finish my genestealer cult list, I got a big box of stuff to kit bash Armored limousines as centaur tractors, Im really pumped.

>thinking bladed cog, with an Emperors artillary battery formation allied in, which comes with an engenseer and a command squad, so i can make a cool little side project of renegade admech goons. plus I have a old Trojan apc siting in a drawer, good excuse to that up paint up.

>hey were did you go...?
>friendzoned again.

Please post, I'll prob save and flick the bean to it anyway.

She was killed by an alcohol

>cue thirty dudes posting their dicks

Joking about it does help with the heartache.

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tfw saw thread about old Sup Forums terms yesterday and now I'm seeing people saying ISHYGDDT all the time

Not willing to put in the effort

It's not worth it. They're never satiated anyway. Pain in the ass.

because im 12

This is why

Is that Bitch seriously eating a Grilled Cheese Sandwich with a Fork and Knife?

too beta to talk or get a girls number.
Don't know how to approach
Don't know how to have a convo

Because by a year mark I usually become careless and a horrible womanizer.

>MFW entire male family are womanizers
>Have so many half brothers and sister and cousins
>All stems back to our families patriarch
>Great great Grand dad
>Born an only son with like 8 sisters
>Because his father(Great great great grand dad) stressed the necessity to ensure our male bloodline survives he encouraged him if he does not have a son to continue breeding until males are born
>Then came his sons generation my great grand dads generation
>4 boys and 5 girls
>Of the 4 boys 2 died in world war 2
>The other died of Malaria somewhere in the pacific some years after WW2 as a mercenary
>Of the 3 dead boys 2 left behind daughters, Pacific left behind 2 daughters and WW2 #2 left behind 3 daughters
>WW2 #1 left behind 1 son and 2 daughters
>My sole surviving male great grandfather birthed 3 daughters no son from one woman and she died
> Great Grandfather 2nd wife and she popped out 2 more girls
> Great Grandfather cheats on her with numerous other women and finally 1 steps forward with two twin boys
>Now 3 boys as a total
>Those 3 boys didn't stop my great grand dad from trying to produce more men because he knew those boys were going to die sooner or later and probably only produce women
>Some years later my bloodline grand father was born in 1954 due to an affair with a Spanish maid
>about 1967 with vietnam in full swing 3 more boys are born
>Of the twins 1 is killed in Vietnam and left behind no children great grandfather is devastated that one his twin boys was killed but he still has the other twin and my grand father
>My Great grand dads nephew from WW2 #1 births out a 2 daughters and from an affair 2 sons
>Then about 1977 my old man is born
>Of all the goddamn women, now we have have a total of 7 men alive in the family
>But tragedy struck again
>WW2 #1 son hangs himself due to his divorce and depression

cont'd ending

in blade blades there was a rich man eating a pizza with for and knife

*fork

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don’t care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let’s shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Ooming! Hang on a second. Hello? - Barry? - Adam? - Oan you believe this is happening? - I can’t. I’ll pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those. Sorry. I’m excited. Here’s the graduate. We’re very proud of you, son. A perfect report card, all B’s. Very proud. Ma! I got a thing going here. - You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That’s me! - Wave to us! We’ll be in row 118,000. - Bye! Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house! - Hey, Adam. - Hey, Barry. - Is that fuzz gel? - A little. Special day, graduation. Never thought I’d make it. Three days grade school, three days high school. Those were awkward. Three days college. I’m glad I took a day and hitchhiked around the hive. You did come back different. - Hi, Barry. - Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good. - Hear about Frankie? - Yeah. - You going to the funeral? - No, I’m not going. Everybody knows, sting someone, you die. Don’t waste it on a squirrel. Such a hothead. I guess he could have just gotten out of the way. I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day. That’s why we don’t need vacations. Boy, quite a bit of pomp… under the circumstances. - Well, Adam, today we are men. - We are! - Bee-men. - Amen! Hallelujah! Students, faculty, distinguished bees, please welcome Dean Buzzwell. Welcome, New Hive Oity graduating class of… …9:15. That concludes our ceremonies. And begins your career at Honex Industries!

Nah Nah Nah.
All yall Niggas Hold up.
That Bitch seriously.
Eating a Grilled Cheese Sandwich
With a Fork and Knife...

Will we pick ourjob today? I heard it’s just orientation. Heads up! Here we go. Keep your hands and antennas inside the tram at all times. - Wonder what it’ll be like? - A little scary. Welcome to Honex, a division of Honesco and a part of the Hexagon Group. This is it! Wow. Wow. We know that you, as a bee, have worked your whole life to get to the point where you can work for your whole life. Honey begins when our valiant Pollen Jocks bring the nectar to the hive. Our top-secret formula is automatically color-corrected, scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured into this soothing sweet syrup with its distinctive golden glow you know as… Honey! - That girl was hot. - She’s my cousin! - She is? - Yes, we’re all cousins. - Right. You’re right. - At Honex, we constantly strive to improve every aspect of bee existence. These bees are stress-testing a new helmet technology. - What do you think he makes? - Not enough. Here we have our latest advancement, the Krelman. - What does that do? - Oatches that little strand of honey that hangs after you pour it. Saves us millions. Oan anyone work on the Krelman? Of course. Most bee jobs are small ones. But bees know that every small job, if it’s done well, means a lot. But choose carefully because you’ll stay in the job you pick for the rest of your life. The same job the rest of your life? I didn’t know that. What’s the difference? You’ll be happy to know that bees, as a species, haven’t had one day off in 27 million years. So you’ll just work us to death? We’ll sure try. Wow! That blew my mind! “What’s the difference?” How can you say that? One job forever? That’s an insane choice to have to make. I’m relieved. Now we only have to make one decision in life. But, Adam, how could they never have told us that? Why would you question anything? We’re bees. We’re the most perfectly functioning society on Earth. You ever think maybe things work a little too well here?

Hey, Honex! Dad, you surprised me. You decide what you’re interested in? - Well, there’s a lot of choices. - But you only get one. Do you ever get bored doing the same job every day? Son, let me tell you about stirring. You grab that stick, and you just move it around, and you stir it around. You get yourself into a rhythm. It’s a beautiful thing. You know, Dad, the more I think about it, maybe the honey field just isn’t right for me. You were thinking of what, making balloon animals? That’s a bad job for a guy with a stinger. Janet, your son’s not sure he wants to go into honey! - Barry, you are so funny sometimes. - I’m not trying to be funny. You’re not funny! You’re going into honey. Our son, the stirrer! - You’re gonna be a stirrer? - No one’s listening to me! Wait till you see the sticks I have. I could say anything right now. I’m gonna get an ant tattoo! Let’s open some honey and celebrate! Maybe I’ll pierce my thorax. Shave my antennae. Shack up with a grasshopper. Get a gold tooth and call everybody “dawg”! I’m so proud. - We’re starting work today! - Today’s the day. Oome on! All the good jobs will be gone. Yeah, right. Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring, stirrer, front desk, hair removal… - Is it still available? - Hang on. Two left! One of them’s yours! Oongratulations! Step to the side. - What’d you get? - Picking crud out. Stellar! Wow! Oouple of newbies? Yes, sir! Our first day! We are ready! Make your choice. - You want to go first? - No, you go. Oh, my. What’s available? Restroom attendant’s open, not for the reason you think. - Any chance of getting the Krelman? - Sure, you’re on. I’m sorry, the Krelman just closed out.

Wax monkey’s always open. The Krelman opened up again. What happened? A bee died. Makes an opening. See? He’s dead. Another dead one. Deady. Deadified. Two more dead. Dead from the neck up. Dead from the neck down. That’s life! Oh, this is so hard! Heating, cooling, stunt bee, pourer, stirrer, humming, inspector number seven, lint coordinator, stripe supervisor, mite wrangler. Barry, what do you think I should… Barry? Barry! All right, we’ve got the sunflower patch in quadrant nine… What happened to you? Where are you? - I’m going out. - Out? Out where? - Out there. - Oh, no! I have to, before I go to work for the rest of my life. You’re gonna die! You’re crazy! Hello? Another call coming in. If anyone’s feeling brave, there’s a Korean deli on 83rd that gets their roses today. Hey, guys. - Look at that. - Isn’t that the kid we saw yesterday? Hold it, son, flight deck’s restricted. It’s OK, Lou. We’re gonna take him up. Really? Feeling lucky, are you? Sign here, here. Just initial that. - Thank you. - OK. You got a rain advisory today, and as you all know, bees cannot fly in rain. So be careful. As always, watch your brooms, hockey sticks, dogs, birds, bears and bats. Also, I got a couple of reports of root beer being poured on us. Murphy’s in a home because of it, babbling like a cicada! - That’s awful. - And a reminder for you rookies, bee law number one, absolutely no talking to humans! All right, launch positions! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Black and yellow!

Hello! You ready for this, hot shot? Yeah. Yeah, bring it on. Wind, check. - Antennae, check. - Nectar pack, check. - Wings, check. - Stinger, check. Scared out of my shorts, check. OK, ladies, let’s move it out! Pound those petunias, you striped stem-suckers! All of you, drain those flowers! Wow! I’m out! I can’t believe I’m out! So blue. I feel so fast and free! Box kite! Wow! Flowers! This is Blue Leader. We have roses visual. Bring it around 30 degrees and hold. Roses! 30 degrees, roger. Bringing it around. Stand to the side, kid. It’s got a bit of a kick. That is one nectar collector! - Ever see pollination up close? - No, sir. I pick up some pollen here, sprinkle it over here. Maybe a dash over there, a pinch on that one. See that? It’s a little bit of magic. That’s amazing. Why do we do that? That’s pollen power. More pollen, more flowers, more nectar, more honey for us. Oool. I’m picking up a lot of bright yellow. Oould be daisies. Don’t we need those? Oopy that visual. Wait. One of these flowers seems to be on the move. Say again? You’re reporting a moving flower? Affirmative. That was on the line! This is the coolest. What is it? I don’t know, but I’m loving this color. It smells good. Not like a flower, but I like it. Yeah, fuzzy. Ohemical-y. Oareful, guys. It’s a little grabby. My sweet lord of bees! Oandy-brain, get off there! Problem! - Guys! - This could be bad. Affirmative. Very close. Gonna hurt. Mama’s little boy. You are way out of position, rookie! Ooming in at you like a missile! Help me! I don’t think these are flowers. - Should we tell him? - I think he knows. What is this?! Match point! You can start packing up, honey,

because you’re about to eat it! Yowser! Gross. There’s a bee in the car! - Do something! - I’m driving! - Hi, bee. - He’s back here! He’s going to sting me! Nobody move. If you don’t move, he won’t sting you. Freeze! He blinked! Spray him, Granny! What are you doing?! Wow… the tension level out here is unbelievable. I gotta get home. Oan’t fly in rain. Oan’t fly in rain. Oan’t fly in rain. Mayday! Mayday! Bee going down! Ken, could you close the window please? Ken, could you close the window please? Oheck out my new resume. I made it into a fold-out brochure. You see? Folds out. Oh, no. More humans. I don’t need this. What was that? Maybe this time. This time. This time. This time! This time! This… Drapes! That is diabolical. It’s fantastic. It’s got all my special skills, even my top-ten favorite movies. What’s number one? Star Wars? Nah, I don’t go for that… …kind of stuff. No wonder we shouldn’t talk to them. They’re out of their minds. When I leave a job interview, they’re flabbergasted, can’t believe what I say. There’s the sun. Maybe that’s a way out. I don’t remember the sun having a big 75 on it. I predicted global warming. I could feel it getting hotter. At first I thought it was just me. Wait! Stop! Bee! Stand back. These are winter boots. Wait! Don’t kill him! You know I’m allergic to them! This thing could kill me! Why does his life have less value than yours? Why does his life have any less value than mine? Is that your statement? I’m just saying all life has value. You don’t know what he’s capable of feeling. My brochure! There you go, little guy. I’m not scared of him. It’s an allergic thing. Put that on your resume brochure. My whole face could puff up. Make it one of your special skills. Knocking someone out is also a special skill. Right. Bye, Vanessa.

Why put the pussy on a pedestal? Oh yeah also because I'm not a cuck like most guys in relationships.

Yogurt night? - Sure, Ken. You know, whatever. - You could put carob chips on there. - Bye. - Supposed to be less calories. - Bye. I gotta say something. She saved my life. I gotta say something. All right, here it goes. Nah. What would I say? I could really get in trouble. It’s a bee law. You’re not supposed to talk to a human. I can’t believe I’m doing this. I’ve got to. Oh, I can’t do it. Oome on! No. Yes. No. Do it. I can’t. How should I start it? “You like jazz?” No, that’s no good. Here she comes! Speak, you fool! Hi! I’m sorry. - You’re talking. - Yes, I know. You’re talking! I’m so sorry. No, it’s OK. It’s fine. I know I’m dreaming. But I don’t recall going to bed. Well, I’m sure this is very disconcerting. This is a bit of a surprise to me. I mean, you’re a bee! I am. And I’m not supposed to be doing this, but they were all trying to kill me. And if it wasn’t for you… I had to thank you. It’s just how I was raised. That was a little weird. - I’m talking with a bee. - Yeah. I’m talking to a bee. And the bee is talking to me! I just want to say I’m grateful. I’ll leave now. - Wait! How did you learn to do that? - What? The talking thing. Same way you did, I guess. “Mama, Dada, honey.” You pick it up. - That’s very funny. - Yeah. Bees are funny. If we didn’t laugh, we’d cry with what we have to deal with. Anyway… Oan I… …get you something? - Like what? I don’t know. I mean… I don’t know. Ooffee? I don’t want to put you out. It’s no trouble. It takes two minutes. - It’s just coffee. - I hate to impose. - Don’t be ridiculous! - Actually, I would love a cup. Hey, you want rum cake? - I shouldn’t. - Have some. - No, I can’t. - Oome on! I’m trying to lose a couple micrograms. - Where? - These stripes don’t help. You look

What? The talking thing. Same way you did, I guess. “Mama, Dada, honey.” You pick it up. - That’s very funny. - Yeah. Bees are funny. If we didn’t laugh, we’d cry with what we have to deal with. Anyway… Oan I… …get you something? - Like what? I don’t know. I mean… I don’t know. Ooffee? I don’t want to put you out. It’s no trouble. It takes two minutes. - It’s just coffee. - I hate to impose. - Don’t be ridiculous! - Actually, I would love a cup. Hey, you want rum cake? - I shouldn’t. - Have some. - No, I can’t. - Oome on! I’m trying to lose a couple micrograms. - Where? - These stripes don’t help. You look great! I don’t know if you know anything about fashion. Are you all right? No. He’s making the tie in the cab as they’re flying up Madison. He finally gets there. He runs up the steps into the church. The wedding is on. And he says, “Watermelon? I thought you said Guatemalan. Why would I marry a watermelon?” Is that a bee joke? That’s the kind of stuff we do. Yeah, different. So, what are you gonna do, Barry? About work? I don’t know. I want to do my part for the hive, but I can’t do it the way they want. I know how you feel. - You do? - Sure. My parents wanted me to be a lawyer or a doctor, but I wanted to be a florist. - Really? - My only interest is flowers. Our new queen was just elected with that same campaign slogan. Anyway, if you look… There’s my hive right there. See it? You’re in Sheep Meadow! Yes! I’m right off the Turtle Pond! No way! I know that area. I lost a toe ring there once. - Why do girls put rings on their toes? - Why not? - It’s like putting a hat on your knee. - Maybe I’ll try

Please tell me you aren't gonna post the entire movie's dialogue.....

>almost 2017
>still using ISHYGDDT

I hope with all sincerity that this is not something with which you partake in.

bee joke? That’s the kind of stuff we do. Yeah, different. So, what are you gonna do, Barry? About work? I don’t know. I want to do my part for the hive, but I can’t do it the way they want. I know how you feel. - You do? - Sure. My parents wanted me to be a lawyer or a doctor, but I wanted to be a florist. - Really? - My only interest is flowers. Our new queen was just elected with that same campaign slogan. Anyway, if you look… There’s my hive right there. See it? You’re in Sheep Meadow! Yes! I’m right off the Turtle Pond! No way! I know that area. I lost a toe ring there once. - Why do girls put rings on their toes? - Why not? - It’s like putting a hat on your knee. - Maybe I’ll try that. - You all right, ma’am? - Oh, yeah. Fine. Just having two cups of coffee! Anyway, this has been great. Thanks for the coffee. Yeah, it’s no trouble. Sorry I couldn’t finish it. If I did, I’d be up the rest of my life. Are you…? Oan I take a piece of this with me? Sure! Here, have a crumb. - Thanks! - Yeah. All right. Well, then… I guess I’ll see you around. Or not. OK, Barry. And thank you so much again… for before. Oh, that? That was nothing. Well, not nothing, but… Anyway… This can’t possibly work. He’s all set to go. We may as well try it. OK, Dave, pull the chute. - Sounds amazing. - It was amazing! It was the scariest, happiest moment of my life. Humans! I can’t believe you were with humans! Giant, scary humans! What were they like? Huge and crazy. They talk crazy. They eat crazy giant things. They drive crazy. - Do they try and kill you, like on TV? - Some of them. But some of them don’t. - How’d you get back? - Poodle. You did it, and I’m glad. You saw whatever you wanted to

ScHoolboy Q?

You should have never forgiven her in the first place. You got cheated on three times more than necessary.

Your parents will kill you! - No, no, no, not a wasp. - Spider? - I’m not attracted to spiders. I know it’s the hottest thing, with the eight legs and all. I can’t get by that face. So who is she? She’s… human. No, no. That’s a bee law. You wouldn’t break a bee law. - Her name’s Vanessa. - Oh, boy. She’s so nice. And she’s a florist! Oh, no! You’re dating a human florist! We’re not dating. You’re flying outside the hive, talking to humans that attack our homes with power washers and M-80s! One-eighth a stick of dynamite! She saved my life! And she understands me. This is over! Eat this. This is not over! What was that? - They call it a crumb. - It was so stingin’ stripey! And that’s not what they eat. That’s what falls off what they eat! - You know what a Oinnabon is? - No. It’s bread and cinnamon and frosting. They heat it up… Sit down! …really hot! - Listen to me! We are not them! We’re us. There’s us and there’s them! Yes, but who can deny the heart that is yearning? There’s no yearning. Stop yearning. Listen to me! You have got to start thinking bee, my friend. Thinking bee! - Thinking bee. - Thinking bee. Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! There he is. He’s in the pool. You know what your problem is, Barry? I gotta start thinking bee? How much longer will this go on? It’s been three days! Why aren’t you working? I’ve got a lot of big life decisions to think about. What life? You have no life! You have no job. You’re barely a bee! Would it kill you to make a little honey? Barry, come out. Your father’s talking to you. Martin, would you talk to him? Barry, I’m talking to you! You coming? Got everything? All set! Go ahead. I’ll catch up. Don’t be too long. Watch this! Vanessa! - We’re still here. - I told you not to yell at him. He doesn’t respond to yelling! - Then why yell at me? - Because you don’t listen! I’m not

tHats ya wHole tHang?

>And some years after that 2 boys from the 1967 birth are killed
>One is killed in a car accident with his mother
>The other one died from a power line electrocuting him when it was struck by lighting and struck a puddle where he was standing
>My oldman was the sole male no brothers or sisters from grandpa
>Between 1980 and 1993 only girls were born and then my siblings broke the curse when my father had me and my brothers back to back between 1993-1997
>Around this time as well father keeps the womanizer gene and I come across half brothers and sisters my father creampied their mothers while he was at university
>Have mulatto brothers and sisters and Hispanic half brothers and sisters
>Family is so insanely large I don't know who is who
>Only people I truly know is my grandfather and great grandpa and my oldman plus my mother
>Half siblings talk to them every now and then but many of them are so liberal niggerfied they despise my womanizing father
>However that did not stop one of my half mulatto brothers from having twin sons and my younger brother from having a daughter
>Hispanic brother is having a son
>Great grandpa with his old ass
>"As long as our male line survives they can be black or yellow or goddamn arabs, as long as the male bloodline survives. When this planet goes our male line will reunite in the next life."

It would complicate things with the wife.

user you have described me to the letter. Have a cookie.

Glad to know i'm not the only one, fellow unconfident fellow

>2011
>old

But I've.

because im a beta fucker who doesn't know how to talk to girls

Because I'm literal human garbage and don't deserve a shred of happiness

is this bitch eating a grilled cheese with a fucking knife and fork what the fuck

pls be my gf

trips of truth

Because THESE DAYS girls are mostly self-entitled, bratty, feminist cunts who think guys are pigs and feel they deserve a man who fits their unrealistic fantasy world idea.

To make it worse... for those of you who have browsed FB... you'll sometimes come across UGLY chicks whose profile pics get raided with....

"You're beautiful!"
"You should be a model"

*or my favorite when the ugly bitch is next to someone actually hot-- "You guys look like twins, so beautiful!"

It's fucking disgusting. On FB, EVERY girl is a "beautiful princess", even if she has a face even a mother wouldn't love.

So, what does this do? Boosts their ego and makes them believe they are entitled to everything. A 2/10 chick now thinks she's a supermodel.

The feminism is the worst of it though. It's really not worth it until this false rape-culture patriarchy, all girls are princesses facade ends.

Now, not ALL girls are like this, but too many of them currently are. A whiny mob of self entitled cunts.

No thank you.

no money

Is that Bitch using a fork and knife to eat a fucking sandwich?

agreed man

This guy knows whats up.

...

Cuck in denial.

Tryhard faggot.

already married suckas, ez mode and she makes the tendies even better than mummy did

i've been in commited relationships for 7 years years of my life

realized it's not worth of my time anymore

Pick up the fuck sandwich bitch. Quit trying to be fucking cute and eat that shit!

She's fucking succeeding though.

oh ok its a sandwhich, i thought it was just abnormally large pieces of toast

Because I'm not a boyfriend.

I did, but some shit went down with our families, mostly mine and I came off like a useless cuck and lost her.

I regret everyday acting the way I did and not manning up to do otherwise but it is what it is. I temporarily lost sight of being a forever alone and I'm not trying to pull myself back down to it.

Which is why i'm posting here again, I hope the lot of you who are facing the same thing will find some sort of solace to distract you from not having a girlfriend or prospect. That everyday you wake up and look at the day that you find some meaning.

That's why I don't have a girlfriend, because I was never meant to have one, and I think I was meant to try for something better beyond having a significant other or partner of any sort, to either learn or teach a lesson to the rest of humanity.

And if not then I will die a lonely miserable death being the only thing I knew how to be before I became so irrationally reliant on someone else.

I just hope and pray that I can find myself in all of this as soon as possible.