Walk into your house

>Walk into your house
>You find Hilary Clinton standing there
Wat do???

Skin her and make it a new doormat

Ask her nicely to get off my property as I did not invite her

I'd fuck her dry cunt

Call the police as there seems to be a fugitive hiding in my house

call my friend zed and tell him spider just got a fly

Ask her how many embassies and consulates got attacked when Bush was president, since republicans don't seem to care.

I'd shove my hot cock in her old granny pussy and suck on her toes. But then I'd have to put the best men on the case and have her jailed

waterboard her with nothing but a vat of Elmers glue.

Shoot her because she's invading my home.

get out.

...

Hello. What .. what are you doing in my house?
Well. Im here to tell you about.. about luck. Its known that when a half eaten dog falls from the sky its good luck. Thats.. thats what thats what im here to tell you.

Wonder why my home is in a jail cell

Throw the fucking hag out on her ass.

Probably ask her the same questions over and over again until she finally drops the shit eating grin and starts telling the truth for once in her life.

Hit her with some strobe lighting till she's has a fit and pisses herself

>cal teh poleese
>cal teh noozstashuns
>tak picz 4 teh 4chin
>Hillry gos 2 jail 4 lyfe

>come home from voting, open door and see Hillary Clinton in my living room
>the lights are on and no one else is around
>we lock eyes and say nothing for what seems like centuries
>I open my mouth to speak and I have no words
>hillary also says nothing with considerably less effort
>I begin to shake and realize I am on the ground
>I attempt to formulate words and I am successful
>to the people around me who would hear me had they been present, they hear gargling
>I am having a stroke
>I grab my phone but it keeps jumping away from my hands
>eventually call police department
>they catch a few phrases, home, 482, Hillary
>they are unable to find me immediately
>6 hours later I am picked up by EMTS
>wake up next day in hospital
>no longer able to use right side of body
>can not articulate comprehensible speech
>months of therapy
>never regain full cognition
>do not remember who Hillary Clinton is
>family is torn apart from taking care of 22 year old catastrophic stroke survivor
>live out rest of life physically and mentally handicapped

tell her to leave before I post a picture of her in my home online.

Stake through the heart!

Except that my jokes and trump support has finally come to an end.

She wanted to watch as I committed suicide with 2 bullets to the back of the head, hung myself, jumped in front of a car, cut off my arms and legs and overdosed on ipecac

Realize that she used the NSA to backtrace me because of wikileaks and consequences will never be the same. Proceed to get suicided by 2 bullets to the back of my head.

ask her if we proceed with a civil war

End up as a sex slave and demonic snuff ritual in the basement of Comet Pizza.

Kill and say to the cops it was trespassing.

Dear Penthouse Letters,

Nice quote

I wouldn't even bother doing anything.

Just ask her if she's alright and offer some tea...

I'm standing on plastic aren't I. That's what I get for staying loyal to the party.

Turn 360 degrees and walk away

>Ask for her autograph
>Wait a few years
>Sell on ebay
>???
>profit

make her a bowl of hard boiled eggs

Greet her as Madam Secretary and offer a handshake

fear for my life

Ask her what she is doing in a house of any kind with what happened with the election results.

ID GET

Put a hole in her head for breaking into my house.

Fuck her to death. Then I proceed to start fucking immigrants to death.