STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM, YOU HAVE VIOLATED THE LAW BY CARRYING ILLEGAL DUBS NOW PAY YOUR FINES OR GO TO JAIL

STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM, YOU HAVE VIOLATED THE LAW BY CARRYING ILLEGAL DUBS NOW PAY YOUR FINES OR GO TO JAIL.

*load last save*

no

I'm not specced for dubs sir. I'm just a simple enchanter and the mages guild.

Move Along Civilians.

OH NO.

I am but a simple mage.

Resist Arrest

Move along.

The town watch is corrupt.
Why am I not surprised?

>ring of the iron fist
>amulet of axes
>escutcheon of Chorrol
bitch TRY to arrest me. you cant.

I dont have a plugin coin left

I was about to turn them in.

OH FUCK NO.

Jesus fuck turn yourself in.

The commander is in on it as well? Who can we turn to?
Naturally. I wouldn't be surprised if half the watch was in the pocket of the thieves guild.

Keep quiet and I won't arrest you for owning dubs.

Holy Talos

But I have no dubs, you got nothing on me.

I was about to turn them in.

The one time the gods grant me Dubs.

This goi right here

You don't learn right?

i cant hold all these dubs, here have some bruh.

CALL THE WATCH.

I haven't got any dubs.
I'm just a blind beggar.
Please leave me be.

Well I mean, where else am I supposed to keep them so I can turn them in.

Kid, I am the watch.

That's it. I'm moving to Kvatch.

the entire city guard is corrupt
i say we overthrow the goverment!

I'm the jarl of whiterun

wrong elderscrolls game

Roll

newfag

I'm white pls don't arrest me

Is anyone in Cyrodil not a corrupt puppet?

You will have a lot of time to be white in jail

No, i have trips, sir

pls no dubs here officer

Resist arrest

i have a licence for them

Oh. Greetings sir watchman.
Me? Oh I'm just visiting the city to trade the modest goods I have acquired during my recent adventures. I mean no harm.

Jokes on you, stored those dubs in a barrel somewhere

Stop right there criminal scum

fuck the town watch

roll

Khajiit is innocent of this crime!

Sir. I don't mean to cause alarm but there is a troll troll right behind you.

Check em

no dubs here

Thessssse peicessss of jewelry were forged by me persssssssonally. Guaranteed not ssssstolen.
If you aren't here to make a purchassssse pleassssse move along sssssir. You are frightening my customersssss.

>Kills guard
>Activates nude mod
>Removes clothes

...

This is gonna be fun!

at least you dont know about the seven pounds of cocaine in my ass.

I don't have time for this, do you? (Persuade)

Talos' blessing to you sir, i have nothing to hide.

k

Fuck the Police, PRAISE KEK.

Check em Dunmer, good luck getting past my xilivai

These?

Fuck off.

I have no dubs sir

I am the Gray Fox

fuck

Check em

I don't got no dubs, officer.

I just have humble trips, kind officer!

Fuck me, gg, jail, rape, gg

dubs get

Can't you just fuck me and let me go?