If you reply to this post you will get a nice and cute gf tomorrow!

If you reply to this post you will get a nice and cute gf tomorrow!

I'd like that

Have you taken the brown pill yet, mateys?

it's a tough pill to swallow! The brown pill was founded in 1999 by Sir Reginald Brownpill.

Forget red and blue pills, brown pills are the way of the future.

Video related. Please leave your questions, comments, and concerns below about this radical new paradigm of thinking!

Swallow the brown pill today! Red pills are for fedora fucking wearing faggots, blue pills are for the ignorant masses. Ignore the other le epin Sup Forums maymays, this one is the readl deal.

k

Oh boy!

sure

who is this cutie

About time!

I wish

I'll try anything at this point - nothing else has ever worked.

I wish I was dead.

luck

sure, w/e

ya ok op

Okay.

yea ofc

I know it's not real but it's worth a shot

She's cute

I like this :)

Ok

would be nice

heeeey that's pretty good!

I'll hold ya to that

yeah right; just in case;

me me me me me me !!!

Better not be a scam user

i think it's a prank

Isn't that a boy? I remember the original post.

Thanks!

okay
have a hot dog

Please user sempai

Roll even if I don't have hope

Desperate and life's shit so meh

lmao

works for me

...

Give qt gf

Bullshit

Doesn't seem like the almighty kek would waste his magic my life in such a manner

might as well

The pic is of a boy kek

...

implying

Does it work even if you are already married?

ok satan

Great

im a huge faggot

roll

Kill me

would be great

and? - it is cute a nd it still counts

If I got a cute Girlfriend tomorrow I'd honestly lose my shit.

I might tell her to come over to my house, then when she's not looking lock the door and jam it with something. Then cut my wrists with razor blades or a knife, and sling the blood on her, as she tries to escape I'll keep stabbing and cutting myself and covering her in my organs. When she is finally covered completely in my blood I'll make her watch as I stab my throat and die hopefully my corpse laying on top of her or in front of the door. She will always remember me because of what I showed her, She will hopefully have to get therapy and not be able to sleep very well at night. Hopefully even when she is old she will think of me, or I will haunt her nightmares.

She will remember my corpse blocking the door, she will remember trying to wash all the blood off her and having to get rid of her blood soaked clothes.

She would remember how much pain I was in, she will remember what someone you care about dying is like.

I will finally leave a lasting impression on someone who I wanted to notice and remember me. I would really like that.

It would be fucking awesome

Would do you think guys?

But how cute?

Okay then

I did it bb

I hate my gf.

Roll

4

If I get dubs to I get two wieners instead?

oh boy

And you're a faggot. Kekking further.

H

I'd like that, but that will never happen, i'll kill myself instead.

K

I remember this post. Thats a boy

Well it's worth a shot...

...

Plz

I hope she like it. Stupid whore

Well, ya never know til you try.

:v

I like this thread. it's better that the "yo mum gonna die" threat.

K bb

no

Ok

yay

No.

Please

This is a reply to this thread.

R-r-r-olling

gimme

Shit... :c

More?

Ok I'll take one. A tomboyish one please

must reply

I was going to say that person looks like a boy.

y-you too

I tripped, so I won right? I'm getting exactly what I wanted!

Why is she making the white people in the office acknowledgement face?

...

On a Sunday, when I have no plans to go anywhere? Doubtful.

Me emperra

Roll

It must suck to be like that. Is that really you?

please

im so gay but op's image converted me. Bless

k

OP's image is a boy. Are you a grill?

Another one?? OOOOH Booooy

I want one between 14 and 17 years old

I will take what I can get

If only!