Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

Previous:The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!

Other urls found in this thread:

azlyrics.com/lyrics/queen/bohemianrhapsody.html
vocaroo.com/
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

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Real nice work there.

Claim

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it was fun yesterday but this morining i feel awful

Chen is the only guy who is a real nigga in this thread.

Hope you feel better soon

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カラミチーマス

>3D > 2D
Prove me wrong.

It doesn't have Chen's character.

Claim

hex maniac=sex maniac
you can do literally anything you want to a 2D and wont get arrested.

Indeed

i've had a good run.

but what this has become is impossible to salvage.

You can do anything you want to a 3D as long as it's not in a first world country.

it is cancer, there is no denying that it is horrible.

tasteless teens wondering in thinking its always been a hugbox.

using the shit state to further justify their depressing lives.

this will be my final goodbye to this place.

i will not return.

Can't you shitpost with more interesting pics?

so may we remember what a glorious place the old /waifu/ was.

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i was homu-fag/miku-fag.

Homura, stop being retarded.
We get it, you vape

and i am LEAVING YOU ALL BEHIND TO FACE THE TRUTH.

>you can do anything
>adds stipulations
2D>3D proven
so wet its purple

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THATS RIGHT, MY FINAL /WAIFU/ RELATED POST WILL BE A BANG.

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/WAIFU/ SINGS BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY.

Stop being retaded Miku wtf

I WILL EDIT IT IF YOU SING FOR IT.

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lyrics:

azlyrics.com/lyrics/queen/bohemianrhapsody.html

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True that

quick way to sing it:

vocaroo.com/

any other ways are accepted

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if someday a place like it was comes a long and all the good posters are there, you can guarantee i will be there, doing my job to get rid of faggotr

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Forgot pic

brb fapping

TMI bud. TMI.

Fuck. I keep forgetting.

We are the cancer of this board.

can't be forgetting the material :^)

I had a dream me and sachi were both in college and taking culinary arts :o

but sachi dropped out :(

the few dreams I remember don't make sense in any way

Eh, at least three-fifths of what I got are either nonlewds, or just borderline lewd. At least by my standards

most people don't remember most of their dreams

who is this? :o

they are filled with contradictory events, but I guess it's only natural since that's how I think

Sameji claim'd

fucking pathetic.

fun fact: if you stop jerking it every day and stop watching porn even the simplest images of the female form become lewd

Obviously

would explain your choice of waifu

I'd fucking let that bitch dominate my fucking cock.

Claiming the eyebrow queen with the great rack and ass Satsuki Kiryuin

so every picture is a lewd when you think about it
big ass and hips, nice tits, cute voice/personality
why wouldn't I choose her?

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>why wouldn't I choose her?
Because you don't choose your waifu, avatarfag

Not every picture is lewd. It just depends on your preferences.

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yeah you do you full on autist. even you chose your waifu.
>inb4 she chose me
every picture has the potential to be lewd, just not the intention

hello rei
forgot pic

>you full on autist
nothing better come to mind?
>even you chose your waifu
and that makes me an avatarfag
>>inb4 she chose me
she did kind of

Hello, Tali.

>fully explains the behavior you're currently exhibiting so no.
>all waifus are avatar fags
>she can't make choices besides the ones you make for her in your head
how's your day going

I agree, but personally, I consider Lewdness to be subjective.

It has gone by extremely quickly. Today was my birthday so I do what I always do on such occasions and that's not very much at all. Though I did have my new violin delivered today.

If I roll dubs or higher I will end my life on xvideos.

Happy birthday, that's a beautiful instrument.

better luck next time

i think we are both saying the same thing here then.
happy birthday. play me a song on vocaroo please ^_^

I guess so.

>fully explains the behavior you're currently exhibiting so no.
you sound like a professional, could you go more in depth and tell me what it was that led you to suh a conclusion?
>All waifus are avatarfags
while I can't deny that this is most probably the case the choice of waifu is based on attraction much like actual human relationships
so where's the difference?
>>she can't make choices besides the ones you make for her in your head
true, but I don't make choices for her so this is not a problem

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happy birthday~ I hope you had a wonderful day and that your new violin will bring you happiness.

No, I will not stand for this.
One reroll.

Pink hair reports in

>people don't choose their waifus
this would insinuate that waifu's HAVE to chose their husbands. this HAVE to be a certain way is text book autism.
>there really isn't a difference between avatar fags and waifus. I think we agree on this
>if you don't make choices for her then she doesn't make choices at all because realistically she doesn't actually exist.
this convo is also fun.
hey yui
hello stella

Sorry, but I have no mic, and my laptop doesn't have one build-in. How was your day?

It is, I had saved up for it since a while back. I don't own things like a phone or a TV for it.

Thank you for your kind words, user.

Hi Tali

Another argument today, eh?

Hi Rei, is your birthday going well?

Well hello there.
I think i have seen you before but never talked to you. Am i wrong?

Heh, a fellow poorfag? Nowadays no one needs a TV anymore, even if you do want to watch it you can do it through the internet.

Why don't you get a cheap phone that can still send messages and do calls? I think having that ability in your pocket is quite handy.

aww well ok. eh was hungover from yesterday so I still haven't left my bed today
nah just a discussion this time it's been entertaining.
you are correct. we have seen, never spoken.
your waifu is a cute

heyo
no problem

Hi

>HAVE to
the term waifu implies that it is a feeling of love
and since the general consensus is that you don't choose your feelings calling a character your waifu means that you did not choose it to be
so your waifu not being your choice is a requisite for using the term waifu correctly
And this boils down to 'have to' being a rule and thus it has to be followed if you expect people to use words correctly

>because realistically she doesn't actually exist
I don't get where this is supposed to go
so my answer should probably default to REEEEEEEEE

>this convo is also fun
The thread is very uneventful so that's a given
although I did try my best to shitpost properly, but I failed in the end

As well as it could be going.

I have a small monitor just to play PS3 or 2 games since my laptop can't play anything.
I may buy a phone now that I'm done with that.

Then I assume it's still early in the morning for you.

We haven't talked at all previously have we?

I can see where your coming from but i would also argue that just like in life, there are several people you have "feelings" for but in the end you chose one to actually make your partner.

>REEEEEEEEEEEE

>failing to shitpost
how does one even do this?
it's currently 11:17 AM

>your waifu is a cute
she truly is.
Also where is Tali from if that's youre waifu's name?

Hi akame! What's up?

Hey