Sup Forums ,society has ended and you can only use what's in your pockets to survive. How fucked are you?

Sup Forums ,society has ended and you can only use what's in your pockets to survive. How fucked are you?

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not as fucked as you
at least i got my swiss army knife

Why do you have a drain plug in your pocket?

To plug up the holes in my heart

Have you taken the brown pill yet, mateys?

it's a tough pill to swallow! The brown pill was founded in 1999 by Sir Reginald Brownpill

Forget red and blue pills, brown pills are the way of the future.

Swallow the brown pill today! Red pills are for fedora fucking wearing faggots, blue pills are for the ignorant masses. Ignore the other le epin Sup Forums maymays, this one is the readl deal.

>Swiss army knife
>Keychain
>Leatherman tweezers
>Small notebook
>Phone
>Lighter
>Wallet
Basically my EDC, I'm going to be fine.

fucking shoe shine, a guitar pick, headphones with no mp3 player, and a housekey.

What kind of fucking guy are you? Dont own a car, think you need a shoeshine, guitar pick.

Fucking dont make me laugh.

Car keys.
I guess I Won't last long but at least I'm not autistic

oh and fucking chapstick...

wheres your comb for your hipster beard and your tampons OP?

Wtf? I use Chapstick..it's good for chapped lips..

I have a pack of smokes and no lightee,some pocket lint and that's it

No pockets. Fucked

I'm good

Kek
>2016
>gets chapped lips

Do you guys want to tell him or should I?

>screwdriver
>money
>pen
>2x usb flash drives (1 is full with porn and 1 with source code)
>karambit knife
>lighter
>firecrackers

i remove your eyes with my screwdriver then i can cut you up and burn your meat so i won't die of hunger.

how did u fit a gun in ur pocket

I'm taking a bath right now so I'm as fucked as possible.

Pocket holster and a small gun

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guess thats why thugs use baggy pants

Tell him how big of a faggot you are?

Not that fucked, even though I got nothing.

I am a survivalist.

>weed, lighter, zigzags.
At least I'll be high as fuck while I wait for death to take me.

I don't understand why anybody would have anything in their pockets while sat at home.
I currently have nothing in my pockets; my 'daily carry' bullshit is on the side next to my front door consisting of house keys, car keys & wallet.
So i'm mega fucked.

Im in my underwear?

Just a lighter

a glass pipe a single bowl worth of pot and a zippo..

I got a lighter with no fuel left, 12 dollars in my wallet along with my ID and a guitar pick, a nearly empty pack of smokes, and a bottlecap.

Normally I'd also have a dull pocket knife, a swiss army knife, and a small glass bowl... but I think the question means what is currently in there.

So I'm kinda fucked.