Fidel Castro is dead and your his successor, what do you do next?

Fidel Castro is dead and your his successor, what do you do next?

Kill myself.

Drink a lot of rum and pray I can dodge 628 assassination attempts
Also export my delicious cigars to America

do whatever i can to illegalize cuban cigars again

i've always wanted to try one and never have. and now there's no point in even trying it if it's legal, it won't be good

Sing "Babalu" like Ricky Ricardo. Send all the poor to Florida. Open the Island to rich tourists. Oh, and keep the damn Russian missiles, of course.

Make Cuba great again

You stupid fucking sheep without a brain of youeself . Stop making fun of dead people just because its mainstream media trend . Faggots like you sicken me , I fucking bet if eating your own shit and posting it online was trending you would be in the first row of it fucking retard.
Lowest quality thread GTFO

Rape his childrens' wives on their private island.

Deport the Mexicans.
Build a wall.
Stop wasting money on UN climate change research funds, and spend it on weaponizing Cigars.

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>i've always wanted to try one
Strong, Tobbaccoey, highly overrated unless you're a connoisseur already for cigars.

I came here to laugh at you.

destroy cubas dairy industry out of spite

They're literally no different than cigars from Dominican Republic, aside from the fact that they were illegal.

They are NOT illegal any more. Just massively expensive.

Invade poland.

i've heard that it's no big deal. but it's like smoking weed, there's no point anymore if you're in a state that it becomes legal

People aren't making fun of Castro because it's trendy. They're making fun of him because he was an oppressive piece of shit who left his country in a state of horrible stagnation and would hold public executions for people who simply had the wrong opinion. He was a first-rate dickbag and I'm glad he's dead.

Cuban missile crisis part deux

>being such a tool that you think something is only worth having/doing if it is illegal.

grow a beard

Make a gold backed currency.

Behold capitalism.

Wait for the CIA to kill me.

Try out for the Washington Nationals then kill about a million people when I fail. It will be like nothing in Cuba changed at all.

there's absolutely nothing wrong with that

you're the tool if you can't live a little

>Being so retarded that you think that Castro has been in charge of anything for the last 25 years.

>Being such a dipshit as to think that most of the acts of oppression and public execution aren't total bullshit or the US wouldn't have lifted the embargo.

>Being a liberal faggot suckling on Hillary Clinton's dangling cunt flaps.

Time to drop the Atomic bomb.

You can do a lot of things to "live a little" that are not illegal and just as enjoyable. You must only be 14 years old and not aware of how the real world works.

Literaly fist thought when i saw the thread FPBP

Fuck his corpse

>making fun of a communist despot
>enjoying the fact he died on black friday and pinochet's birthday
>liberal

I don't think that word means what you think it means. It's the liberal fags who are engaging in revisionist history and trying to make him out to be a good guy. Just look at that fucking cuck running Canada for an example of how liberals see Castro.

TRIGGERED
inb4 news report on this guy killing someone

Get overthrown the same day because I am a weak leader.

I shall keep the revolution alive!!

Demand all of the hookers who populate the island to allow getting fucked by me.
Force the welfare state to give food stamps for all of my children
t. not a nigger

Get overthrown the same day.

Impose a blockade on the U.S. so tourists couldn't visit nor could U.S. companies import their good or do business w/Cuba. And that goes for foreign companies that export their goods to the U.S. and does business w/the U.S.

Legalize pot.

Send all political dissenters to the U.S. Fuck if they think it's so great let them move. More pot cigars and rum for the true patriots!

Make Porno Para Ricardo the official punk band of Cuba and expunge all trumped up charges against Gorki.

Rebuild all the Catholic churches and Jewish temples that were destroyed after the revolution.

Invite every nation except the U.S. to come down and party/visit our great nation anytime.

The U.S. treated Cuba and it's people like shit since 1959 so they don't deserve to partake in the festivities.

You can't be real.

Grab a beautiful woman by the pussy and watch as she gets down on her knees and thanks you for not sending her family to a camp.

Then get dressed, putting on a peoples' military uniform and blurt out a few platitudes for visiting people from western democracies to fawn over.

>Impose a blockade on the U.S. so tourists couldn't visit nor could U.S. companies import their good or do business w/Cuba. And that goes for foreign companies that export their goods to the U.S. and does business w/the U.S.

Are you mentally retarded? Because, that's not what happened at all.

I'll just leaf this here

you're***

Make sure I'm legally married to every beautiful Cuban woman. It'd be fun and consensual.