REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW

REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW

no I won't

Fuck it, I'll take the bait

kek

Where did this kind of shit start anyway? It seems like this modified chain mail BS is a recent thing

OP

Kek

Chacha

asking why cancer exists... what

I have a girlfriend today

You fucken lying cunt

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You can't even bait me

>

Estus Flask

I'm actually talking to a chick rn, will post results in tomorows thread

Kek

Hahaha why not...while we're at it why don't we raid /r/transgender

if dubs, op wakes up with a big painful hemorrhoid the next morning

yeah right [spoiler]i hope this works[/spoiler]

I don't know what to say.

Op is a fag

Unlikely, but whatever.

Spoiler, it doesn't, I replied to this thread yesterday and still no gf.

Oh geewhiz I've never had a girlfriend before, what will she be like? Does the olives and penny trick really work? How do I know if she's orgasming? God I hope she's not fat or ugly, I can handle some acne or chub but no double chin or greasy haired waitress girl please. I prefer a girl into anime, mlp and minecraft (we could play in hardcore mode ;) ), also I like long walks along the beach, my underwear has stains like crazy (love Mexican and Indian food, not a requirement but if you can handle it and you're still hot that's okay), I don't want to wear a condom so she has to be on birth control. Also I'm not too into bathing but Id prefer that you be. (Like my own stench but not other people's) has to like my manly attributes like writing haikus and my mastery of the samurai sword technique.

Signing off my future beloved, sincerely Ross (hope you're reading this Heather)

Don't worry: they're perfecting artificial intelligence and designing realistic sex robots. It'll be available to the public in no time.

Wrong

Niggers

pls

top kek

Forgot pic

K

ok I give in, this works or I neck myself

lol challenge accepted

Amen

Fuck u NiGGHhHAAAS

tanks dude

Satans in that's cool

plz

I've done this 5 times already and nothing has happened. This snake oil is bullshit.

AAAAARRRRRGGGGGG!!!!!!!!

>implying women are going to randomly seduce losers tomorrow

Pls

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It's because you did it wrong

NO ITS MEME MAGIC FAGGOT

Have nothing to lose

Well that pic convinced me

niggers

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Good bait OP

Bullshit.

:( the new yung lean song just dropped yesterday and it made me feel the good old tfw no gf again, havent felt it in a week. Damn..

Kek

Well ok

You have been visited by the evil post.
Reply to this post with the words "stay evil, evil post", or never date above 3/10s ever again

I bet by next week

If kek wills it who am I to intervene

stay evil, evil post

i believe

We have determined that you are not a fag, OP, you just have touretts syndrome and your tick is sucking cock!

>Whomp! is greater than you. Eat a bag of dicks.

kek only if it finally kills me in the end.

just to prove you wrong.

OK then

Nigga 3/10 would be a step up from nothing

this is just a fuck you to normies but eh ill get baited why not

pls

KK

Doubt

fuko

Fuck

aint gonna be tomorrow but soon workin on like 3 different bitches right now

Bet

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>this thread
>no hi hi puffy amiyumi shit
kys

yeah nah

Bet

k

Rlly?

beaners do this shit all the time

I want a gf

What if i dont want to?

Even though I'll be at home tomorrow all day, and that I don't have any interactions with the fair gender at all in my regular day to day life, I'll take the bait.

Praise based Lord Kek, send some meme majik to me!

I wish

K

Ain't happening

k

Probe u wrong OP
Also i wanna get a beautiful black girlfriend, dont care anymore what my grand kids will turn out

K

wow this really works thanks op

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hoping against hope

Fuk

;-;

What is the worst that could happen?

Really?

ok, here I go
also checkem

With boobs?

Ok,you won this (you)