Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

Previous:The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!

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カラミチーマス

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Claimed.

Yay! The kitties behaving?

More or less. They're chilling right now

Sameji claim'd

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CAN I SEE A PICTURE OF THEM!

(Akame)
Oh damn, so you're in QC? I didn't realize that. I keep in touch with an old friend in the Gaspésie area. I'd go there for the hell of it to check out the scenery and sights, but the language barrier would kick my ass.

I guess seeing more holidays and birthdays go by can be pretty demotivating. What sucks about getting older is that you blink and it's all gone by again, even faster.

What do you feel might be holding your will back?

Sure

Claim


(akame)
I don't know

>>'713234416 (Fran)
Yes

*Hi goku*

(Shinoa)
Ok

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THEY'RE ALL CUDDLED UP! I WANT TO SET MY HEAD ON THIS PILE OF FUZZ!


Here is a pupper

Nice


Fran

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Lizrard are superior pets

>Sameji

Found a pretty nice pic of Galil

-hugs-

They'd cut you. I mean scratch.

They are pretty neat, I admit. But kittens rule them all

>Not turtle
Lmao

>Galil

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Avatarfags get out of my thread

I had a Leopard Gecko a long time ago, he was a qt.

I want a snek or a tarantula one day, probably when I move out of the dorms

W-worth

Life is like soccer.
My mom signed me up for it and expected me to try.

*hugs back*

My two dogs, one insisting on hijacking a luggage carrier.

>Houki

my cat is fat and annoying and old

nyet, beardie is best reptile

git snek

First its the luggage, then it's the plane

WHAT IS HIS NAME? WHY IS HE SO QT?

Same though

I could have both!

Snek is a better pet, can be handled and booped

You're amazing
-hugs tightly-

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Well, I don't play on overfeeding those two. Old... that's gonna happen anyway. I like these two rascals

*Hugs tightly back*

when people ask if you have a girlfriend, do you say yes because your waifu?

-hugs close-

Is that you?

Unfortunately I suck at soccer.

A waifu is a way more intimate relationship than a mere 3dpd gf.

youtube.com/watch?v=u5CVsCnxyXg

so yes?
poshe voish?

and you can ask people if they wanna see your anaconda then show them snek

I didn't either, but he stress eats

you bet your ass i do

you bet your ass that's pathetic :o
I thought only americans called it soccer, soccer

Nobody asks me if i have a girlfriend

*Hugs close back*

It isn't even comparable, so no.

Unfortunately there are a lot of them here, so I said soccer to avoid confusion, confusion.

Yoshino is a fucking cute

kys

(You) (You)

What was the deal with this anime? It set all the girls up like psychos that needed to be in the prison school but all any of them needed was a hug.
It's like they switched directors after the second episode.

futbol is boring anyways, saturday
why not? :o

Sounds strange. Why is your cat stressed?

-hugs you-

Does someone need a huuuug?
-hugs-

Same though


Im shit at team sports

Would be funny when I get a bf

You first

I don't talk to people and anyone i do knows that i don't have one

*Hugs you back*

No because I'm not pathetic

too generic moe for me

-hugs your arm-

I mean, she's still adorable
>I like moe characters because cute af

you mean you don't love your waifu?
you need to be more social :o

Huh, this is the least shitposting I've seen in a thread in a long time

Well, it's Winter, not Summer

Hey garde!

I don't like them

No, she's a fictional girl

*Hugs your arm back*

I can't

Damn, you've got a point with that one.
Hey there Fran! You excited to get back to your studies? :^)

I'm a sucker for lolis though

Yes actually, I have a cellular biology class and can't wait!

Just don't sucker a Loli

That's a crime

10/10 pickup line

I think he has separation anxiety, he's a weirdo

(A)(Hoy)

To be honest, it can be kinda dull at times, calendar.

Teams suck, they can't be better than the weakest chain.
It sucks to be the bottleneck, but it also sucks to be held back.
Solo sports all the way!

Well duh, of course

How are you?

Sure seems like a weirdo to me

Want to see my snek? He is a long one~

Or extreme sports like whitewater kayaking

-want to rp?-

*Sure*

-okay, you start-

Shitty
I'm having a tough time trying to find work, and college applications are annoying as hell...
But at least now I have my U.S. citizenship.
That sounds awesome! You really took some neat courses, huh?

*Knocks on your door*

Finding work is never easy, I can guarantee you that. Doesn't matter where you live. I wrote one year applications after attending a business school.
I got into a grocery store. Stuck cleaning the counter and cutting sausages for customers

-walks over to the door-
Who is it?

lolis are the worst

*Nobody*

he's 13 years old and about 24 pounds

come to my room and i'll let my snek out in private

Heya!

I also have Calc 2, another freshman studies, and a physics class


Already a citizen?

Go to Milwaukee! It's a long as time away, but I'm worth it, right?
L E W D

-answers the door-
Nobody who?

hi

>A sucker for lolis.
I will show you true [spoiler] cutteness [/spoiler] terror!

That too can be pretty fun, but it requires certain conditions and a lot of time.

Consider suicide, low life.

>business school
>Wursttheke
Was für ein erbärmlicher Verein war das denn? Oder meintest du ein Wirtschaftsgymnasium?

Hi user. How was your Thanksgiving?

It was awful
I ate alone.
God, I'm so fucking lonely.

10 kilo, wew, that's one heavy cat you got there. Not good.

Wirtschaftsgymnasium, aye

wew lad, I guess it's time for a road trip ;^)
Damn... I suppose life just sucks like that

Just dropping by to claim BEST imouto.

Kurome claimed.

Being alone is much better than being with people. I had a people overload and it messed me up until this morning

*Nobody -_-*

A people overload?
Were you anxious or something?
I'm sorry to hear about that.

Only if it's a 3D loli ;)
I wholeheartedly disagree
>screams in cute

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I just genuinely don't like being around people. It is not that I get nervous or anxious. They just sort of disgust me.

Maybe that is a bit autistic or something

Lewd

yea, if he weren't so old i'd be trying to get him to loose weight

lewd

Well, I guess there is no harm in letting the cat stay fat when he/she is already that old

*

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But once you get good it's great!

WEW! ROAD TRIP!

Yes, no molesto

Lewd is good, but more so if yaoi lewd

Can you describe how they "digust" you?
That does sound like autistic behaviour to me.