Why do americans only eat pizzas with 0 or 1 toppings?

Why do americans only eat pizzas with 0 or 1 toppings?

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because theyre a bunch of faggot cunts

Because the sause is better here, dipshit. The sauce alone is a meal.

>tomato sauce
>mozzarella cheese
That's two toppings already genius

>The sauce alone is a meal
Right

We don't share the same definition of "meal" mon ami

sauce and cheese are not toppings. They're required for it to be called a pizza.

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We have plenty of pizzas with multiple toppings though. From what I remember about working at a pizza place when I was younger, I'd say single topping pizzas were only ordered maybe 20% of the time and 95% of those were pepperoni. All the rest had 2 or more.

because they don't know any better. see also, have you tried their chocolate? it has butyric acid in it. literally tastes like vomit.

What will always bug me is pepperoni pizza. It looks fucking poor. Why isn't there some onions or some vegetables to add some taste? Other than that I don't doubt you have the other kinds of pizzas but pepperoni pizza is an abomination.

The pic threw me OP. I don't know what kind of thread this is supposed to be, but I'll answer the question.

Anyone who orders a plain cheese pizza is either a kid or a retard. I saw a pizza comparison test that used just cheese pizza; sorry faggots, your test is autistic and discredited. Personally when I order Domino's I max out the toppings (10), though sometimes they're double toppings. Creating combos of multiple toppings IS pizza for me.

I buy my pizza from 711.. it's cheap and the cheese pizza is really good. although im canadian.

can agree but the only time i get just cheese is different cheeses not just plain cheese

No toppings pizza is the best ;)

>this is a dish according to the American people

Why do you care

cost to pizza weight ratio decreases after 1 topping usually

oh and one more thing pizza in canada or at least in toronto is shit.. it literally sucks ass.

the funny thing is im not exaggerating.

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because they are a bunch of corrupt politicians with pedofilic tendencies

1 topping. Cheese

They don't mother fucker ever heard of meat lovers? You fucking dominos cucks probably rolling with pineapple and ham kys bitch. My go to pie is pepperoni salami ham bacon sausage meatball chicken extra cheese get fucked

Cheese Pizza that is

>onions
>on pizza
>or anything else for that matter
Shitty taste, shitty texture, zero nutrition. Sounds like shit to me. I agree that just pepperoni pizza is bland but onions are hardly an improvement. Had you said sausage, ham, beef, or even fucking spinach I could get behind you on that.

Anchovy pizza rocks!

Fag tier

cmon though if you were a politician for America and had power.... and an attraction to underage little girls and boys would you not organise sex parties, have your own go to's etc? Do you all really think this is not happening? Not even once?

Most toppings are fine, as long as they aren't pineapple. Pineapple ruins pizza and only faggots like it as a topping.

I wanted to say green pepper but I was too lazy to search the translation in English. Pepperoni pizza is still awful though.
>sausage, ham, beef
They don't go well with pepperoni at all what are you saying?

As a Southern Californian, you best believe I'm not eating basic bitch pizza.

oh my god that looks like AIDS

I buy a pizza to get rid of the produce about to go bad.

lets all look away, it's a conspiracy theory, how was your day bill?

Do you even have a tongue?

Amerifat here.

My wife and I always order pizzas with at least 4 toppings. Onions, olives, green bell peppers, Italian sausage are normally what I put on mine.

I think you were referring to him right?

Never experienced that when I travelled around the USA, minimum of 4 toppings all the pizza I got, and that includes New York city.

Onions literally improve everything, including pizza. Learn to cook faggot.

Yep, deleted and reposted.

It's a pizza, not a pie you fucks.

I figured, that fucking guy who adds other meats but not onions. I mean what the fuck, do Americans have their taste buds that destroyed?

Did someone say pineapple pizza?

Yeah hersheys is pretty shit but I think if you grow up with it you're used to it, like indians and overly spicy diseased meat, and french people and expired cheese.

American fast food is pretty tasty though, I don't blame them for eating so much of it.

Is this some pizzagate shit or am i paranoid

Americans? I just ate some pizza on Periscope with some Russians and a lot cheese pizza comes out of Russia.

>expired cheese
Do you know why we eat it so "matured"? It's to drink cheap wine.

>pizzagate
No, but the purpose of these threads is to lead up to someone posting CP. That is always the intention.

>overly spicy diseased meat
What do you mean by diseased?

Fuckin weird lol

its cheaper

because they are fucking stupid

I'm eating spicy perogy pizza

America is the fucking land of pizza. We treat it like an art

Cheese and pepperoni are usually ordered for parties and whatever, because nobody's gonna get allergies or throw a fit.

If you go into an actual restaurant (read: not fast food) that serves pizza, they will have things you've probably never seen. Thai peanut, chicken barbecue, etc.

I think op means something like this

Because the more shit you put on it the less cheese it can hold bitch. And we don't just eat 1 topping europoor.

tfw asiapoor and all I have is ramen

fuck you guys

Burgers > pizza just stating facts

Because you stupid foreigners fall for the meme that Americans don't have any cuisine, yet America has EVERYTHING ever invented in the culinary world and many of the best restaurants on the entire planet. That includes any type of pizza ever, in any size.

I understand that your semen allotment has been lowered since brexit, and you are buttfrustrated so you're lashing out, but rest assured that God Emperor Trump will recognize your plight, and bestow upon you Ugggeee loads for you to consume with your tea and scones. It's gonna be great.

hahaha

Or like this

Margherita is objectively the best pizza.

Prove me wrong

>protip
you cant

Who actually thinks this???

I agree! If you haven't been on Scope, it has been ridiculous the last 20 minutes.

Why do Europeans love serving blood in all their dishes? Seriously, blood sausage, pig blood soup, blood pudding, blood pancakes...
Do you guys just love going down on broads during their period or is it some lame emo thing?

Bullshit, you fucking casual.

i remember that thread

Left beef best meme.

Actually, Thats what the Pizza Places say we are limited to. 2 toppings max. I make them give me more than just 2 toppings cuz thats bullshit.

>Why do americans only eat pizzas with 0 or 1 toppings?

What in God's name are you talking about?

The most famous Pizza in America, Chicago style, is absolutely smothered in shit.

pan pizza is chickgo style ?

Deep dish is not pan

god damn this picture is so accurate jesus fucking christ

No you're too busy smoking nigger and beaner dick instead

I've never heard of said pizza therefore it doesn't exist

OP means something like this

"Their chocolate" LOL Bitch, we get chocolate from everywhere here in the great US of A. If your best slam on Americans is pizza and chololate, me thinks you should eat Nikki Six's 2 foot chocolate log straight out of his quivering arsehole. BTW, this thread is gay.

I want that

what about pic related?

Because minimalism.

>implying any pizza that isn't cheese ;)

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u realize traditional pizza is cheese and tomato sauce only rite?????????????

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Amerifag reporting in. I only eat pizza with 3 or more toppings.

Supreme pizza is the best.

They like a no bullshit serving of lard. They do the same thing with their burgers.

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Smaker dritt

>that veiled cp request

This faggot is right.

Eurofag here. OP is a faggot...

Pizza does not require cheese or tomatosauce as topping. Those ingredients are just mandatory for certain types of pizza, most prominently Margaritha.

But there's also pizza blanca which doesn't have sauce...

shut up snow elf, i think it's ok...

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like
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Fake, pizza upside down

... such a pleb. Go back snd remove Kebab.

Chicago style? I heard of Italian, Turkish, New York and even Canadian Pizza, but 'Chicago style'?

heh

What a bullshit fucking pizza; loaded with toppings my arse.

>ITT 4 people actually talking about food
>54 people bumping for child porn