Make a wish, and roll!

Make a wish, and roll!

Roll odds at the end, your wish will be granted!
Roll evens at the end, your wish will go horribly wrong

Meme magic will grant your wish within a few days.
Good luck Sup Forums

Fucking tripsss

roll thread = permaban

Good night, Rain Man. Now fuck off and die.

this is not a roll thread
this is a GET thread

rolling

I wish I will overcome my social ineptitude

rolling

fug :-((((

i want someone who looks like emma watson to be my waifu ^^

OP here, I wish I wasn't a faggot

i wish to get some new games

I wish to become a cute girl!

Fuck.

please kek i want to fuck this bunny

I wish Wednesday goes according to plan

I wish my life would just fucking get better

Is 0 odd or even?

Wtf is happening to me

Gimme a nice gf and happy life pls.

KEK WILLS IT

:D

It's 0

Where is my sexy snek lady universe?

S.. should I roll again?

I wish to get a sexy snek lady

0 first time, is not odd nor even, so I rerolled.

I wish i had somebody to truly love and support me

00 again and I'll just an hero


>please

Reroll

zero is neither odd nor even. it's the absence of both. that means you got lucky.

I wish the girl I love would come back and never leave again.

I wish to fuck the hot chick at my workplace.

Reroll.

I wish for a dollar

i want wealth and the one that got away and nobody takes it away from me

roll to negate the horribly wrong part

Successfully rape someone without them knowing

i will keep a hot blonde as my rape slave and get away with it

she falls in love with me

the one who got away thought about me while she was away

Rollerino

i am magic and have magical powers

i will finally get a car next month

my dry streak will end soon.

my dry streak will end with in six months

roll

i will one day get to kidnap and rape a woman into being a sex slave

i will finally get enough money to buy a car with in six months

hope i get girl ):

wish

i'm getting a threesome with the one who got away and her hot sister

nbc will revive heroes again

I wish Alison would feel romantically about me and make it obvious to me. Sup Forums pls.

I wish to have sex with a qt 3.14 redhead
Rolling

Reroll

Rerolling

i will have a car and the woman i want with in six months

reroll for eight

I FRIKKEN HAVE THE POWER TO GRANT MY OWN WISHES!

god likes me and lets me have what i want

i shouldn't really ask what power gives me what i want

i'm magic?

my cousin will come home and take care of his mom so i can quit the job of taking care of her

i will watch two hot chicks fuck and then be invited to join in

those women's initials are ST and JT

the initials i posted were rejected because i replied instead of asking again and they are true

roll

I wish to hav sex with a qt aisan

meme magic grant my wish

ds9 confirmed for best star trek ever

She will fall in love with me

Trump will win a second term

my dry streak will end within eight months

kek will grant my wish

trump will be impeached before his first term ends

i will die by

DEATH BY SNU SNU

I will die by DEATH BY SNU SNU as an old man

I wish for kush

with in 4 years there will be another fappening

my rival for my beloveds affections will lose interest in her and go after someone else leaving her to me

the hair i lost when my thyroid function was messing with my hormones will grow back

jenna coleman will be confirmed to have fucked another woman somehow.

Can I get a girlfriend. I'm in my junior year of college and it's been awhile kek. Thanks

lonelyness continues

Don't be a virgin anymore

Wish I get the girl of my dreams

Mrs. JT want's my D

Mrs. ST wants to have my baby

I want to fuck Camila

Re-roll

I wish I will get infinite wishes

checked

can i not feel lonely?

aww shit trips

i will earn a million dollars in the next decade

i will be able to talk my girlfriend into bondage and roleplaying easily

She'll let me fuck her drunk

i have the power to magically alter events even far away and to change peoples minds

my birthday is going to be awesome i'm going to get cake and get laid

I want these ribs to be good

Ayy

need to get laid soon plz