Chances on mak8ng it hime? 10 m8les

Chances on mak8ng it hime? 10 m8les

Penny in mouth, AC and music on blast, and one eye closed.

Godspeed, brother.

get a cab or an uber you drunk fucking idiot.

LET THESE TITS BE A SIGN FROM GOD.

Whatsthe penny do? I can attest to ac on blast & loud music.

Can i ask for a better sign cause i wanna kms after thise

I think it's a white trash witchcraft thing.

>nissan
what happened to muh land rover

I think we are past this point

Everything from the neck down was cool but the face is like lurch from the Addams family

Sounds like a good way to get the herp

It messes up the breathalyzer test.

I'm a basic bitch man, that nissan got the 38mpg

DON'T FUCKING DO IT OP

Go crash in a hotel it's cheaper than a DUI.

Walk there.

Don't do this OP. Call an Uber

If you can't afford a hotel or cab or call any sober friends, just walk. If you can't walk 10 miles wasted you're a pussy.

Oh? And how would a penny remove ethanol vapor from his breath?

OP, get a fucking cab. Nobody gives a shit about you, we're worried about the people sharing the road with your stupid drunk ass.

Ah I see, pretty nifty tip for op then

kek my car gets 8mpg city 10mph highway, yours is like a gasoline buffalo

You ever played russian roulette with someone elses head? It's one hell of a game.

Eminem?

Hey slim, I drank a fifth of vodka, you dare me to drive? But nah, I decided yeah I'm too far gon rn im waiting on a friend

Not true. Can't cheat a breathalyzer. Its in the air from your lungs not in your mouth.

Before the cop comes to OP he spits out the pennies and the alloy in his mouth will mess up the test.

The alloy from the pennies go with his breath into the breathalyzer.

That's an old wives tale, even myth busters disproved the penny in mouth.