HALT! Dies ist ein Deutscher Kontrollpunkt!
By order of der Führer, hand over your papers!
Roll:
1 - Armed Resistance Fighter. Re-roll, if 1-5: You die in the firefight, if 6-9: You safely manage to retreat. 0 = You kill the guards single handedly.
2 - Innocent German civilian, released.
3 - Criminal, arrested on sight.
4 - Juden, arrested on sight Re-roll, if 1-9: You get Shoah'd. 0 = Rothschild family saves you.
5 - Gestapo, released.
6 - Loyal National Socialism supporter/Honorary Aryan, released.
7 - LOST PAPERS, temporarily detained. Re-roll to find true identity during your interrogation.
8 - German Soldier on leave, released.
9 - Homosexual, arrested on sight.
0 - Disabled individual, sent to a German insane asylum. Re-roll, if 1-5: You break out & can re-roll, if 6-9: You stay in the asylum. 0 = Deemed sane & legally released.
Special Gets:
Even x2 - Schutzstaffel, released.
Odd x2 - Undercover allied spy, inconsistent papers - detained and interrogated. Re-roll, if 1-5: Released, if 6-9: Sent to POW camp. 0 = Allied troops break you out.
00 - Hitler's dog, Blondi. Given a treat & released.
88 - Kommandant of Auschwitz, Rudolf Höss. Glory to Deutschland!
1488 - Der Führer's very own mustache in it's glorious entirety.
x3 - Hitler's right hand man, Heinrich Himmler. Glory to Deutschland!
x4 - Der Führer's Fräulein, Eva Braun. Glory to Deutschland!
x5 - Der Führer Adolf Hitler himself, leader of Fascist Germany. Glory to Deutschland!
HALT! Dies ist ein Deutscher Kontrollpunkt!
rolling.
0 get.
Deutschland uber alles.
Reroll.
Heil Hitler! Ich habe nichts zu verbergen Herr Schutzmann, hier meine Papiere.
Dann hoffe ich mal auf die Rothschilds..
Oy vey, sie haben mich.
Roll for homosexual
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Hopefully I don't end up in an oven.
Hallo ihr Drecksschweine
xD Deutschland
WINRAR
Himmler! Sieg Heil! Also rolling to prove my loyalty.
Nr2
Jägermeister
Thank you for your service Soldat!
rol
Roooool
re-rol
HALT!!!!!!!
Woof.
(apparently im reTARTED)
herd dur her dur
rollen
these aren't the dudes you're looking for
Wenn Sie nicht auf dieses Gespräch antworten Ihre Mutter wird in ihrem Schlaf sterben heute Abend
ROll aufs neue
rolling
>2 - Innocent German civilian, released.
Danke, aufweidersehen
HIMMLER!
Rol
Re roll to have allies break me out.
rerolling
roll
Rerol
rollerblades
Rolloo
rollerino
nah, bro, I swear Im german
reroll, swear we had them
reroll cuz I'm a dirty kike. Please don't showa me.
rolling
Heil
reroll
never 0
You have to let me go, officer
Rerol
Rerol Juden :(
...
Getting addicted to this game
Rolling again
AND WE ROLLING
Resistence Fighter
rerolling
Armed resistance figther rerolling
A jeep in a german checkpoint? You nigger
GO GO GO
Heil dem Führer
sieg hail
shit roll
Heil me, your fuhrer arrived
I swear I'm not a kike Jerry.
Roll.
Hallo Blondi.
Rolle.
oy vey looks like i survive another shoha
Rollen
FUCK OFF I WILL GO OUT WITH A FIREFIGHT FAGGOTS
Scheiße
roll
roll for charlie chaplin mustache
reroll
Roll
re for release
>FUCK OFF I WILL GO OUT WITH A FIREFIGHT FAGGOTS
gets released. kek.
Nein...
what does this make me? a gay ss member?
Roll
Sieg Roll
Roll
Nur ein unschuldiger Deutscher hier. Nichts anderes zu sehen. Heil mein Fürher.
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Re-roll
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Scheiße, habe ich ausgesetzt. Tut Lügen Fallen wirklich machen mich Homosexuell?
Allied Spy pls dont kill me
Zis was test.
You have bestanden .
Weitermachen.
roll
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asdfwe
poor jew reroll
rolling for white power
>Rothschild family saves you.