Hi Sup Forums

hi Sup Forums
been a while. Ive been lurking since 2009, always been a loner like most of you faggots. I'm 25, and I finally lost my virginity today. Ask me anything.
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I dont give a shit niggah

Do you think that you could wear a shirt as pants if you really had to

you had sex with zach braffs?

faggot.

How was it? I'm 22 btw any suggestions/tips?

congrats but realy 25 Damm took you some time there

Did you make big cums?

Well go ahead and tell us about it.

not OP but get fit, find some activity that you like (with which you get to meet actual people, not gaming or Sup Forums although you can keep it on the side) and go out, there are actually girls looking for guys to fuck as well.

yeah u know I always wanted to fall in love with the woman I have sex with, but then I realized that most humans kinda suck and never fell in love. Im not really bad looking or anything. I just missed the right times. Too gentlemanish I guess.
dont overthink, if ure lucky and get the right woman let her take the lead. I was so fucking nervous I had problems getting hard even tho I was fucking horny af. Also you should get used to condoms.

how does it feel that you wasted the chance to be a wizard and now you know that simple fapping feels better than sex?

Well if you want our "porn script",
I fingered her while she sucked me hard, then she sit on my dick for like a super short amount of time (-_-), after I came I went down on her until she came.

actually sex feels better to me, but thats pretty subjective. For me its a pleasure to see the partner in pleasure, therefore sex gets bonus points. But to be completely fair, and I never thought Id say that, blowjobs feel way better than sex imo.

If you had to chose between mustard and mayonnaise as lube which would you choose and why?

my grill was bad at blowy joey and I had to use rubber during sex, so yeah fapping is better / more intense 4 me. I wish I could be a wizard...

How long did you last?

23seconds

Idk I didnt count, cant have been long, prolly 3-5 min.

well I have no comparison, but she surely had like her own moves you know. I hate rubbers aswell, now that I know them better, maybe thats why I prefer bj, cuz she blew me without condom.

You're 25?

>"porn script",
>I fingered her while she sucked me hard
>sucked me hard
>then she sit on my dick for like a super short amount of time
>then she sit on my dick
>(-_-),
>after I came I went down on her until she came.

Yeah, I'm sure she came, buddy.

i lost my virginity when i was 18 and im still ashamed it took me that long :(

KYS

Ive lurked since 2009 too, im 25 too.

Im virgin, going strong to lvl 30 m9

Gonna spec fire, u mad?

whats your point?
You know we are very communicative about me being unexperienced af, she basically taught me how to do oral on her the way she likes it. and yeah she came. No doubt on that because I saw her cuming before when she did it to herself.

kinda, ye

Good for you user!

english isnt my mother language btw, so dont get all retarded on my usage of words.

>24yo virginfag here
>hope_return.jpg
>thanks op

Good for you, OP. In the end, all the cock sucking paid off and now you got it up your butt. Well done.

Congrats. I am your age but lost my virginity at 17. I've dated lots of women and it honestly just seems like a waste of time

My only advice is not to trust any woman. If you put all your eggs in a womans basket, they will cheat on you and wonder why you care.

Women of our generation are the worst. Neo Feminism has made them think that marriage/having children is "giving into the patriarchy".. If you can find a woman that is actually decent looking, not crazy, successful and hasn't been corrupted by tumblrisms marry that bitch because you will not find any better

Best of luck to you my friend. I hope you get laid again soon I will be rooting for you