Walk into your bedroom

>Walk into your bedroom
>You find Donald Ttrump standing there
Wat do???

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Go illegal hunting with him.

>it's about time

grab him by the pussy

his penile was inside Melania so you know what I'm sucking and swallowing

looks at trump Rawr x3 nuzzles how are you pounces on you you're so warm o3o notices you have a bulge o: someone's happy ;) nuzzles your necky wecky~ murr~ hehehe rubbies your bulgy wolgy you're so big :oooo rubbies more on your bulgy wolgy it doesn't stop growing ·///· kisses you and lickies your necky daddy likies (; nuzzles wuzzles I hope daddy really likes $: wiggles butt and squirms I want to see your big daddy meat~ wiggles butt I have a little itch o3o wags tail can you please get my itch~ puts paws on your chest nyea~ its a seven inch itch rubs your chest can you help me pwease squirms pwetty pwease sad face I need to be punished runs paws down your chest and bites lip like I need to be punished really good~ paws on your bulge as I lick my lips I'm getting thirsty. I can go for some milk unbuttons your pants as my eyes glow you smell so musky :v licks shaft mmmm~ so musky drools all over your cock your daddy meat I like fondles Mr. Fuzzy Balls hehe puts snout on balls and inhales deeply oh god im so hard~ licks balls punish me daddy~ nyea~ squirms more and wiggles butt I love your musky goodness bites lip please punish me licks lips nyea~ suckles on your tip so good licks pre of your cock salty goodness~ eyes role back and goes balls deep mmmm~ moans and suckles

Kill him. Donald Trump is cancer.

record him

youtube.com/watch?v=xvj0rxhjpWA

Id like to see you try faggot, Donald would put you in the fucking ground.

With cancer

please come to Germany... we need a wall...

>turn 360 degrees
>walk away

I wish he fucking would. I'd have a reason.

Laugh at him for unwittingly help a bunch of degenerates radicalise a bunch of internet stupids. Then thank him for helping to end the American experiment, shake his hand, send him on his way.

Again

Ask for a small loan of grab by the pussy

>say to Trump "We're gonna make america great again"
>Trump nods head and walks away
>I start a small business
>Trump forces salary floors on H1B's
>I hire local Americans
>Trump eliminates Obamacare
>I can now grow my business and hire more people
>Trump eliminates ridiculous regulations and keeps the sound regulations intact
>Business grows faster
>Now have 500 employees
>Drive home after a day of work in an expensive car with cigar in mouth
>500 employees drive home after a day of work
>We did it. We made America great again.

Try to show him why France is still France.

...

all u faggots acting like u would actually say or do anything. 100% you would all sink to ur knees and beg for him to cocktribute your slut girlfriends

Wonder how the hell he found out where my house is and then tell him me and Vegeta are taking over the USA

Most of the foreskinchaners are transient, low life degenerates who beg on the street slurping internet cuck to survive

Ask how his boss Putin is doing.

Tell him we need to recount!!

come on guys. This hero worship of trump for Trumps sake is one thing, but do you actually think the fat old fuck could really do anything of the sort?

kek

Strip naked and offer the President my boipussy.

Is that the right thing to do?

ask him to build a wall in europe

him

me

Give him my resume

you didn't seem all too happy about the last one.

Sup Forums isn't a selling point

I will not read one word of that horseshit.

rekt

The Dolan is going to be fired because of his Castro tweet.

>shoot him
>give hillary the presidental place

He was on WWE, he can kick your ass

Fucking kek

We need americans to build it this time.

No one wanted to be stuck on the russian side of the last wall.

>Who are you and what the fuck are you doing in my room?

> You kinda look like Donald Trump

>"I am trump! i can you not recognize me? this is harassment apologize!"

>Well trump, i think you are a psychopath. you poison the world with disinfo, and you are involved in criminal activity which includes fraud, deception, and bribes. and also - i remember seeing you at fox news saying you will kill families of terrorists - you do understand that means targeting civilians who are women and children ON PURPOSE, right?

>"Stop this harassment! that is not acceptable! your room should be a special and safe place. you are a disaster. SAD!"

> *decides to call the police because trump infiltrated my room*

> I then talk to the media about how trump infiltrated my property without permission

Yes.

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>implying amerinazis are any different

Shoot the fucker.

legitimately inspired

You sure impressed me with your knowledge about politics.

10/10 arguments

this

lmao u cuck mfw u suc drgg jr

Ask him about his numerous rape accusations, and watch him slowly work himself into a hear attack inducing rage as he try to deflect the accusations.

I guess I would have to fight Vladimir Putin once Putin realizes I've killed his boyfriend. I know Putin is a renowned judoka, but he is pretty fat and old. I think I can take him.

> reading this while vaping
> hearty chuckle

>Well the answer to that question is simple really. All you have to do is either A. Be hot or B. be rich.

For the Trump version, just replace feminism with "incest", and gibsmedat with "numerous rapes".

"Am I fired?"

>I was only nine years old
>I loved Trump so much, I owned all the seasons of The Apprentice
>I pray to Trump every night, thanking him for the wall I have been given
>"Trump is love", I say, "Trump is life"
>My dad hears me and calls me a racist
>He is obviously jealous of my devotion to Trump
>I called him a cuck
>He slaps me and sends me to my room
>I am crying now, because my face hurts
>I go into my bed and it is very cold
>I feel a warmth moving towards me
>I fell something touch me
>It's Trump
>I am so happy
>He whispers into my ear, "This is my country"
>He grabs me with his powerful orange hands and puts me on my hands and knees
>I'm ready
>I spread my ass cheeks for Trump
>He penetrates my butthole
>It hurts so much, but I do it for Trump
>I can feel my anus tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please Trump
>He tweets at CNN as he fills my butt with his money
>My dad walks in
>Trump looks him deep in the eyes and says, "We have to build a wall, and it has to be built quickly"
>Trump leaves through my in his limo
Trump is love, Trump is life.

i would make him suck my dick
god, i'm horny

>"M.. Mr. President!"
>"I'm here you kill you, user."
>"But I voted for you!"
>"Why do you think I'm here?"
>unsheathes George Washing's sword
>teleports behind you
>"Nothin personal kid"

Kneel, and ask how I can be of assistance.

Instantly drop to my knees in reverence.

spin around 4*pi radians then walk backward

admit it, you read at least the first 4

>being this disgruntled

I bet you're still hoping hillary can get the electoral vote

Czech em

Good luck

Like anyone's scared of some fat white fuck. Bet he never threw a punch in his life. He wears a fucking wig too.

Bet he struck a nerve there. Wonder which one you are

Ask for small loan of million dollars..if he says no tie him up and decide next move..light torture until im rich most likely

So turn around on the spot then walk into him?

I am perfectly fine with America electing a incesteous Putin-fan as their president. Hillary would probably be a better bet in the long run, but having a rapist as the presiden of the US of A is just too hilarious to pass up on.

Surgically remove his vocal folds.

summer is over fuck off

bruh. get me a job in washington.