Welcome Aboard, roll for your seat

Welcome Aboard, roll for your seat
Singles-Economy Class
Dubs-Business Class
Trips-First Class
Quads-Private Jet
Quints- The plane and all the private jets blow up and everyone re-rolls

ill take my seat

anybody here got nachos?

I'm bringing a gun with me

Is the vodka free? If so, could I grab one of those orange juices *grabs one* riiiight there - thank you. Is there like a menu or anything? I like to eat food when I'm buzzing.

excuse me miss, i lost my sombrero, can you help me?

rollo

checked

ALLAHU AKBAR

private jet get

roll

Allahu akber

WHAT DO I GET

Allah AKBAR!

Alright here's my roll

rollerino de la roll

so close

rollio

quints please

Ah! A nice big jet all to myself.

Let's go.

Roll

Please give me First Class, I would hate to share my flight with the Sup Forumstards of the Economy Class

gimme 1st class bitch

Heyo mofo lets go

No

Let's see

niggers

yes

Roll

Here comes first class

Im just going to seat right here

Roll Tide

Roll for aisle seat

g

where?

right sir, economy class. You can sit with the guy with a gun

yeehaw

Snek on plen

hello, my name is abu bakr salam and i would like a seat within knifereach of the pilot

Roll for head off the stewardess

Rollin for a Jet

Roll

Trips

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fuck i hate these economy flights

Roll for 1st

roll

First Class Bitches, check em!

Can i get a blanket?

Always stuck between two fat fucks I am!

God dam peasants

May I get a seat please?

Sitting now

In the capitan

Fuck you, you'll have to sew my asshole shut and then forcibly rip it open before I sit in Economy. Fuck you Sup Forums Airlines.

>check'm

Imma fly solo

Check em...

Roll

let's see how this goes

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Im loggin a formal complaint with the FAA!!

So are we going to Jerusalem? Cause I really need to get to Jerusalem...