8 inch master race reporting in

8 inch master race reporting in

This chart is a load of shit. What I have to push the ruler an inch inside of myself?
Stop trying to make yourself feel bigger, faggot.

2 inch detected

Hah, assume what you will. Don't need a thread or a chart to tell me I have a nice cock. Have fun measuring yourself up and dealing with insecurity issues.

Who posts this and then goes "8in Master race reporting in guizeee" OP is a faggot.

/thread

When you fuck a girl you usually push right up until you're at your pubic bone.. unless you're fit with barely any fat down there, then you don't have a fat pad and don't need to do that to measure.

Either Virgin detected or small dick trap material detected.

>When you fuck a girl you usually push right up until you're at your pubic bone.. unless you're fit with barely any fat down there, then you don't have a fat pad and don't need to do that to measure.

>tfw I am fat with a skinny 8 stone gf, creamed her 3 times and finished with a facial 2 days ago.

Stay mad faggot.

Still singing your own horn?
Haha jesus christ you really, really are insecure. That's nice? Anyone with a 55k+ lifestyle will pull an 8 stone gf. You're doing average user.

Carry on with your pent up rage faggot, it's just making me laugh.

8 1/2 incher reporting in. Life is good my niggas

Apparently ideal size,nice nice.tho it could be girthier

Haha, you need to use the pic you related to mine that you green texted on your own stuff.

I like how you over and over call people insecure and all I did was tell you why that's the proper way to find your dick measurement. Stop self projecting. Insecure little faggot.

>rages over your rage

OK user, mummy is here for you. Go to sleep little one.

god damn it imma 5

I'm 6 inches on the dot and havent had any problems having sex with the same girl more than once. I imagine if it's above 4.5 you can get by ok

Ha ha, beat it faggots 11 inch and 2 inch girth here. Guess imma steal all your girlfriends now.

Don't worry user, unless she's a slut it's a major improvement than a finger or two.

I feel bad for the guys who have 8 inch plus, since that's the average dildo size so usually they will get the biggest sluts.

>tfw 7 inches and already reaching erectile dysfunction due to porn and trap loving

8.75 here
About as girthy as a soda can

tfw when 95%+ of men doesn't have a satisfying penis.

this tbh

>people who brag about their "huge dicks" on the internet
sage

16 inches long 8 inches thick first name Almighty last name is Dick.

How do you assume that you have ED due to porn? Can't you get your dick hard without porn?

>be black
>7 inch dick
>"You have a pretty small dick."
>MFW
>"Oh you know for a black guy."

9 - 9.5 depending out how much I smoke that day. White guy

Barely.. I can get a lazy semi, past year it has only started to kick in.

Haha, you must hate the bbc myth then. Thank porn for pushing that one.