Find this in kitchen

>find this in kitchen

How to get them outside without killing them?

kill them then throw them outside

I don't want to kill them

Just pick up the loaf and throw it. Fucks sake.

That's not yours. Too professional of a shot. But anyway I'll bite. Put it in a bucket or bag - gently. Try to make sure their mom is with them.

edgy 14 year olds!

open a window and punt it outside

keep cuttin slices

>>can't recognise a joke

Put about 5 tablespoons of bleach on them. This will put them to sleep like chloroform. Place them gently outside to wake.

Literally pet him

>preheat oven to 400
>spray oil on baking sheet
>lightly tap the bread onto the baking sheet as not to wake the mice
>put a little butter on top
>bake for 20 minutes
Problem solved

I'd deepfry it... win..

This

hit them with a hammer.
there's no guarantee they'll die.

Use a bucket or a bag. But make sure you let them go very far away from your house. If not they will come back.

If you don't kill them, they will just come back.

Just slowly breake bread or turn it in sharp angle, and make them fall out on towel or smthng soft [in container, so they won't run away...

How is this edgy
How does this kill them?

put them in the oven and sell as chinese food.... wait that actually is chinese food, so just cook them and open a chinese restaurant on your home, problem solved + some cash

Op take a bite then shit out in the bushes away from ur place

>burn down house
>magicaly outside

Just put the bread outside, they still have shelter and you didn't kill em


What are you gonna fucking eat it still?

Throw the bread into the garbage and put in dumpster. They will have an adventure on the way to the dump and live happily ever after.

why would you want to put them outside? they're adorable.
get a fish tank, some cedar shavings, and some food for them.

Cover them with the micowave splatter shield.
Put something heavy on top.
Get a sturdy piece of cardboard.
Slide it under.
Carry outside.

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cat food commercial?

fucking kek'd

sharpie in pooper!

thanks faggot you just ruined bread for me