If you were president, what would be the first things you would do?

If you were president, what would be the first things you would do?

Make Bernie Sanders my VP and then resign so Bernie becomes president.

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Lower age of consent?

Leave this thread commie.

Faggot

Revive the jim Crow laws

To what number?

Get my last full night of sleep. Fap first tho.

Can you elaborate on this pepe?
Free bell peppers policy?

Put a glass of ice cold chocolate milk in the hands of every American

Do I need to be an edgy conservative in order to fit in here? :^)

Propose legislation to abolish the Executive branch.

Just kidding! Americans are too stupid to manage affairs without a figurehead to project their prejudices and half-baked dreams upon and pretend he's the one in charge when they need someone to blame.

Kill myself.

Yes leave

>If you were president, what would be the first things you would do?

1. Carrier group parks next to Gaza, establish no-fly zone over Gaza, locate and seize Israel's submarine fleet and their nuclear arsenal

2. Arrest all Jews in the USA. Freeze all Jew assets worldwide

3. Begin audit of the "Federal" Reserve, torturing as many Jew bankers as necessary. Fold the "Fed" back in to the Treasury Department.

That would be adequate for my first morning in the Oval Office. Then a light lunch and then the afternoon's agenda.

>Do I need to be an edgy conservative in order to fit in here? :^)

Welcome to Breitbart: Nights. Post your address and we'll send you a collection of Rush Revere books for the kiddies!

deport all the people who said they would leave if i were elected president
i would give my people what they want

Auction off the presidency

Probably do a Hitler and kick out every jew that has power/influence. From then, imitate Franco's Spain.

Two chicks at the same time, man.

Restrict political opposition
Intimidate media, make it clear they are not to challenge me
Appoint to powerful stations, those who were most supportive of me. Their capability is inconsequential, only their loyalty matters.
Use executive power to put in place many things designed specifically to curtail criticism of my administration
Restriction of media rights that are critical of me.
Round up dangerous groups or groups I dislike
Re-instate the comittee on Un-American activities
Re-instate Mcarthyism
Ban all non-european religions.
Create a list of possible groups, individuals etc that could be problematic to my administration
Re-enact Wilson's law against criticizing the government or military
Staunch removal of almost all pornography.
Create a system similar to China for the internet, walling Americans off from the dangerous thoughts of lesser civilizations.

>do I need to be edgy?
>wants a communist pig for a president
Off yourself, faggot.

checked and keked

>figurehead
Europigs mad because USA is the greatest country to exist, and practically owns Europigea. How cute.

Communist presidents aren't that edgy. The most horrid leaders are authoritarians and totalitarian leaders, which aren't really unique to a specific ideology (though they tend to generally skew right)

Bernie is literally and unironically not a communist. He's a social democrat.

Who runs your irrelevant country?

Most countries are giddy at Americas decline. Primarily China and Russia

mom's basement dweller detected

I gotchu fam.

I would pardon a turkey, and give the medal of freedom honor to a lesbian while the whole world is crumbling, while riots are happening, and then just be a stupid nigger for the rest of my term while liberals and socialists try to undermine the system of democracy and steal the election from President Elect. What would you do?

Grab me some bad hombres by the pussy, and then have sex with my daughter. Maybe call up Putin, see if he needs any favours.

That's why we didn't let another career politician into office to keep doing the same shit that's had us slipping

>guy who appoints every other member of the administration and who has total control of every branch of government isn't the one in total power akin to a dictatorship
Sure thing, m8. I bet you think American politiccs aren't so partisan'd that most people care FAR more about their party than the country. IE. A democrat or republican congress and senate will do anything their parties president asks of them. In a super majority situation (like what US has now) you have one man essentially in control of every last aspect of government.

This is generally referred to as an authoritarianist regime/state

Conduct a mass mandatory state sponsored ass-washing of all jews. They will be rounded up, loaded onto trains and shipped to the jewish ass washing complex, in which their asses will be forcibly washed right out and then the jews will be discharged right outside of the ass washing temple, no transportation to where they were picked up will be provided.

get a blowjob from one of my interns

Round up and exterminate the Rothschild banking clan. Maybe throw Soros in there too

>ass-washing of all jews.
Of all the fetishes to have, you chose this one

Buff the space budget and escape this cancerous rock.

Actually we did, the electoral college simply ignores the will of the people.

Also considering trumps team is more elitist and swampy than the ones leaving, that's interesting.

Also, your country is likely to lose 30-60 million jobs.. 9 million in January if NAFTA is torn up.

Save Europe

If they exhale through their noses, they can produce enough thrust to fly

Immediately secure the border. Release all individuals in the military that were arrested for crimes during the wars unless they were apparently grotesque.

Make an alliance with Russia, push for the end of the UN, and commit my time to have america become more self reliant.

>calls a republican president a communist

>wouldnt last a day in a real communist country without crying to his mommy

libtards prove they are the dumbest group of people on earth

Continue with the shit Im currently taking

The sheer amount of soap usage alone will be absolutely devastating to the unhygienic condition of the jewish ass.

Social democrats and socialists create miserable fucking societies for the poor where people are entirely at the mercy of the local authorities

>t. grew up poor as fuck in a UK council estate when the Labour Party was in power

>we did
>your country

which one is it nigger?

I'm like 2500 miles away from my mom's basement, nignog.

So...WW3?

Get rid of the damned NFA

Dig up a ton of real incriminating shit on some faggot i want to be my VP. Then divulge all government secrets over a live broadcast. Use the incriminating evidence to blackmail vp after i get impeached/resign to pardon me.

build a New Auschwitz

Unlike far right nationalist dictatorships like those seen in Argentina, Spain, Germany, Italy, almost all of the middle east etc

>Actually we did, the electoral college simply ignores the will of the people.
Get fucked. This country doesn't need to be run California and New York

oooh, that's really edgy. Humor based entirley on shock is so clever

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Thats most of the US population......

No one wants some guy that fucks cows in Wisconsin making any type of decision

>brings up jobs

>doesnt understand why the middle class working whites never vote for the democrats

Ask a bunch of stuff about classified information I guess. Take a tour of all the crazy bunkers and missile silos.

Fuck all of europe

I'm lactose intolerant but I appreciate the gesture

id rather have some guy who fucks cows in wisconsin making that decision then a bunch of retarded liberal fucks who have the combined iq of a sack of potatos

Cut the military budget by enormous levels to the point we only have nukes with full triad. I wouldnt be a pussy and not use them.

Deport Trump

Fuck Europe up, or fuck every person in Europe?

Roll for it.

This TBH, I'd kick my VP to the curb and hold an open auction for the VP Spot, then resign

My last two digits is the new age of consent

Good to see you again, President Clinton.

What? When did I say I thought a far-right dictatorship was better? Authoritarianism of any alignment often creates fucking awful conditions for the poor, especially in primary or secondary sector economies.

Fuck all of Europe

i like my milk how i like my country,white

>not knowing what communism is
A man named Fidel Castro just died, you should look him up. you might learn something

you would need something like high grade caustic soda

Release ALL classified data on the JFK assassination, ALL the Bush41 and Bush43 data, and ALL of Obama's classified shit.

Appoint Anthony Fantano as my secretary of state

but what about the holocaust

we must not let the goyim continue with their hoax

If California wants socialism, they have their state government to enact it.

The electoral college prevents further infection into the rest of the us.

You guys all ignored my post. I thought we were friends, guess not

you will be forced to drink

Oh, shit.

Well, that's the end of us.

lemonparty.org

your mum

Basically this

Cali is largely middle class. Not entirely, but largely. These middle class morons are usually bleeding heart liberals who enact socialist policies to help the poor, but only wind up damning the poor further. The poor get poorer, so they bring in more shitty policies to help the poor, and end up fucking them over even more

I'm interested, what's the afternoon agenda?

explain how the germans became very prosperous under the socialist nazi's before the ww2??

Invade New Zealand.

>prevents further infection into the rest of us

how well did that work out in 2008 and 2012

the problem with voting is not the election process itself,its the people who we allow to vote

Jerk off onto the desk in the oval office to mark my territory.

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>I'm interested, what's the afternoon agenda?

The glorious RETURN TO AFRICA program kicks off. Say goodbye to your favorite nigger now, because they'll be returning to the Mother Continent in the immediate future.

You leave the 'zeals alone you fucking Jew and stop blasting them with HAARP earthquakes you ridiculous kike!

I'd drunk call Mexican government officials just to fuck with them, while eating nice food in the Oval Office. Then I'd begin taking the job seriously, quit drinking, smoke a joint every once in a while, legalize pot, and work towards a blend of libertarian, republican, and sometimes democratic legislation.

Nominate Ted Cruz to SCOTUS
Assign special investigator to investigate FBI Director. How he allowed EVERYONE immunity and wtf allowed Cheryl Mills to not go to jail.
Assign investigator to force Hawaiian vital records to release Obama's birth certificate to put it to rest finally.
Assign special investigator to look into rampant voter fraud.
Undo handing over of ICANN to enemies
Undo Iran deal

>cali

>middle class

im sorry,but the politics of california does not make it a state for the middle class

rip Will Smith, Guys in Suits Fighting Aliens was my favorite movie

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