Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

Previous:The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!

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Jabrill Peppers watches hentai.

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Playing StarCraft windowed is a fucking nightmare

That's actually a super cool opportunity. Are you still doing math related stuff?

I went I high school with him

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Yes, obviously
Graphic functions

Here is my last lab at drawing class

Is that a hairdryer?

>catholic high school
Ew. Or did you go to a prep school?

Yup

What the fuck is this?
You've read about this somewhere on the internet, or what?
In the end, all you ever do is copy and learn whatever was said by other people, smarter than you.
You never came with anything original on your own.

You're just a sheep

FUCK OFF KONATA

What are you trying to be by being the most retarded user in the history of /waifu/? I mean, you have a small dick that looks like a FUCKING MISSLE, you probably have a retarded wife/girlfriend, because she loves someone who has that dick.
You said you are fucking your girlfriend whenever you feel like, but that's a lie, because you always say you are bored, and that's why you are shitposting.
I fucking hate attention whores like you, nobody likes you except probably cancerous anons of this community, you are gross and your life sucks.
You didn't had internet for some time because YOU DON'T HAVE A JOB YOU FUCKING BIGOT, you are poor as fuck and that's why you live in america with your mother that you probably fucked.
I hope some nigger kills you, too bad that won't happen because you don't get out of your basement.

Nope I'm a faggot who went to pc with him
Had 3 classes with the guy

don't you ever get tired of sounding like a raging retarded homo-samefag?
every time you do that you make the whole thread cringe
We know the thread is garbage but you're not making it any better

Mirai Kuriyama

How do you know him? How do you know he watches hentai?

I am designing airplane parts, so that people can travel, so that people can wage wars on other countries and so on. I have a girlfriend, one day she's gonna give me a child, that we're gonna raise properly, with a good education, with great freedom in his or her choices. We go out, we have fun, we go to bars or pubs and other sites so that other people in this society make a living, we travel... and most important, we have sex, real sex, with a human fucking being! Even though life has no purpose and we're all gonna die in the same fucking way, you're still the lowest form of fucking existence, the good thing about natural selection is that you won't spread your pathetic genes!

hug me allabom cunt

I've been horrible lately. I've been dispirited and contemplating suicide. I've been shit-faced drunk for the past week, because I can't bare my horrible esse.

I am here because of the people who support the ideea that /waifu/ is soon dying.
Why, you may ask?
People already are having fun in discord/ts/telegram, and they don't feel the need to come and post in here anymore.

This thread was supposed to be like a chat, for people with similar opinions and things they like, anime.

Now that they have ts, discord, tele, they don't bother coming in here anymore.
You know them by the common name.
E L I T E.

waifu4laifu.net-speak.pl

He's a do everything player for the Michigan Wolverines. He watches hentai according to some guy on College Gameday.

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What an original and absolutely infuriating post. You've enraged me user

I always say I'm a cute boy

You fucking asshole, you know nothing. You think that's salt?

YOU WANT SALT? I'LL GIVE YOU SALT

/waifu/ IS FUCKING DEAD, NEARLY EVERY GOOD PERSONS ARE GONE.

NEWFAGS ARE AS CANCEROUS AS ENTITLED OLDFAGS, THREADS AREN'T ABOUT THE WAIFUS ANYMORE.
IT'S ABOUT THESE FUCKING CANCEROUS CIRCLEJERKS AND SHITSTORMS.

NO ONE CARES ABOUT WHAT HAPPENS TO THE WAIFUS ANYMORE, THEY'RE SECONDARY NOW.
NO ONE PAY ATTENTION, THEY JUST CARE ABOUT SOCIALIZING AND SHITPOSTING.

AND NOBODY CARES THAT THE WAIFU THREADS ARE DYING BECAUSE THE ONES WHO PRETEND TO CARE JUST SHITPOST WHENEVER THEY'RE BORED
>hurr nothing is dying you retard we said that 6 months ago
NAH, WHAT THESE THREADS USED TO BE DIED, IT DIED A LONG TIME AGO.
IT'S NOT THE SAME ANYMORE, THANKS TO THE DRAMA AND TO THE CIRCLEJERK TAKING OVER THE THREADS.

I always say I'm fuck ugly.

Now call me boring.

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Haha, you don't even have the right one.

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Is this the learn how to impersonate people you fucking faggot edition again?

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Haha nice try, this is the real me.

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You couldn't even impersonate me.

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Lmao wtf
Maybe that's why he's so good

Look who it is again, ID Heaven. I'm fed up with your shit faggot. The other day when you called me a newfag, yeah, haven't forgotten about that yet. Fuck you I've been on here for months and probably get on here more than you anyways. Don't you know that you make yourself look like a newfag when you call others newfag? Just because you learned how to hack your name and change it to "Heaven" does not give you the right to disrespect anyone at any time.

Look who it is again, ID Heaven. I'm a fan of your work, dude. The other day when you called me a newfriend, yeah, haven't forgotten about that yet. I like you, I've been on here for months but probably don't get on here more than you anyways. Don't you know that you make yourself look like a really approachable when you call others newfriend? Just because you learned how to hack your name and change it to "Heaven", doesn't mean you have to be so friendly all the time, and yet you are. You're a great person.

Jabrill Peppers for Heisman 2016.

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Yeah man spamming copypasta is such a panty dropper pfft

I walked into this bar yeah and this chick right got so wet man I spammed so many pastas pffffffffft

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>he keeps the fire engine clean
That would explain why he plays well during the actual game.

You don't even know who I am?

You of all people. Fuck it, fuck everything, I though I made a name for myself of these threads but OBVIOUSLY you're to insensitive to GIVE A FUCK.

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Look at you cunt, projecting this hard. I don't give 2 shits who you think you are but nobody really cares about idiots like you on these threads.

>making a name for yourself
Really? Are you this fucking deluded?

I'm not insensitive, you just give too much of a fuck.

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man whats up with you youve been so distant. I dont -really- mean to bring up this waifus dead shit up again but i dont want it to become reality

come to the stream, we can talk it out over some anime.

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Speight's warming up right now.

Chen, what the hell? You youve only dropped in every so often and its all just to call people names (especially that chara guy), chat with like one guy, and brag about your achievements. I know that studying might take a toll on you but if you really have friends, just call one of them!

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Creating new bullshit pastas on the fly is hard. This circlejerk train is over. You're uninteresting as fuck dude.

...is what I'd say if I didn't have anything better to do. This is why I'm so sad, but it's never going to fucking change. I feel like that 'ive been holding it in for so long' guy is real and he's actually just me in the future. What if I'm from the future, then had amnesia and all my memories replaced. Shit that would be trippy as fuck.

I don't wear a tin foil hat but this is actually a possibility. They're probably sending a guy to my house right now to end me because I found out the truth.

>the pastas
>the shitposting
>the discords
>waifu is dead talk
>それも私だ.

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WHAAAAAAAT THE FUCK DID YOU
JUST SAID
ABOUT ME
YOU FUCKING
I'M SO TRIGGE-
kek

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Shino can you stop advertising the fucking stream here? Nobody cares, and anyway, you have your ring of people you like, why bother with the plebeians. I mean, carry on the idea that elitism is real to piss off the newfags. Anyone who has spent like a week here knows the address! Don't end up like Cirno's fucking discord, that place is more of a mess than Konata's life.

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Woops I set Sachi off.

Or is he always off?

Deep.

Look how serious is this stuff.
I understand how into this everyone gets, but seeing people pass around '

Is it safe to post?

cei-

Yeah I just replied to Sachi to many times and yeah.

Yeah.

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Yeah.

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checked nogga

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Click on thread, notice its just chen the biggest fagget autist of the entire group Copypasta and trolling! so awesome. Dox anyone lately with your super elite haxorz skills. You're so scary

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I miss Tewi and his Jungle music circlejerk.

sO AWESOME!

you don't know anything about music cunt

so it's not safe actually?
check these too while you're at it

I'm not even good at impersonating chen, so fuck up.

Yeah, I'm warming up with some brunch and then it's time to settle in for the game. If Peppers gets the Heisman, he'll be on track to be the second coming of Steve Emtman.

I miss you.

U arent Sachi

I don't even know who you are

You.

jatlas.bandcamp.com/track/thizza-thizza

Nah

Claim

Claim

Neither.

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Am I Shinji?

Well, you're too unistresting anyway
I'm going out, since I need to smoke a girl with some weed.

Don't worry
Maybe you won't be that dull next time we talk

Bye Chen
>Tristana

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It's never safe to post those digits

I fucking love you. Selfcest is hot.

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Shut the fuck up.

See ya, Alice~

You leaving kitty?
See you around!