HALT! Dies ist ein Deutscher Kontrollpunkt!

HALT! Dies ist ein Deutscher Kontrollpunkt!

By order of der Führer, hand over your papers!

Roll:
1 - Armed Resistance Fighter. Re-roll, if 1-5: You die in the firefight, if 6-9: You safely manage to retreat. 0 = You kill the guards single handedly.
2 - Innocent German civilian, released.
3 - Criminal, arrested on sight.
4 - Juden, arrested on sight Re-roll, if 1-9: You get Shoah'd. 0 = Rothschild family saves you.
5 - Gestapo, released.
6 - Loyal National Socialism supporter/Honorary Aryan, released.
7 - LOST PAPERS, temporarily detained. Re-roll to find true identity during your interrogation.
8 - German Soldier on leave, released.
9 - Homosexual, arrested on sight.
0 - Disabled individual, sent to a German insane asylum. Re-roll, if 1-5: You break out & can re-roll, if 6-9: You stay in the asylum. 0 = Deemed sane & legally released.

Special Gets:
Even x2 - Schutzstaffel, released.
Odd x2 - Undercover allied spy, inconsistent papers - detained and interrogated. Re-roll, if 1-5: Released, if 6-9: Sent to POW camp. 0 = Allied troops break you out.
00 - Hitler's dog, Blondi. Given a treat & released.
88 - Kommandant of Auschwitz, Rudolf Höss. Glory to Deutschland!
1488 - Der Führer's very own mustache in it's glorious entirety.
x3 - Hitler's right hand man, Heinrich Himmler. Glory to Deutschland!
x4 - Der Führer's Fräulein, Eva Braun. Glory to Deutschland!
x5 - Der Führer Adolf Hitler himself, leader of Fascist Germany. Glory to Deutschland!

roll

Wo ist die Juden?

Lick me where I fuck and pee you stupid Kraut. Hitler raped little boys.

rolling for hitler

Rolling like a Dell

fag

>Odd x2 - Undercover allied spy, inconsistent papers - detained and interrogated. Re-roll, if 1-5: Released, if 6-9: Sent to POW camp. 0 = Allied troops break you out.
Fugg, roll

GUTEN TAG SOLDAT !
LASSEN SIE MICH PASSIEREN BITTE !
HEIL DEM FÜHRER ADOLF HITLER !

rerolling

Hitler was a crossdressing tranny fucker that wanted "His ass Destroyed like Warsaw"

>>Odd x2 - Undercover allied spy, inconsistent papers - detained and interrogated. Re-roll, if 1-5: Released
Nice
See you later retard

>3 - Criminal, arrested on sight.
ahhhh sheeeet
at least not a dirty jew

Fuckin a mate

roll

Here we go again

Rollerino

V

checked

Break me out faggots!

Reroll

I'm sane and free niggers. Beat that.

roll

roll

Roll

reroll

bonjour

On leave, coming right from the Ostfront.

Hallo! Ich bin ein Jude nicht!

rollling for the führer

reroll cause smelly jew

Just kill me.

rolll

Well, noch mal Glück gehabt.

Pure aryan reporting in

HALLO KAMERADEN

How dare they ask the glory of Deutschland for papers

Herr Himmler! Heil!

*sind - wo sind die Juden
learn german

Auf das Vaterland Fallera!

Heil Hitler!

>Hitler was a crossdressing tranny fucker that wanted "His ass Destroyed like Warsaw"
sounds like he'd fit the crowd here

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Rolling for hitlers wonderful mustache

Rawlin

checkin in

what about my bf?

Rolll :)

rolling

Rolling

Roll

Roll

Reroll

Oh boy rereroll

NKVD agent reporting in

Reroll

>doitscher kontrollpunkt
>höre nur untermenschensprache

das ist eine Falle!

Heil Hitler

Re roll

Roll

*hands over papers*

wot

vergessen sie nicht

roll

Rawlin'

Want to ask something? Try me, bitch.

treat get!

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SIEG HEIL

Reroll to avoid getting caught

guten tag

Hallo Kameraden

I FUCKING SAID SIEG HEIL

Roll

I love dicks in my ass

roll

Rolling

Roll

Reroll

holy fuck 4 away from a sixer

George Soros roll

flex

Rollarino

reroll for killing the kraut cucks

Rrrolll

Rawlling

:)

Rerolling for my fate

I'm a grammaton cleric, 1st class.
you're wasting my time Hauptmann

Rolling