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maisie.
a lot of reddit patrons in tonight
hope you're making them feel welcome
got beaten to the punch real one is this way
we'll use this one at 310
>MacKenzie King
A dangerously insane human being.
POST ALL ESSENTIAL BRIT/ MEMES
prepare being imprisoned for saying there are less than 7 genders in 10 years time
wish i knew what pussy smelled like
>tfw no white british only communist planet
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pirates
mexicans
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>catholics worship a child molseter
really gets the neurons firing on why third world nations like mexishart worship him
*tries to find a gimmick for himself*
ah yes the drunk spaniards are congregating on my street again
time to bring out the rocks
one bell me if you want them heeming lad
so, the USS liberty was spying on israel and planning to attack it........then israel hits back and kills 34 americans......
what a great alliance
another thread another rorke BTFO
Last decent Liberal PM tbchwy
>get told your rap is shit by multiple people
>haha i totally btfo them!
sort it
just realised trump might be the most unwoke person ever. he lives in his happy place where he mentally screens out negative stuff about him automatically
why are non-whites so obnoxious?
why do they boast about their skin colour as if they're special for having it and will lost it unless their preach how strong and beautiful they are?
was an idiot and took probably close to 800mg of MDMA
babestation
the tears just never end
*laughs over a grime riddim*
*assassinates your mum*
just watched my gf masturbate
netflix has gone full retard
ooga booga
how so
no... i have gone full retard!!!
*lays down on the floor*
the goal
post dangling ham please
how long did she last?
have both that monitor and the kinder bueno's
>had to get a new bog roll
>already halfway through it
>poo still coming when I wipe
actually a great advert for the secret and the power of positive thinking.
wish I could be as utterly convinced of my dubious talent like the prez
who'd have though yanks and their self help books would prove to be more productive than european existential nihilism.
/lit/ must be on suicide watch
I like /eire/ because it keeps the paddies out
>not kinder bueno white
extremely odd post
post relationship goals
black gf to listen to grime with
>first poo comes out
>realised theres no bog roll
>hop over to get one quickly
>shit comes out as i hope back
>have to catch it with my hands
POST IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>not kinder happy hippos
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Grime is disappearing Tbh. People are on the afro wave
Pitchers
Taking pint glasses to house parties
Getting kicked off the plane to Zante for being drunk
Nicking pint glasses at the bar
epic XDDDDDD love u caralad lmao!!! so much this!!!!!! THIS!!!!!!!!!!!
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/meetups/
>g-grime is dying now
says the increasingly nervous man for the 167th time this decade
but it's actually just the power of money. his net worth has completely detached himself from certain realities that might have forced any realisation of constraint or implications of failure . He can afford to think positively.
so to learn lessons from trump has less chance of achieving anything than winning the lottery. so all poor people who are trying to get into that shit are wasting their time.
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hello nigger
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not sure if I hate or love you
edgy
I listen to grime. People are really starting to go off it.
hello niggers
only stormzy babbys
grime goes up and down but it never goes away
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i have too many to post 2bh
that has shittons of dislikes
HULLO
HULLO
WE ARE THE BILLY BOIS
>tfw to intelligent to listen to nigger music
>finish taking a massive greasy shite
>no bog roll
>no bog roll in bathroom
>no bog roll in the entire house
>have to wipe my arse with the cardboard tube and a dishcloth
>bog roll
once wiped my arse with my sisters towels
not proud of that
>yanks
FOY
My gaffer snorted some white and started shouting threats at Pakis who walked by today
i love it but can't help thinking how weird it is that girls have nothing down there
>up and down
2008-2013 was absolute shit, stormzy people unironically made the scene better. Considering how young it is, Grime is pretty shit.
>on my phone while shitting
>accidently drop it right down the side of the toilet
>bend forward to pick it up
>shit and piss on my face
girls bums go all the way round to the front
what
I don't get what this image is trying to convey
google is obviously not going to give people routes that go through subdivisions because there is going to be gates etc.
Father and I wend down to camp along with Captain gooding and there we say the men and boys as thick hasty pudding
vulvas don't look that dissimilar from castration scars. might be the reason women have been inferior to men for so long . they are literally less of a man
>implying cocks are better than vaginas
gay
vaginas scare me a bit tbqh
i think one of the reasons i'm still a virgin is that sex scares me. i'd be scared of breaking my dick or tearing my tight foreskin
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there are no paths or gates, its all filled with housing
>they are literally less of a man
You don't know much about biology lad
cocks are weird but it has a presence. stand the unaroused anatomy of a man and women beside each other and it looks apparently as they are missing a piece.
tldr women should start wearing codpieces under their clothes
or they are just private roads? fucking retard
not referring to biology, you dunce
Most cocks are more visually appealing than vaginas but those are a dime a dozen, but a nice perfect fanny is more pleasing to the eye. No homo.
>not cycling through peoples gardens
remember the primaries lads?
that was fun
anyone remember the cuckio meme
maybe you are just allowed to walk onto people's property and in their houses in britain, that's why he thinks it is odd
>trump announced his candidacy nearly 2 years ago
where has the time gone?
you are woefully stupid
the image is showing that you can't walk 5 metres to the other road because of the retarded design
that moment when israel supported iran
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You're thick af
Bet you're a northerner
yeah mate living in britain is like pokemon
looks slightly longer than 5 meters
as if anyone walks here anyway. even the poorest americans have cars