Come home, see this

Come home, see this.

What do?

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Rape both, kill both then dump bodies

Untie them, make them sugar water or tea to calm them down, call 911.

180 and walk away

Experiment on them
'cause I'm not interested to fuck any of them

>sugar water
Nigger they ain't fucking hummingbirds

I would untie them and make them eat some eggs before they leave because they probably haven't eaten in a while.

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id watch this video!!!

>2012+ version of newfag can't triforce

put them back into their cages

i would think about raping them, but pussy out because consequences and they could probably kick me in the nuts and knock me out, so i would just let them go

fap come on faces

Kek

Hang myself
Put gun in there hand
Write suicide letter, note that they murdered me
Call 911 for help
Wait until get reward for catching the murderers.

But If You Are Dead Then Then How Can You Get Reward?

I.. I just don't know... Where to start

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pic explains it

>tape
nigga, i know to use something better than tape

ITT peasants.
Clearly someone set this up. Pull out gun, find intruders, kill them.
>>when peasants untie but don't realize tyrone and the gang are right around the corner waiting for a white cuck to walk in.
>>when peasants don't exterminate the intruding chimps first

plastic bag?

Fuck them both, murder them, hide the bodies as best I can and run away because I already have one sex offense on my record.

are you implying that black people are like monkeys?

scrambled, boiled, fried, pouched, raw?

Kek

latex bag

LOL

but sugar will calm you down

Untie them then re-tie them to the kitchen sink.

Do a 360 and walk away..

Faggot!

You would be facing the same way then, retard.

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360 degrees is a full circle. You can't walk away if you turn a full circle.

mfw offweing sugar instead of a bowl of eggs.

Sugar is stimulant. Better Xanax

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No, the faggot is right, a sugary drink will help combat shock (emotional/psychological not necessarily physical shock)

Xanax will too and it's a lot more fun.

/case

Xanax is a controlled substance in the civilized World, unless you are an MD, administering it to them would be a felony. In faggot's scenario, he just rang 999, so... He will be going to jail for trying to help? Bad plan.

That would be really offensive to monkeys.

But not to black people?

Yeah, okay, Mr. Edgelord.

Wonder how they both got out of the cage in the cellar...
Remind self to buy more peanut butter...

Go to bedroom, grab scissors and some toys, cut out enough of clothes to use said toys.

Then just wait until one cums before proceeding with the next bit of fun