AMA thread

AMA thread
Britfag here, 25
Came out of jail in June
Pic not related

How does it feel not being Canadian and not owning guns?

Pretty good, I'd say.
At least I'm not Canadian

What u go down for?

Why? Cause Canada is backwards russia?

I was accused of touching my little sister

Cause Canadians are just hilarious flappy headed fucks

How long did u do?

A year and a half inside and year and a half on licence

is she hot
was it wort it
did she gave you a welcome back bj

No, she was unclean and I maintain my innocence

Did you?

Nope

But she said you did so you served?

Yep, there was nothing other than her word against mine. But because of my mental health history, they decided I did it.

No evidence is needed to be convicted of a sex offence

How old is she, why'd she do it? And on a scale of 1 to really fucking mad are you going to get her back?

She's 14, and I think she did it to get the attention and mollycoddling of our mother, who suffers with depression and finds it difficult to express love for her children and has done all her life.
I'm not gonna get her back, I'm just gonna let her stew until she decides to go forward and admit out of guilt

What you plan on doing when on your trip back to jail?

Damn, well good luck getting your life back on track.

rip her face off dude god damn 1.5 years dude
broke all her fucking bones and set her on fire i'lĺ do it for you

I don't ever plan on going back

Thanks! It's been really fucking horrible. They put you on a "vulnerable prisoners" wing, where everyone are nonces, I got touched up in my sleep twice
Fucking scary shit

any tips if I get in jail sometime?

Don't get me wrong man, I'm pissed af but I just can't afford to go back to jail, it's just not worth it

I know you don't plan to but I think you'll find that paedophiles can't help themselves.

Choose your friends wisely, and with people who keep themselves to themselves are safer.
Don't ever tick anything double bubble, it fucks you up unless you know you've got money waiting to be cleared
Go to the library lots and do the education courses

If I was a paedophile I'd openly admit, especially on a board like this
I'm not a shy Sup Forumsrother

Did you get put on the sexual offenders list?

Yep, indefinitely

Fuck me mate, I'd buy you a beer if I was anywhere near Britain.

Could send me a food voucher lol I've been homeless since coming out of jail

mmm where do you live anoan where are you

Want my bank card details too?

tfw our whole conversation has been dubs
anyway just enoguh info to maybe send you sth I guess if you were in Canada I could you know try anyway try to go to your grandma maybe uncles whatever

how long did you serve

A year and a half inside and a year and a half on licence

that sucks man. I'd blacklist your sister, your whole fucking family and never fucking look back. So is that like a felony? You gonna have a hard time getting a job now?

I literally just got a job, but it took so long to get one

Do you wish you did it so you would have atleast deserved your sentence?