My sister found out my secret porn account online and is going to show my parents, what do i do?

my sister found out my secret porn account online and is going to show my parents, what do i do?

p.s. i'm a grown man and she's literally years younger than me and i have no idea what will happen, may include my parents disowning me

Easy. Rape your sister and then run for it.

really need help rIGHT NOW

just give her access faggot

if she shows it to your parents it just means she went through some porn websites... and she's younger than you... also you're a grown man you should have the freedom to have your personal kinks.

Man the fuck up. Who gives a shit what your folks think of your choice of wanking material.

Your a grown man. Who gives a shit

>I'm a grown man
move out of their basement and this wouldn't be an issue...beta faggot

Who even has a 'porn account'?

As hard as it may be delete the evidence and lie. That's what I would do. Insist there is some reason she's doing this to you but you don't know what the reason is. Turn the tables on her. It has worked for me every time.

most of the evidence is already gone, and my time window is getting smaller

waiting on an email to reach the website to get my whole account nuked

Delete everything, deny everything, tell your folks she is making it up because you found out she is fucking a nigger.

Wipe your bloody dick on her teddy bear and make her cry a second time.

>grown man
>scared
really? faggot just say idc, and if she shows it, don't react. Done?

Then you'll probably be fine. Don't forget to delete the email too. It's also a good idea to lie first, maybe say she's been acting really aggressive for some reason so your lie is more believable later on.

she clearly wants you to fuck her

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What kind of porn op? Something fucked up?

What sort of porn was it

>scared of parents punishment
Doesn't sound like an adult worry

Just play dumb and pretend to act surprised. Act as if you don't know shit and say that this was probably a prank or something. Works all the time

A lot of unanswered questions here.

How old is OP?
How old is OP sister?
What kind of porn?
How much of what kind did sister watch?
Why does OP (a grown man) live at home?

If its just regular porn who cares.


If its something illegal, like CP or something fucked up like loli/shota shit than you are fucked.

I assume its some weird degenerate shit. The fact that OP doesn't say the site means its something like that.

Wow dude original.

the only thing they can do now is disown me

my dad already did but i dont want to lose my mom over stupid shit like this

OP has a CP account? kek

hi logan

gay

>my sister found out my secret porn account online and is going to show my parents, what do i do?
>p.s. i'm a grown man


So? If you're a grown man, why should anyone give a fuck?

Oh, you live at your parents and don't have an income?

Sucks to be you, kid.

plot twist?

my name isnt logan

so it was gay porn?

Time to nuke the account and your hard drive
Or just move out of the basement lil faggot

Must have been Charles Xavier getting in touch with Wolverine then.

He may have had Tor open and some paid cp shit up.