HOW THE FUCK DO I HOLD THIS SHITS

HOW THE FUCK DO I HOLD THIS SHITS

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>white pepo

It's pretty clear on the image you posted.

squeeze not pinch = no more shits

with your penis

>White people

No, seriously. How does one make sure that the sticks move in a single plane? Every time I try, the top stick moves a bit sideways, sending my morsel flying across the room.

here, DIY noob sticks

Just use a fork, you dummy!

holding maki is easy as hell. nigiri takes a bit more practice

the only thing that's genuinely kind of challenging is sashimi because it's so slippery

Don't push it too strong.

Try catching a bus next time.

Are you people fucking retarded? Did all of you suffer a stroke? Can you hold a fucking pencil?

i said using them is easy
perhaps you are the one who suffered stroke, burger

burger tries to use chopsticks near me

its like a fulcrum
just watch a video of someone doing it and it should be easy
maybe practice eating something small that requires a bit more precise action like peas

no bully

Chopsticks is more convenient than fork and knife except eating steak.
I chose chopsticks in a restaurant.

Use it exactly like in the photo: index, middle, and thumb are the digits that actually move one of the chopsticks; the other chopstick just rests in the part between the thumb and index. Only one chopstick moves.

Like this.

People always told me how to hold them. When I tried to hold it like other people it just failed horribly. When I tried myself I immediately got the hang of it.

So just grab them yourself and don't listen to other people how to hold them.

What? So if you order soup you would rather eat with chopsticks than a spoon?

He said more convenient than fork and knife, not spoon.

Let's practice!
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I use it to eat doritos

The real question though: how the fuck do nips eat rice with this?

You can eat anything not soup with it. Rice is not soup, so it is easy.

this

Went and had sushi the other day and I was like
>"oh god, first time eating with chopsicks"
I just tried it and immediately got the hang of it. It's not hard.

>use a fucking sticks to eat
Weaboo on loose again

Ore wa~ oChinchin ga daisuki nanda yo!

East Asia has spoon historically.
There is the word 匙.

How do you eat rice without it breaking apart between your sticks? Or do you just eat like super small portions?

Eat it big, and get your middle finger between the sticks.

japonica rice is sticky than indica one
so it sticks each other to form small chunk
that why rice is eaten with chopsticks

Their rice is very sticky compared to what we get in Europe. It´s actually really easy.

>Japs happy face when he finally found something which is not inferior to American

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Asians are just too retarded to use superior Spoons and forks

why do koreans use metal chopsticks?
they are too slippery

Just use a fork.

then you eat ramen with a fork

See this?

You can do even with a regular fork.

Hm aren't there many metal chopsticks in Japan too though?

I personally prefer to use metal chopstick because wooden chopsticks somehow happen to have the previous food's flavor.

Faggot Japs need a special fork

>tfw able to use chopstick on one hand and smartphone for shitposting on the other

t. Perth

Work on your knowledge before vomiting memes, user.

t. doesn't use extra flags

>argie humor

Just put one in each hand.

Problem solved.

metal chopsticks are not common in japan, lacquer ware or plastic ones are common.
wooden chopsticks are often disposable. thrown away after single use.
you don't have to care about the flavor ringer on chopsticks

>not using extra flags
cuck

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>redditflags
fuck off nerds

kek

Don't EVER quote me again, toothpaste bitch.

>2017
>using chopsticks
cuck