Friend is currently asleep on my couch. I want to wake him up with a BJ but I'm not sure he would be cool with it

Friend is currently asleep on my couch. I want to wake him up with a BJ but I'm not sure he would be cool with it.

Should I try anyway?

Yes

Hell yeah, take vids and post fam

Do I approach naked or clothed?

In my imagination it goes really well and he picks me up and sets me on his dick and I ride it until he cums inside my ass.

It is fairly obvious that OP is male. If OP were female, this wouldnt really be a query. Or we would get a proper request for information with tits and timestamp.

Naked and share a pic of u for us

Well, yeah. I'm male but I'm not a faggot. I'm just bi-sexual.

And im a girl

Tits?

You are the definition of a fag.

Tits or gtfo

Better not do that or he may chocke with your dick in his throat

>I'm not gay, I just like to fuck guys

Fucking idiot

No. I like guys to fuck me.

But you're not gay though?

We tried fucking last night but I was so drunk and don't remember much before I passed out.

I know I sucked his dick and he tried to ass fuck me but he was going in to fast and it hurt so I made him stop.

How do I take dick when it hurts?

Nope. I prefer women. I always masturbate to straight porn and when I pay for sex, I always choose female prostitutes.

depends if you're cute or not, post pics

You just said you were bi-sexual. Fucking pick one: I like guys or I like to stick things in my ass. Just sticking things in your ass doesn't make you bi-sexual

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OP is definately not real move along by folks

If I was an actual fag, I would be in the twink category.

I have a decent sized penis though. It's almost 7" and pretty thick too.

His penis has less length but more girth so maybe that's why I couldn't take it.

Making him loosen you up with a finger first. Start slow, only massaging the outside, then start with one finger at a time. Use a lot of lube, preferably heated to body temperature. Cold lube will prevent your butt from relaxing. When you feel you are ready, start by riding him. That way you are in control of how far in it goes. When you are fully loose, let him take control.

>Twinks can't have big dicks
You have no idea what you are talking about.
Fuck off troll

I don't have any "official" lube like KY but I do have hand lotion. Will that work?

I said decent sized. Not quite 7" isn't a big dick.

Eh, not as good as proper lube. It will turn dry quickly, and some lotions with perfumes might sting. But spit is actually pretty efficient, you just have to use a lot. I recommend getting actual lube.

You think being bisexual makes you straight because you prefer women? Bisexual means to be both straight and GAY combined. You can't just pick one side and say you're not the other side. You fucking moron

Thanks. I don't have time to go get any real lube. His car is behind mine and he's asleep on my couch now. As soon as he wakes up I'm going to put porn back on and hopefully he'll be back into it and we can try again.

If you were drunk last time, don't be too pushy. He might not have an open mind about it when sober. Could make things weird. but yeah, good luck.

But he's the only person I've ever had consensual homosexual relationships with.

We grew up only a few blocks away and were essentially molested by my neighbor. He started showing us porn when we were 7 and would blow us and make us blow him and each other.

Yeah, we've never had successful anal sex before but when I've tried, he's always been drunk.

I think I can get him drunk again this morning.

The question is are you emotionally/sexually attracted to other men? If you feel an emotional connection with this friend more than just being someone to bullshit around with, then you might be straight.

You can have sex with as many guys as you want, that doesn't automatically make you gay, but if you feel no emotions when you're with them, then you aren't gay

You don't get a guy drunk to have sex with him. Talk about.

And it doesn't matter how it happens, why it happens, or how it happens, but you are a fag. If you like having sex with men, you are a fag. I like men and women, I'm a fag. I'm a twink. It doesn't matter, there are gay people everywhere, just get out of that box of denial you keep reinforcing. There is nothing wrong being a fag. Sexuality is a spectrum, most men are gay to a certain degree, very few are actually 100% straight.

No emotional or sexual attraction. It's just a convenient person to help me get my rocks off.

I do enjoy blowing him though so I guess I like when he gets his rocks off too.

>You can have sex with as many guys as you want, that doesn't automatically make you gay

Why the fuck would you have sex with men if you don't like it?

>I do enjoy blowing him though so I guess I like when he gets his rocks off too

You are guy. Done.

*Gay