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Fucking friday night feels edition
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unironically didnt have a political opinion until coontown was deleted

the gf

Gays welcome?

First for assfucking

/ontario/

youtube.com/watch?v=3aUa4tE1yHo

>Night

is 4:33 you mongoloid.

no

3:34*

erps are so last month no more gay shit

>living that close to the equator
thirdworld tier desu

Do you have a time machine?

***6:35

>Says the caveman living in mountain time.

Somehow I got a virus in my laptop...

How do I steal the girl I like from my best friend?

I can't take this anymore, even if it ruins our friendship. I need her in my life.

i project my insecurities

why are asians women so perfect

>mountain time

Patrician.

please be calling of 121111 for a help to remove a virus

noice

mmm now that you say it, sunset is basically the same the whole year here, 6pm winter time, 7pm daylight savings.

stop downloading russian porn

I obsess over them but do nothing to change them.

malwarebytes anti-malware

the odds of being born average are pretty great, so chances are you can find a just as average female now-here

it's 5:39 pm ya fucking retard

Just removed it

it was a trojan and it was opening unsolicited webpages

Ours ranges from around 4:30pm to 9pm. It sucks when it's dark by 5

that is what you get for looking at camiones pesados you sick fuck!

fun fun

there could be other things on your computer so you might want to try a few anti-virus software

gonna put some vaseline on my upper lip, masturbate, eat dinner, and feel empty tonight

he looks like a total hissbag.

I remember when I was a kid I'd see those "you have a virus" webpages I'd spend hours going through files trying to find it

Already did, that's how I found out about the trojan

...

You're still a kid to me

somehow that stuff never worked on me

I think I almost fell for a phishing site once when I was young but when I looked at the url I realized something was off.

the new ransomware viruses are really interesting. one of the companies I worked at hat a high level person fall for it -- the company had to pay for it kek.

update: i dont have any vaseline

fair enough, just wanted to make sure something else doesn't sneak up on you.

use your dad's semen.

gay

might steal a bit of my roommate's vaseline because my lip really hurts

good plan

y/n?

Time zones are too confusing.

How can it be 3:48 on the west coast and 6:48 on the east coast at the same time?!

shit, this is the right thread isnt it


help

>he's been blessed by the rabbi

Because China was right again

I'm a gamer
not because I don't have a life
but because I hate women and minorities

go to the store and buy lip balm stuff

it's not good to borrow peoples lip things. if they have even dormant versions of herpes it can spread that way.

What's up?

And shouldn't you be sleeping mister?

Im slowly turning into an alcoholic, first time i've finished a brandy bottle solo

send help

>"""men""" that use lip balm

Don't ever say those words AGAIN

fuck off, desert country

Stop buying alcohol?

Don't let it turn into a problem bud

>Im a hardcore gamer, Ive played all 3 fallouts!

>all 3 fallouts

Reminder

wouldnt the desert make it worse?

how else should i relax and relieve the stress


im not 11 anymore, i cant just play with legos and be done with it
im about to get the weaponized depressing folk songs out

but honestly im dissapointed in myself that ive started drinking this much, gonna try to not do this anymore this month

Can you post some of them?

want to start some communism?

m.youtube.com/watch?v=d6bKZkr175A

not really a folk song, but a lil depreassint, currently listening to it, hmu if you need a translation

fuck you

okay, i ask again later friend.

fug off commie

>I have no pity for how stupid you sound talking to you're self

What's the gist of it?

>you will never assasinate Lenin

i want an american bf to gently femdom and bully

>you will never assinilate refugees

stop roleplaying it hurts

Down to 78.9 kg from last Friday's weight of 80.4kg buds.

*(a)woos you*

>naked kid in your bathtub
>too wasted to enjoy that dem pussy

I would not turn down a qt french gf(female)

naked girls**

I should go to sleep...

>Down to вeлocипeд from last Friday's weight of пиццa buds.
Cool

i will leave pamphlets in your mail box

woke

177 lbs to 174 lbs.

>forgetting Dutch

>kanker
>geel head vilkels
good language LOL!

>literally

Is the "hilo latino" thread good for practicing spanish? It just seems to be this one Argentinian there that constantly spams shitposts.

It'll legitimately be easier to translate it
Trīs lietas man zāļu skapītī stāv
>Three things that are in my medicine cabinet
Ko meklēju brīžos, kad šķiet -
>That I look for in moments when it seems that
Vairs peldot es nesniegšu malu,
>I won't reach the other end while swimming (philosophical bullshit about life)
Trīs lietas, tad glābiņš ir, pieminiet:
>Three things, they are the salvation, remember it
Asaras, dziesmas un alus (2x).
>Tears, songs and beer

Dvēsele vaļā, asaras sāļas,
>The souls is open, the tears are salty
Dzīve ir rūgta, alus ir salds.
>Life is bitter, beer is sweet
Dziesma ir gara, dzīve ir īsa,
>The song is, life is short
Tas nav no svara - alus ir salds.
>That's not the weight of it, beer is sweet

Trīs lietas man zāļu skapītī stāv,
>Three things that are in my medicine cabinet
Ko lietoju brīžos, kad šķiet -
>That I use in the moments when it seems like
Jau šodien sev darīšu galu,
>I'll end myself today
Trīs lietas, tad glābiņš ir, pieminiet:
>Three things, they are the salvation, remember it
Asaras, dziesmas un alus (2x).
>Tears, songs and beer

Dvēsele vaļā, asaras sāļas,
>The souls is open, the tears are salty
Dzīve ir rūgta, alus ir salds.
>Life is bitter, beer is sweet
Dziesma ir gara, dzīve ir īsa,
>The song is, life is short
Tas nav no svara - alus ir salds.
>That's not the weight of it, beer is sweet

Trīs lietas man zāļu skapītī stāv,
>Three things that are in my medicine cabinet
Var brīnīties tikai un smiet,
>You can wonder and only laugh
Ak, kamdēļ tik ilgi es salu?
>Why did I freeze for so long?
Trīs lietas, ja zāļu skapītī stāv -
>Three things, if they're in your medicine cabinet
Asaras, dziesmas un alus (2x).
>Tears, songs and beer

ha

hahahaha

aaaaaaaahahahahahahahahaha

>lat
>good for anything

>portuguese

el americANO

Thats the most spanish you will learn at /lat/

youtube.com/watch?v=SQkYQbzY8zc

>one chance at life
>born spic

HUEEEE BANANAS
i though the zoo was closed at this hour

/lat/ is overrated.

/luso/ is amazing.

Thanks bud

+71323101

>/lat/ is overrated

I have never heard anything good said about /lat/, so I wouldn't really call it overrated

I want to cuddle with Latvia.

cheers

nothing better to do, got a few ciders to get through