You have 6 words to convince Mr. John not to behead you

You have 6 words to convince Mr. John not to behead you.

please do, mr. john. i´ve seen too much.

i am not afraid of death

Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams

You really look good in black.

Do not behead me, Mr. John.

"Wake me up... (CANT WAKE UP)"

Man, I'll suck yo dick man!

do it pussy, i'm not scared

Frig off Mr. John, blow me

Behead me if Yahwe is God

shoot urself and let me go

/thread

Bible says don't worship false prophets.

Do not be menace Mr. John

Mohammed is a faggot and towelheads--

Sir, Do you like Funny bananas?

You are dead M8 so can't do me no harm.

I'm islam

You know, America does kinda suck.

i really really like your outfit

Hey, is that a predator drone?

I really really really like Islam

>Mr John
>not an arabic name
YOU HAD ONE JOB, OP

Have any open positions? Ill join!

Must be trolo. There's no other explanation for such stupidity.

plz no i gots dank memes

BACON, PORN, ALCOHOL, OVER 18s!!

i can sell you dank memes and meme accessories.

9/11 waa an inside job

Can you count, you stupid nigger?

succubus harem here i come

I'm Muhammad, stupid cuck goat fucker.

Wow that was six words too

I can give lods of emone

Feminine penis is not gay, Dad.

1 2 3 4 5 6

Please Don't Cut My Head Off.

/thread

Fucking do it you sand nigger.

>implying I'm not mujahideen

WALLAH ACKBAR! WALLAH ACKBAR! GIVE HIM A HAIRCUT FROM THE NECK DOWN!

I went to university with that shitgobbler.

Massive fag.

I heard only sheep fuckers behead people, just sayin'. So don't do it! You wouldn't kill a man with Dubs would you?

You can't behead me, you dead.

What ya gonna do? Behead me?

do it! I voted for Trump

Boss, please boss I have cancer

Your team taught me to kill.

It was just a prank bro.

that redhead is hot as hell

I have AIDS so good luck with the blood

please good sir, check these digits.

My name is John, I died.

That knife looks dull, sharpen it!