Eternal /got/ general

Ramsay edition

King Azor Jon

>his waifu is dead

First for davos

Please Sup Forums tell me what happened on this ep I missed it

Was Lyanna really supposed to be beautiful or is that a meme?

...

I thought the finale was alright. Could have been a bit better, but it was good overall.

What went wrong?

Who the fuck is Euron?

1st

Now that ive taken the redpill, I can no longer enjoy this show because I am not a mega Reddit numale wife's son cuck.

No. Rhaegar is just gay.

A reminder that Ser Arthur Dayne was the greatest swordsman to have ever exist

Everything happened. It was pretty rad.

>Lancel could've stopped 9/11 but he got stabbed by a little kid and is retarded at recognizing explosives

horrible writing

OFFICIAL LAST EPISODE RATING:

DANY SCENES: 5/10 (Normally 2/10 so massive improvement)

EVERYTHING ELSE: 9/10

SAMWELL TIER: NOT EVEN RATED

HOW
THE
FUCK
DID CERSEI'S HAIR NOT GROW BACK DURING ALL OF THAT

TIMESKIP AFTER TIMESKIP AND SHE'S STILL GOT THE DYKE CUT

SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

If Jon had an ounce of intelligence, he'd say he was making an exception about women and say Mel must join the Night's Watch to defend the Wall against the White Walkers and atone for her crimes.

She made the biggest Chad in the seven kingdoms to cuck his wife and start a war for her, what do you think?

i hope melisandre kills davos. he is such a retarded cuck

weak mely is pissing me off. they make everyone in the show stronk womyn except the real one

WHAT HAVE THEY DONE!

technically

isn't jon still a bastard even if he was the son of rhegar? lynana wasn't married to him?

so what does it matter? only dragon bitch has a rightful "claim"

he's a bastard either way.

We now know the the heads of the dragon:

>Targaryen
>Lannister
> Tyrell.

Each of Daenerys' dragons have a distinct color that foreshadowed this but I never noticed til now.

Drogon(black and red, Targ) Viserion(gold, Lannister) Rhaegal(green, Tyrell)

I used to fucking say all these lyanna posters would be btfo when real lyanna shows

but goddamn I dont know what to think anymore

I gotta say, I really love Cersei's new evil queen look

>complain about filler scenes the past several seasons
>complain there is teleportation when useless "I'm traveling" scenes are skipped

why

When?

JON SCENES 10/10

>tfw your smirkfu died for nothing

>lancel gets stabbed once in the leg
>becomes a cripple

???

...

She looks better with short hair.

REDDIT UNIRONICALLY AND L I T E R A L L Y BELIEVES GAME OF THRONES IS A SMART TV SHOW

>RHAEGAR GAVE UP HIS WIFE FOR THIS 3/10
>RHAEGAR PLUNGED WESTEROS INTO WAR FOR THIS 3/10
>ROBERT WAS BUTTHURT FOR LIFE OVER LOSING THIS 3/10

WHY DON'T YOU GO AND FUCK OFF THEN

some stronk womyn got stronker

What's the point of warging if you can't have sex with a dying Lyanna Stark?

why though bro it was soooooooo good, all the good gals are finally winning

It's because this show is middlevideval era

The REAL lyanna cordy / BEST GIRL is the most beautiful girl in teh seven continents. This new fanfic lyanna is hulluciantion from bran taking too much jojenpaste.

she has the best arse on the show

>/got/ bitches about Arya, saying she's irrelevant and does nothing
>Proves them wrong in one episode.
BASED.

stabbed in the back, paralyzed

>melly sent south
>brotherhood headed north
>mfw I just realized melly will meet up with Thoros and Beric again

YAWN

>you'll never be proclaimed king by a loli who rules over bear islands

Why even live?

maybe she likes it now, did you think about that

nth for Sand Sneks getting BTFO by Olenna

can one of you dank memesters put tommens body into this one?

So what the fuck does Cersei even have now? How does she stand a sliver of a chance against literally everyone else?

So D&D confirm that Sansa is still a bit jealous of Jon for not asking her anything, doesn't fully trust Jon and that there's still tension between them.

Sophie also confirms Sansa doesn't think Jon acknowledges all she's done for him, doesn't give her credit, and that he's naive and she's agitated at him.

Kit also says Jon still hasn't fully learned his lesson in regards to Sansa and that he's oblivious to the shit she does.

What the fuck?

Jon tried giving her the Lord's room, said she was the Lady of Winterfell, that it's cause of her they won, that the Vale came for her and even looked at her while they were hailing him as King

Fucking Tullys

>Rhaegar
>Chad

He was a full autist, Robert was the chad.

So just to be clair

Varys wasnt fucking over dragon bitch, he was rallying the sand niggers to over throw cersei, correct?

Well GRRMs never gonna finish the fucking things now.

What's the point of the Arya plotline again? All the training and Bravos episodes just to kill off the Freys?

Was it clear where he got stabbed? I assumed he's been stabbed in the spine.

sorry folks. i thought it was a great ep. shit confirmed. now sadly. /got/. will be dead soon an dnothing but doctor who shit which seems to have a new daily. RIP
goodnight sweeet ned

The seasons over. You can all go back to Rebbit now.

>Lancel when he sees my mix tape

What does it foreshadow?

The only Tower of Joy Lyanna I mean to bend my knee to

HOW THE FFFFFUUUUUUCCCCKKKKK ARE BRAN AND MEERA SUPPOSED TO GET TO THE FUCKING WALL?!?!?!?!?!!?!??!?!?!

interdasting

/got/ knows only one lyanna, whose name is mormont

Last two episodes he comes in and wrecks everyone's shit

>the only one smart enough to know what's up
>high sparrow becomes a retard and stops them from leaving

Smirkfu is really gone

shell end up losing herself and killing some stark or daenarys for cheap controversy

Maybe she was just that good in bed.

Yes
OR WAS HE?!

Reddit is full of stupid people who think they're smart, of course they do.

never

>tfw the seven are literally pointless

>every show has to reinvent the weel
Sup Forums i sometimes love but this time i hate you.

I want to believe

I can't wait for Linda's damage control over these spoilers.

yes, i believe that is the implication

HOW THE FUCK IS JON GOING TO LEARN HIS LINEAGE

Litereally either one would've been a better choice...

Who's there left to marry of the tyrells?

TORRENT WHERE

woman hating misogynist

#girlpower

"ah christ, what is it with you"

single stab wounds to the midsection are deadly in westeros

if he had been stabbed twice he would have been able to shake it off

wow...really stirs one's mind to inflection

She is dead m8

And the best fucking part will be Jaime strangling her to death and taking the throne.

The problem with the teleportations aren't as much skipping scenes as the timeline.

Either it's messed up completely and we're shown scenes not even chronologically, or people travel stupid fast. Neither sounds particularly good.

Loli Mormont is best girl

will we ever see Kinvara's magic?

Show is too different now.

Tommen is like 5 in the books. How's he going to kill himself?

Cersei isn't going to blow up the Sept in the books but all of KL.

There was literally nothing there that was spoilered

>implying the three heads of the dragon aren't dany, tyrion and jon

Come on, it's fucking obvious.

This. Unless she's just keeping it short for reasons, it should have been at least neck length.

Jon Snow is pretty much a retard, it isn't like he was brought up to be a great statesman and leader like Robb. Even Robb was pretty shit at playing the game.

>wanting a Blackfyre on the throne

There's a reason why they lost 5 times

>Jon is the child of a Stark + Targ
>Starks and Northerners love him
Jon has the backing based on loyalty and blood claim.
Also bastards > WOMEN who are blood relatives.

lel

>that duke's archives feel

I honestly thought CIA was a tactical genius. I honestly thought he had a grand master plan. Turns out he just really REALLY wants to fuck Sansa