I had sex with a Japanese prostitute in Japan just a few hours ago. Ask me anything

I had sex with a Japanese prostitute in Japan just a few hours ago. Ask me anything.

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how much did it cost?
what city/prefecture?
pic of prostitute face or anything like that?

What is the best universal remote on the market today?

>Ask me anything.

Were the big pieces still warm and chewy?

big cock, pic rel8

It's in an area called Tobita Shinchi, right next to/in Osaka Prefecture.

It's 15k yen for 15 minutes, 16k for 20, and 41k for an hour. I went with the 20 minute option.

I couldn't get any pictures as there was a strict no photo policy.

Televisions are for poor people. So I don't use remotes.

Yes.

Japs cannot fuck. I lived in Japan for 5 years and I assure you, they are garbage in bed. They fuck like dead fish.

The one I was with wasn't too bad. All I expected from it was to get my dick inside a girl, and I got a couple positions, which was nice.

Nice quads though.

>fuck like dead fish.
>garbage
>dead fish
>garbage
>dead
>dead fish

Have you ever tried to talk an Asian girl into bed? Ive always wondered how easy it would be to just go there and start fucking random chicks but probably not at all because i cant fucking speak nintendo

41k yen aka about 360 USD. That's pretty expensive for a hooker. Was she at least a highclass one?

>because i cant fucking speak nintendo
HILLARIOUS AND ORIGINAL

Nope.

But if you're male and:

>white
>tall
>blonde

Then it doesn't matter whether you speak Japanese or not, walk into a club and you'll get Japanese girls trying to get with you themselves. They really like the stereotypical American/Westerner.

Yeah, almost all of the ones in that area are really attractive.

how did you find her hole in those pixelated pussies ?

did you have to wear a condom?
how clean did she look?
how did you find her?

is jap pussy sideways?

It took a couple tries, but after watching hundreds of tutorial videos I got the hang of it really quickly.

Yeah. She rubs your genitals with an alcohol solution then puts on a condom.

She was pretty clean, and she was really attractive. But I guess that depends on whether you find Asian women attractive.

Not the one I tried.

Do you think you're turning Japanese?

Are you infected with the dangerous yellow-fever virus now?

>how did you find her?

Meaning how did you locate a prostitute to fuck?

Did she continually make chirping rodent noise?
Did demand her own orgasm after you got yours?

show us pic of self so i can see if i have any chance cos im guessing you dont, or are you just shy

I hope not. The lives of working class middle-aged Japanese men look miserable.

15k = 15min
16k = 16min + 4min free pass
41k = 41min + 19min free pass

Let's assume that 41k yen ($360) = 60min work.

Then $360/hour equals to $950k/year.

I guess it's approximately 30 times your wage (that is, 3000%).

And, being a female, she did not have to graduate: everything needed (tits, vagoo, and so on) is already there, ready to use everytime.

Seems like you paid a bit too much.
Like those faggots who buy a PC or cellphone with an apple stamped on it, and pay a 300-500% premium.

Do you really think so?

Did she complete building your perfect grade gundam?

do they seriously make those annoying as fuck noises like youre pinching and deflating a balloon?

Does extra radiation really make any difference? I mean, can you feel the warmth when you are inside her?

Or premade gaming PCs.

Was her name itchyfanny ?

is it bad etiquette to kiss hookers?

yes but it was small as my wiener.
pic rel8.

if you want to get aids, you can kiss.

not seen that can in a while xD time to dig out some of the old hard drives

how did she look like?

what a weeaboo fag. you really think getting some pus infested aids spreading chink hooker to rub its genitals to yours, causing you to cum in 0,003 seconds is a experience that anyone wants to know about?

Always have been.

Oh, I see. Well, there's this block full of these places. It's basically a store that sort of looks like an open garage. Inside you'll see an attractive girl in some kind of costume. And near the entrance is is an old woman or man. They say something in Japanese that basically invites you in. You then choose the girl you want to fuck, and the amount of time you want.

It's technically a "restaurant" so they also feed you cookies and tea. Because penetration by prostitution is not allowed in Japan. So basically you pay to have some food, and what happens between you and the "waitress" is history.

No, she sounded normal. And no for the second question.

I'm brown, and kinda chubby. That's why I went to the prostitutes. Japanese girls don't want to fuck brown guys.

I'd never let anyone but me touch my Gundam figurines.

Nope.

Not really.

Nope.

Tokyo doesn't allow penetration, so their prostitutes kiss a lot.

Pics?

What do they consider tall? I'm 5'9

chek'd

Best part

I still have hope with my mini weenie, thanks op, but your still a faggot.

No photography is allowed.

But there's lots of videos of people documenting the area from within their cars on youtube.

5'9 should be fine. Usually 6' and over is tall enough for them. They're all kinda short too.

both made in china so i guess thats understandable...

I also live in Japan, in Kobe. As a 23 years old French man, half Asian, they still knew I was different (I look more asian) and it's easy as fuck to get pussy.

I thought it'd be hard but trust me, go in the clubs/bars and you get laid almost every night (I say almost because sometimes they're not so fresh)

Doesn't it suck when people don't get your references?

Don't worry bro, I got it.

quads of truth

But it's also true what the quads guy said. They're literally lazy fucking worms in bed, super passive waiting to get fucked while whining like dying dogs. It's really annoying but 1/10 times you get a good rider

Did you vote for Trump and if so, why are you such a moron?

faget.
as long as she gets money, she doesn't give a fuck about orgasming.

did she fuck you like in the OP's webm?

Describe in as much detail as you wish how it went down?

I have never fucked an asian girl (I live in a third world shithole)... So, did she moan like in porn? because that would be really annoying.

Sorry about my poor grammar.

pay for pussy is cheaper than having a bitch follow you around all day.

yes, they moan like dying dogs and they are super passive, not OP but have fucked many japs

I'm not a US citizen so I didn't vote.

Yes.

Pretty vanilla really. First we both undressed, then she cleaned my dick and then put a condom on. Then we fucked in various positions until I came into the condom.

Like, in Japanese porn, or American porn? There was just some very light American-type moaning. None of that weird moaning you get in Japanese porn.

I doubt she gets much of that 950k though. There's a person who runs the store, sort of like their pimp. I'm sure they get a majority of the money.

Did Hillary forget to cancel checks to CTR?

Ive knocked out japanese and german chicks. To be fair, got married to the german, shit didnt work out, went to japan and bottomed that shit out....now i want to fuck an italian to conquer the axis of evil with my dick.

Are you going to do the same?

if you cum in 10 minutes and paid for an hour, can you fuck multiple times?

but wasn't italy an allied country also you sound like an asshole i feel sad for the cunt who has to raise your kid

I don't think I'm attractive enough to pull girls from a bunch of different ethnicities.

Yep.

In Thailand you own their ass for the whole night for 30 bucks.

I'm in Tokyo, just spent my saturday night playing games...

I don't have any problems in the looks department (white, taller than most jap guys) but I'm not sure what to DO to get girls.

I went to HUB in Shinjuku for the first time yesterday, and managed to get some LINEs thanks to who I was with, but nothing more.

So how do you guys actually get them to your place/a love hotel after starting a conversation?

Rohypnol

Ayy is that cosplay of Arakawa Under The Bridge?

Used to live in Kyoto right next to an all girls college near Okazaki. I really miss it.

Is your name Chris?

Nope.

>First we both undressed,

you chose 20 minutes, most of them wasted in:
- undressing
- cleaning
- condom
- switching positions

basically, your fucktime was about half a minute

The 20 minutes doesn't start until after we've both undressed and cleaned.

Hi Dane

yes, the live action drama

sounds like a weaboo talking about his preferred anime

accidentally show your banksavings record. If you're at least in the six figures, they may consider you.

we here name "AIDS" the thing you just said

Why? Did you get to bone them?

then she's constantly watching her watch? or using some sort of alarm clock?

Yeah, there's a clock and a bell rings when there's 5 minutes left.

she surprised me when uncovered her feminine penis and boipussi

>being a virgin
I fuck my gf 3 times a day. I don't pay a cent

>Ask me anything

What's the sauce on the webm?

next time study Japanese before paying for a whore

So you've never taken her out to dinner, who pays the bills, have you had to go out and do anything you didn't want to because she wanted to? The two hours you spent at the Gap while she tried on pants could have been spent on doing something constructive.

Anri Okita.

It's in the filename, user.

You're doing it wrong

Exceptions to the rule don't negate the rule. Japs can't fuck. Just because you find the 1 out of 50 Jap girls who actually learned to suck a dick doesn't mean most of them don't. What's worse is when they have kids their pussies close up shop for eternity. I have far too many friends who married Japanese girls and sex disappeared after they put a ring on it.

Haha, I was there this summer.
Did you also get a beer while waiting?

>41k
like in yen
looked it up the exchange rate for usd for an hour would only be $362 U.S must have been some cheap stuff.

Okazaki is a street in Kyoto. You're probably in Tokyo or Yokohama which isn't Japan.

Alan I hope you get the aids

Not the one I went to. That would have been nice.

Yeah, in yen.

I did a few, feel really bad later because I broke some hearts. If I could go back and make it better, I would.

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nah, I'm not an amerifat.
I rent at her place, pay like 1/3 of what prices usually are, everything we do we pay an equal share. I don't go shopping with her, though she sometimes does with me.

youtu.be/fqK_kHHsX0I

That foto is in kazakhstan for sure

What kind of girl did you go with?
Mine was dressed sort of geisha like.

I went with one wearing a schoolgirl outfit.

if OP is still here, this thread if fucking golden

Oh shit didn't see that
Thanks mang

have you ever tried to build a relationship with a japanese girl, like it can be anything from a friendship to something more than that, are they like all cutesy and ditsy or stern and serious or is it just like talking with any girl in any culture