Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

Previous:The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!

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Haruhi Claimed
(Where is my Kurome???)

Best claim.

Mikasa Ackerman claimed

Happy Birthday Yui.

Claimed

youtube.com/watch?v=HbhHaiDUuUs

Alright, this is how

Lube up a finger, how about the pointer finger, and stick it in. Position the hand so the wrist is facing out and the fingers are pointing at your butt. Do a beckoning motion with your pointer finger till you find a small lump about the size of a walnut. Rub that while fapping with other hand


Be sure to use plenty of lube and don't have super long fingernails

カラミチーマス

Wew

Alice a cutie

Claim

Happy birthday to Yui
Oh yea that does sound cool
Hope you have fun
>Oi vey!
kek that's actually pretty good
Oh that kys was just a joke, I hope you didn't take that too personal
No we had an argument and I poked some sore spots and he took it pretty hard. I regret it but he isn't responding so I'm not sure what to do'
>sing
Yea you better sing for me
Really? Damn must suck not being able to grow glorious beard

why are you sad?
walnut in your ass? :o
tomoko

I like using a vibrator tbh
Almost lost one once, my ass ate it

Oreimo is pretty /comfy/ and I'm only four episodes in

Why thank you!
Mikasa is a bit tomboyish, but still cute all the same. What do you most like about her?

That's a smiley face. This is a sad face.

My pure beautiful Megumi.

Oreimo is pretty amazing
*waves*

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No, Hex Maniac.

Shiro asked for it!

I only regret it a little

It really does

Luckily I don't have to shave other places often either

A lump the size of it! That's the prostate

I need to get one later

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FUCK MY ATTEMPT

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what's comfy about incest? :o
;-; make it stop!
where is your waifu from?

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I mean sure but that's not as impactful as glorious beard

How strong she is. She can defend me in a fight. Also she's pretty cute

IM SORRY CHARA! LOOK AWAY FROM THE LEWD!


~I'll give you a more personal look later

Don't remind me

Ohai Misaki
Do you like Kirino so far?

>TFW been having diarrhea
If I wasn't I'd totally bedoing it though.
Sex Maniac

That pic is really cute

The gen 6 pokemon games.

Alice could definitely do the same
Are you giving him instructions on how to have prostate stimulation?

Sameji claim'd

Wew lad. Just... wew.

I wanna erp with you, Fran

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this is NOT ok
sun and moon fucking suck

do you have it? :o

Who doesn't?

I don't

*waves*
She's an entitled bitch and needs to be slapped into shape. Other than that, she's cute and very waifu-worthy.

I wanna erp with you, Galil

No, but I do have Y and omega ruby.

This thread is too homosex for my taste
I'm gonna watch some animu and sleep
Goodnight

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Indeed

aren't you bi?

and bye
not missing much

are you new I haven't seen you around much :o

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I want to be in rory :o

I'm fairly new

O-oh. Hope it goes well

You said you were going to ask your proctologist about this, so I figured I'd say it now

Who even are you?

IM SORRY! No more homosx

Megumi is friends with many waifu's!

>Hope you have fun
That's what I'm planning to do.
>I regret it but he isn't responding so I'm not sure what to do
Meh, if you're actually friends he'll calm down soon enough. Wait it out and apologize once he's settled.

I said proctologist, not butt sex expert!
(Unless you are actually a doctor, which would be even more impressive than the expert part.)

nice to meet you then

don't get involved with the bad waifus

other than that waifu is fun ^-^

I want to erp with you, rori

I second this

I agree, I tried at first to buy into the whole tsudere thing, but they just aren't my type.

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>aren't you bi?
What makes you think that

How is your evening progressing? I think I lost one of your replies earlier
Hello Illya
I did? I didn't think we'd actually spoken in months

Gay
I'm flattered,but who is this?
>too homosex
Is such a thing possible?

I love when girls wear collars
we're close to a smile than frown :o

its tsuklasa/tomoko o:

I agree. The only thing I don't like is the shitposting, but only because I've seen enough of it on various other threads that I'm practically desensitized. At this point it's just an inconvenience.

the way you act :o

bye bye, bi boy

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I'm in college for Biomedical Engineering, which is like Pre-med.

I'm also not a butt-sex expert, still a virgin

Oh sorry, I meant that Shiro asked for it

how the fuck do I act bi?
I'm not fyi
later

Goodnight

Who are bad waifus?

God damn

Thanks

mothe?
the shitposting can be kinda funny, the spam is an inconvenience indeed
:o

Gay.

slachi :o

YYEEEEESSSSS

people like me with bad habbits

How is it gay?
I love Alice
>why are you posting this girl and not Klonata
Oh, I'm sure many people here took note of what you said for future use anyway
Sleep well Rei

is this miho? :o

I personally love season 1.

o:

I wouldn't consider you a bad waifu. You're a really nice person in my opinion
Why is sachi a bad waifu?

what makes you think I'm klonata :o
post more kitty :3

Who don't you want to ERP with though?
>still a virgin
Want to change that?
Because you don't want to ERP with Fran

he teases me a lot :o

tsudere?
Dramas have a clear start and beginning. Our real lives are but vague anxieties continuing on forever and ever- NHK

Sorry dude...

I'm sure a few did

Hm?

M-maybe. When I meet the right guy

I don't have much more

Yeah, but they gotta quit sometime.

FUCK OFF KONATA

What are you trying to be by being the most retarded user in the history of /waifu/? I mean, you have a small dick that looks like a FUCKING MISSLE, you probably have a retarded wife/girlfriend, because she loves someone who has that dick.
You said you are fucking your girlfriend whenever you feel like, but that's a lie, because you always say you are bored, and that's why you are shitposting.
I fucking hate attention whores like you, nobody likes you except probably cancerous anons of this community, you are gross and your life sucks.
You didn't had internet for some time because YOU DON'T HAVE A JOB YOU FUCKING BIGOT, you are poor as fuck and that's why you live in america with your mother that you probably fucked.
I hope some nigger kills you, too bad that won't happen because you don't get out of your basement.

i can change that o#:

Hey, I wasn't complaining! In fact I'm grateful that you took the time, although I wasn't expecting an answer.
Though I do not know what you mean by 'wrist facing out'.

Those are some nice buns!

That is somewhat impressive! Do you plan to touch people's buttholes a lot in the future?
>Virgin
I thought you gays were rather 'open minded'.

post what you got :o
sometimes I think they enjoy it
I love this one

That's just Karma

Did you just assume my gender?!

They always quit

THE TRUTH WILL BE REVEALED

A sinking feeling :o
Not wanting to ERP with someone I know for a fact is a man, as a man, makes me gay? I'm 100% sure it's just the opposite actually
They do in fact have clear starts.
Real life isn't really vague anxiety, but more like bleak misery
>saved :^)
Joking aside, how are you doing? How's school going?

what does karma mean? :o
post more pasta, I'm hungry
sinking just like my ship with homura :(

I know at least one of them does

Exactly

Where is Kurome I need my daily dose????????

I don't know if I have anymore