You are stuck in an elevator with her

>You are stuck in an elevator with her
what do you say

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"i think this elevator is stuck"

">Looks like we're stuck in the elevator, i'm going to use the phone to call for assistance and i'm sure we'll be out of here in no time"

if i was already in I would ask her "what floor?" and push the button.

otherwise nothing unless somehow there was eye contact. then I would just say "hi" or nod/smile.

are you on birhtcontrol?

does this smell like chloroform to you?

my butthole itches

"bitch you are uggers but them tits are on point"

I would rather be stuck between tHOSE JUGALOOS *Jaw drops to the floor. Eyes pop out. Sound effect of AWOOOGA AWOOOGA*

"hi"

pull them panties to the side, bitch lemme get a look

Can I park my bike ?

here in Vegas, it's completely acceptable to pretend the person adjacent to you doesn't exist at all.
i'm sure its like this in most big cities.

Correct.

Try-hard virgin.

Top kek.

Not even worthy of evaluation.

kek

sup followed by throat clearing

Cringe.

Kek. But, you should also teleport behind her and tell her it's nothing personal.

Yep.

Try-hard.

Kek.

Correct.

This fucking pimp right here

"have you heard the ayy lamaos are attacking turkey" "lol prepare your anus"

>whats the matter?
>big tits make you nervous?

before you start to ask, yes i stopped the elevator, no it was not an accident and yes i'm taking my pants off now

>Brilliant.

Proceed to call for help.

I'm claustrophobic and have ibs.

I hope you're returning from the event for which you've dressed so nicely.

Opens all sorts of possibilities:
Pity to miss...
Hope we're out in time...
Let me know how I can make you comfortable...
Tell me about the event...

You should be able to steer it from there. And for chrissakes, don't assume every encounter has to end up in boner heaven.

Actually, yes, mind if I cover them with my hands ?

"oh cool, a betty boop dress, my gf loves her; where did you get that?"

blah blah blah,

great, i'll have to try and get her one!
So why've you come to vegas?

Blah blah blah,

Oh cool, well listen this is my floor buy i've got X suite and i'm having a couple people over tonight, you should come.
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you're fucking in, if she doesn't come well you've broken the ice to approach her on the casino floor.
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the fact that you approach her whilst thinking of your girlfriend makes you no threat, it won't get in the way during the night.
Women are whores for the main part, some coke and grog gets 9/10 going.

Found a tumblr for her other pictures

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>don't assume every encounter has to end up in boner heaven

Why even talk to her then? You just want to be friends?

You are the only fag that notice betty boop

kek

I love big tits and i think the elevator is stuck.

I'm guessing your name is Eileen???

Hey, how are you? We may be stuck here a while, may as well get to know each other

If this elevator comes crashing down, hopefully it has airbags

You've got big jugs. I mean, your boobs are huge. I mean, I wanna squeeze 'em. Mama!

[puckers up]

i fart like i never did in my whole life

Kek

>Why even talk to her then? You just want to be friends?
Don't know how long the elevator's jammed. Might work up to going to her place.

>everythingsbiggerintexas.jpg

Wow, nice rack. Wanna get some pizza and a beer after we get out of here?

Looks like we are not going up anymore.
Time to go down, baby.

pull down that dress motorboat those huge utters and rape her viciously

Yes, please cover them up.

"I ai'nt dying in this elevator a virgin"

At least we're not fucking.

The right front is where we pee. I'm gonna have to suck on your tits to stay hydrated.

Perhaps we are at a misfortune to have stuck in an elevator, m'lady, but I would rather have my privates, if you mind my language, stuck betwixt your bossoms.
Then I would tip her 3.50. I've heard classy men tip. Sometimes hats, but we don't use hats as currency where I live.

>Sometimes hats, but we don't use hats as currency where I live

Feel free to fart, I don't mind

;)

What kind of music do you like?

I hate that question, I don't know why.

Who is she?! Looks just like my friend Jess...similar tits too!

Turn 180 degrees and walk backwards

Do your tits make my dick look small?

I think you triggered the Max weight limit

Well, it looks like it's up to us to preserve the human race.

*unzips*

"You seem prepared for a water landing."

"I hope we get out of here soon, otherwise we'll have to drink each others' pee."