ITT: We poorly describe video games

ITT: We poorly describe video games
>hurt
>wander desert
>save desert

Fallout NV?

>Androgynous protagonist fights robots and his foster dad with a katana

Uncharted 3
Uhh.. Star Wars?

>A game where you have to fight a nigger asian gym master with rock pokemon

pokemon red/blue
It helps when you don't state the title of the game in the fucking description of it you absolute retard

the detective is a traitor and the guy with the deep voice is actually the final boss

>friend turns into animal
>find eggs
>next game

>burn, electrocute, fight and rape your way through country
>country is fighting itself while getting fought by lizards
>cats sell you stuff
>game where racism is 100% okay and you can discriminate all races that aren't from your country
>local police are condescending clones

Jak & Daxter

4 cunts looking for a lock box

>be protagonist
>use weapon to fight enemies
>Save town/country/world
>win game

Purple horned dragon fucks shit up.

>Game where you fly kirby around and beat levels

yes

Undertale?

>More edgy than Shadow the Hedgehog
>You shoot a lot
>Your name is not important

WATCH THOSE WRIST ROCKETS!
THE BIGGER THEY ARE THE HARDER THEY FALL!

...

>Build a city, it's a predecessor to The Sims

>Wake up on boat
>wtf?
>strange new world
>wander around questing
>see gods fight
>end?

Duke nukem

Doom?

morrowind

every elder scrolls game

>Game where you're in a league with rocket cars playing soccer

Battlefront 2

Press the same 2 buttons 32 thousand times a day in a vain attempt to make your stats a fraction of a percent higher, then throw it all away and start over next season.

postal 2?

Diablo 3

congrat

>part human/motorcycle
>race
>gg
>race again

>you have to hit only Z and X

>wake up from deep sleep
>space ship is falling apart
>need to get to an airlock so you don't get sucked into space
>some stuff happens
>fight sentient sludge
>fight crazy cunt AI
>still fucked up

Fabled 3

>island
>mexican
>tatoo

Too ez

Pretty close. I'll give you a clue. Fill in the blank:

Sim Ci_y

lol'd

Hatred

>cold weather
>fancy wristwatch but it's old as hell
>you're old as hell
>kill your son with friends

>be nignog
>act like nignog
>Steal bike
>Pursue Locomotive.

Max payne?

>bang bang
>shooty shoot
>team always sucks
>watered down version of what it used to be

Any of the Just Cause series

>Jump into a battle
>Die near immediately upon seeing an enemy
>Respawn
>Rinse and repeat until you're pro mlg dank shot player
>Also known as Clusterfuck 2: Electric Boogaloo

>blitzball
>fuck it's too hard
>at least I tried

TF2?

GTA San Andreas

>you press only Z and X

>be redhead jailbait
>go on an adventure
>try to go to the bathroom
>got raped
>okay, let's try something else
>went to take a bath
>got raped
>fuck, fine; let's keep trying
>go fight some goblins
>got raped
>GOD FUCKING DAMN IT
>give birth to a monster

gta sa my boii

>towers
>ancients
>baracks
>creeps

cod

event 0

Halo

Far cry 3

Mad TV: The Game?

>right

Every Spyro game

Mad max

final fantasy

No, he is obviously describing Skyrim. But you already knew that.

>is a dota 2 tutorial

Sauce please.

>cyka bljat

>die
>die alot
>die again
>medieval
>keep dying
>die one more time

thank

Dave depopulates an island with the help of a ninja named Frank

>Demon
>find castle
>Kill demon

CoD?

csgo

Heavy rain?

Stalker and or metro

>see girl
>tell her she got nice tits
>touch
>bad touch
>good touch
>fuck
>shake mouse like retard while trying to fap
>win

dark souls

Halo Reach

metro, stalker

>go to spread mums ashes
>get caught up in revolution
>single handedly save country in revolution
>spread mums ashes

Oragami figure rolls a huge trashball of destruction.

Don't know

>>OH shit man you got tribal aids
>>clunky guns
>>Fucking hell it's brown

WoW

Mario

far cry 4

IS ANYBODY GOING TO CONFIRM THESE GUESSES OR NOT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>Fight people you grew up with in their hometown
>"competitive"
>everyone that plays it is a salty child

LoL

>hint
Starts with K

A salesman travels across the land to rescue the girl he sold bad insurance to, and stumbles upon a web of corruption.

>fuck
>fuck some more
>save universe
>fuck even more
>text

>future
>supersuit
>koreans
>aliens too

Metro

>cousin who likes to bowl
>vroom vroom
>was fun on multiplayer for a little bit that one time at that building that you go to at the end of the campaign
>if you go back and play it you'll notice the camera is slightly off centered when driving cars for some reason

Far cry 2

Probably not

Starcraft

Dark souls

Nope.
Its a late 90's game.

CoD again?