ITT: We write a letter to Brian Wilson one word at a time

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HEY

FUCK

DEAR

DON'T

FUCK

WITH

DIGITS

POOPYHEAD

FORMULA

DUBS

AND

YES

MIKE

MIKE

THE

SLOOP

JOHN

POOP

HEY

NOW

WELL

IT'S

YOU'RE

PET

SOUNDS

VEGETABLES

LOVE

YOU

JUICY

tittyfuck

THE

GOD

OF

POOPING

ARUBA

POON

PATROL

MOON

BLEACH

DUDE

PEACH

LMAO

WHY

I'M

SUCH

A

TRUMP

The fact that so many books still name the Beatles as “the greatest or most significant or most influential” rock band ever only tells you how far rock music still is from becoming a serious art. Jazz critics have long recognized that the greatest jazz musicians of all times are Duke Ellington and John Coltrane, who were not the most famous or richest or best sellers of their times, let alone of all times. Classical critics rank the highly controversial Beethoven over classical musicians who were highly popular in courts around Europe. Rock critics are still blinded by commercial success. The Beatles sold more than anyone else (not true, by the way), therefore they must have been the greatest. Jazz critics grow up listening to a lot of jazz music of the past, classical critics grow up listening to a lot of classical music of the past. Rock critics are often totally ignorant of the rock music of the past, they barely know the best sellers. No wonder they will think that the Beatles did anything worthy of being saved.

FATHER

WON'T

BROWSE

Sup Forums

BECAUSE

HE

IS

FUCKING

YOUR

SMART

ASS

REDDIT

MOLESTED

DOG

if you're not going to make good music anymore you might as well just die

WHO

KOKOMO

ARUBA

You've never even made good music so you shouldn't even have been born

DUBADUBA

FULL
if you're not going to make good posts you might as well die

HOUSE

prob true

fuck off mike

WAS

A

KINDA

GOOD

GOOD

GOOD

ASSMASTER

JEW

GOD

LANDY

DID

THE

SUCK

AND

FUCK

AND

MURRY

SUCK

CURRY

FURRIES

WANG

BUT

IRISH

IMMIGRANTS

BANNED

DID

THE