ITT: We poorly describe video games
>hurt
>wander desert
>save desert
ITT: We poorly describe video games
Fallout NV?
>Androgynous protagonist fights robots and his foster dad with a katana
Uncharted 3
Uhh.. Star Wars?
>A game where you have to fight a nigger asian gym master with rock pokemon
pokemon red/blue
It helps when you don't state the title of the game in the fucking description of it you absolute retard
the detective is a traitor and the guy with the deep voice is actually the final boss
>friend turns into animal
>find eggs
>next game
>burn, electrocute, fight and rape your way through country
>country is fighting itself while getting fought by lizards
>cats sell you stuff
>game where racism is 100% okay and you can discriminate all races that aren't from your country
>local police are condescending clones
Jak & Daxter
4 cunts looking for a lock box
>be protagonist
>use weapon to fight enemies
>Save town/country/world
>win game
Purple horned dragon fucks shit up.
>Game where you fly kirby around and beat levels
yes
Undertale?
>More edgy than Shadow the Hedgehog
>You shoot a lot
>Your name is not important
WATCH THOSE WRIST ROCKETS!
THE BIGGER THEY ARE THE HARDER THEY FALL!
...
>Build a city, it's a predecessor to The Sims
>Wake up on boat
>wtf?
>strange new world
>wander around questing
>see gods fight
>end?
Duke nukem
Doom?
morrowind
every elder scrolls game
>Game where you're in a league with rocket cars playing soccer
Battlefront 2
Press the same 2 buttons 32 thousand times a day in a vain attempt to make your stats a fraction of a percent higher, then throw it all away and start over next season.
postal 2?
Diablo 3
congrat
>part human/motorcycle
>race
>gg
>race again
>you have to hit only Z and X
>wake up from deep sleep
>space ship is falling apart
>need to get to an airlock so you don't get sucked into space
>some stuff happens
>fight sentient sludge
>fight crazy cunt AI
>still fucked up
Fabled 3
>island
>mexican
>tatoo
Too ez
Pretty close. I'll give you a clue. Fill in the blank:
Sim Ci_y
lol'd
Hatred
>cold weather
>fancy wristwatch but it's old as hell
>you're old as hell
>kill your son with friends
>be nignog
>act like nignog
>Steal bike
>Pursue Locomotive.
Max payne?
>bang bang
>shooty shoot
>team always sucks
>watered down version of what it used to be
Any of the Just Cause series
>Jump into a battle
>Die near immediately upon seeing an enemy
>Respawn
>Rinse and repeat until you're pro mlg dank shot player
>Also known as Clusterfuck 2: Electric Boogaloo
>blitzball
>fuck it's too hard
>at least I tried
TF2?
GTA San Andreas
>you press only Z and X
>be redhead jailbait
>go on an adventure
>try to go to the bathroom
>got raped
>okay, let's try something else
>went to take a bath
>got raped
>fuck, fine; let's keep trying
>go fight some goblins
>got raped
>GOD FUCKING DAMN IT
>give birth to a monster
gta sa my boii
>towers
>ancients
>baracks
>creeps
cod
event 0
Halo
Far cry 3
Mad TV: The Game?
>right
Every Spyro game
Mad max
final fantasy
No, he is obviously describing Skyrim. But you already knew that.
>is a dota 2 tutorial
Sauce please.
>cyka bljat
>die
>die alot
>die again
>medieval
>keep dying
>die one more time
thank
Dave depopulates an island with the help of a ninja named Frank
>Demon
>find castle
>Kill demon
CoD?
csgo
Heavy rain?
Stalker and or metro
>see girl
>tell her she got nice tits
>touch
>bad touch
>good touch
>fuck
>shake mouse like retard while trying to fap
>win
dark souls
Halo Reach
metro, stalker
>go to spread mums ashes
>get caught up in revolution
>single handedly save country in revolution
>spread mums ashes
Oragami figure rolls a huge trashball of destruction.
Don't know
>>OH shit man you got tribal aids
>>clunky guns
>>Fucking hell it's brown
WoW
Mario
far cry 4
IS ANYBODY GOING TO CONFIRM THESE GUESSES OR NOT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>Fight people you grew up with in their hometown
>"competitive"
>everyone that plays it is a salty child
LoL
>hint
Starts with K
A salesman travels across the land to rescue the girl he sold bad insurance to, and stumbles upon a web of corruption.
>fuck
>fuck some more
>save universe
>fuck even more
>text
>future
>supersuit
>koreans
>aliens too
Metro
>cousin who likes to bowl
>vroom vroom
>was fun on multiplayer for a little bit that one time at that building that you go to at the end of the campaign
>if you go back and play it you'll notice the camera is slightly off centered when driving cars for some reason
Far cry 2
Probably not
Starcraft
Dark souls
Nope.
Its a late 90's game.
CoD again?