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commonwealth edition

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maisie.

a lot of reddit patrons in tonight

hope you're making them feel welcome

got beaten to the punch real one is this way

we'll use this one at 310

>MacKenzie King

A dangerously insane human being.

POST ALL ESSENTIAL BRIT/ MEMES

prepare being imprisoned for saying there are less than 7 genders in 10 years time

wish i knew what pussy smelled like

>tfw no white british only communist planet

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pirates

mexicans

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>catholics worship a child molseter

really gets the neurons firing on why third world nations like mexishart worship him

*tries to find a gimmick for himself*

ah yes the drunk spaniards are congregating on my street again

time to bring out the rocks

one bell me if you want them heeming lad

so, the USS liberty was spying on israel and planning to attack it........then israel hits back and kills 34 americans......
what a great alliance

another thread another rorke BTFO

Last decent Liberal PM tbchwy

>get told your rap is shit by multiple people
>haha i totally btfo them!
sort it

just realised trump might be the most unwoke person ever. he lives in his happy place where he mentally screens out negative stuff about him automatically

why are non-whites so obnoxious?

why do they boast about their skin colour as if they're special for having it and will lost it unless their preach how strong and beautiful they are?

was an idiot and took probably close to 800mg of MDMA

babestation

the tears just never end
*laughs over a grime riddim*

*assassinates your mum*

just watched my gf masturbate

netflix has gone full retard

ooga booga

how so

no... i have gone full retard!!!

*lays down on the floor*

the goal

post dangling ham please

how long did she last?

have both that monitor and the kinder bueno's

>had to get a new bog roll
>already halfway through it
>poo still coming when I wipe

actually a great advert for the secret and the power of positive thinking.

wish I could be as utterly convinced of my dubious talent like the prez

who'd have though yanks and their self help books would prove to be more productive than european existential nihilism.

/lit/ must be on suicide watch

I like /eire/ because it keeps the paddies out

>not kinder bueno white

extremely odd post

post relationship goals

black gf to listen to grime with

>first poo comes out
>realised theres no bog roll
>hop over to get one quickly
>shit comes out as i hope back
>have to catch it with my hands

POST IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>not kinder happy hippos

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Grime is disappearing Tbh. People are on the afro wave

Pitchers

Taking pint glasses to house parties

Getting kicked off the plane to Zante for being drunk

Nicking pint glasses at the bar

epic XDDDDDD love u caralad lmao!!! so much this!!!!!! THIS!!!!!!!!!!!

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/meetups/

>g-grime is dying now
says the increasingly nervous man for the 167th time this decade

but it's actually just the power of money. his net worth has completely detached himself from certain realities that might have forced any realisation of constraint or implications of failure . He can afford to think positively.

so to learn lessons from trump has less chance of achieving anything than winning the lottery. so all poor people who are trying to get into that shit are wasting their time.

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hello nigger

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not sure if I hate or love you
edgy

I listen to grime. People are really starting to go off it.

hello niggers

youtube.com/watch?v=1LzggK5DRBA

Wow can't wait for the show!

So progressive and entertaining!

only stormzy babbys
grime goes up and down but it never goes away

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i have too many to post 2bh

that has shittons of dislikes

HULLO
HULLO

WE ARE THE BILLY BOIS

>tfw to intelligent to listen to nigger music

>finish taking a massive greasy shite
>no bog roll
>no bog roll in bathroom
>no bog roll in the entire house
>have to wipe my arse with the cardboard tube and a dishcloth

>bog roll

once wiped my arse with my sisters towels
not proud of that

>yanks

FOY

My gaffer snorted some white and started shouting threats at Pakis who walked by today

i love it but can't help thinking how weird it is that girls have nothing down there

>up and down
2008-2013 was absolute shit, stormzy people unironically made the scene better. Considering how young it is, Grime is pretty shit.

>on my phone while shitting
>accidently drop it right down the side of the toilet
>bend forward to pick it up
>shit and piss on my face

girls bums go all the way round to the front

what

I don't get what this image is trying to convey
google is obviously not going to give people routes that go through subdivisions because there is going to be gates etc.

Father and I wend down to camp along with Captain gooding and there we say the men and boys as thick hasty pudding

vulvas don't look that dissimilar from castration scars. might be the reason women have been inferior to men for so long . they are literally less of a man

>implying cocks are better than vaginas

gay

vaginas scare me a bit tbqh

i think one of the reasons i'm still a virgin is that sex scares me. i'd be scared of breaking my dick or tearing my tight foreskin

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there are no paths or gates, its all filled with housing

>they are literally less of a man
You don't know much about biology lad

cocks are weird but it has a presence. stand the unaroused anatomy of a man and women beside each other and it looks apparently as they are missing a piece.

tldr women should start wearing codpieces under their clothes

or they are just private roads? fucking retard

not referring to biology, you dunce

Most cocks are more visually appealing than vaginas but those are a dime a dozen, but a nice perfect fanny is more pleasing to the eye. No homo.

>not cycling through peoples gardens

remember the primaries lads?
that was fun

anyone remember the cuckio meme

maybe you are just allowed to walk onto people's property and in their houses in britain, that's why he thinks it is odd

>trump announced his candidacy nearly 2 years ago

where has the time gone?

you are woefully stupid

the image is showing that you can't walk 5 metres to the other road because of the retarded design

that moment when israel supported iran
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You're thick af

Bet you're a northerner

yeah mate living in britain is like pokemon

looks slightly longer than 5 meters
as if anyone walks here anyway. even the poorest americans have cars