Hey Sup Forums. I have a week to make 2.7k or else I am going to be shot and killed by my neighbor who is in the KKK. How do I earn such? Illegally or legally. I've gotten several late night visits with my windows broken and small crosses planted on my lawn on fire. Anyone want to help me out? paypal.me/zizz1
But overall, how can I earn money quick and easily?
Kayden Walker
Amway.
Sebastian Wilson
Easier than earning 2.7k, is earning $800 for a van that runs, and taking off and living in a van where your neighbor can't find you.
Source: I live in a van. Happily and by choice.
Adrian Fisher
Amway?
Jayden Powell
I was told I'd be found if I tried to run.
Benjamin Rivera
Do you have a gun?
Andrew Powell
Amerifag? 600 for an AR15 Let him come at you.
Camden Perry
Suck a lot of dicks
Evan Watson
Why do you owe him?
Dominic Jones
Why dont you just off your neighbor pussy? You would rather he killed you first?
Evan Kelly
Kill the cunt
Joshua Richardson
>I was told
Oh well if you're just going to believe every threat you may as well give up now.
I've had no physical address for the past two years. I disappear thousands of miles at a whim. It takes 3 days to cross the country. No halfass loan shark neighbor is going to track you.
Oliver Russell
I don't owe him. I'm a half breed. Him and his racists have messed with me since I moved there years ago. I was demanded to give such and the police don't help.
Yeah, I'm a pussy. I have a son and I do not want to go to jail and leave my son even if it's for safety. I'd rather die and leave him that way. Wouldn't want my son living with me in Jail cause I killed some guy. It's a crooked system too so I know I wont be the victim
Ayden Howard
This is now exposed as SJW shill propaganda. Nothing to see here people, everyone move on.
Liam Thomas
ok, bye. I asked for ways to make money not some baby back shit. get out my thread boy.
Easton Wilson
Yes, Amway.
Jordan Richardson
I don't understand.
Cooper Lewis
what do for moneys
Colton Kelly
tell moar plz k tnx
Justin Brown
Hmm?
My van has standing height throughout, I've customized it with solar, battery bank, have onboard water, propane etc... I can have a hot shower and cold beer in the middle of the desert... run everything off grid.
I work construction, on the books or under the table, doesn't matter. Carry my own tools. I don't need much money; no rent or mortgage. Biggest expenses are gas and beer. I can regulate my intake of both.
Joshua Clark
Uhhhhh shoot him in the dick. That'll make him leave you alone
Ryder Ortiz
Amway.
Jace Sanchez
pretty sweet user.. how old are you? how long you been doing this?
Daniel Gray
That's not how the KKK operates dipshit, your neighbor is fucking with you and you're falling for it....how are people this stupid??
Isaac Stewart
Have you tried updog
Hudson Wood
I've literally been awoken by a rock being thrown through my window, and 10+ people lighting a small cross on my lawn. Don't you dare say I'm falling for bullshit cause it's what's happening. get out my thread.
Adrian Foster
Mind you they were also hooded, and badged. I've done my research. fuck off.
Eli Lee
I'm 29. And like I said 2 years. Going on 3 years actually.
Currently in Jacksonville FL. Headed west to San Diego in a month or so.
Oliver Torres
This
Hunter Adams
My man, you are living my dream
I've just bought a house with my partner, locked down for at least 20 years... shit sucks
Asher Brooks
is this happening in america? somehow I doubt this
Ian Gray
sweet im from canada, thought of doing the same thing.. do you keep a bank account?
Brody Thomas
OMFG they were badged? Your in serious trouble. Unbadged KKK are terrible but the badged ones are the worst.
Shoot them off your front lawn or move away you beta. Your own son is watching you puss out to a bunch of toothless rednecks. SMDH.
Jaxson Collins
Thats an awsome life user. safe travels friend.
Nathan Ramirez
I recommend it! In all seriousness I have zero regrets and don't see going back to a traditional life.
Also, >partner You know you sound super gay when you say that right?
Anthony Stewart
this is how americas been lately. Trumps sparked a lot of hate in america. some people have it even worse.
Dominic Sanchez
Seriously this Sjw propaganda nothing to see here move on.
Gabriel Russell
b-but muh police
Brody Sullivan
I do have a bank account. On paper I'm still a normal person, credit score, insurance, driver's license etc. I pretend to have an address for legal reasons but it's only pretend.
Alexander Clark
ill tell you how to make some cash fast OP first things first
do you have knee pads?
Benjamin Clark
STFU libtard Trump didnt invent racism. The only hate and unrest in the US has been caused by the seriously flawed Dem, party and their inability to take a loss like adults. Instead they chimp out and blame it all on Trump.
Hunter Bailey
>get 3 or 4 buttcoins >order molly and ketamine from dnm >start selling to ???
at least 5k
Samuel Young
fuck off.
Elijah Hernandez
Thanks bruh
Picture is view outside my van window last night
Brayden Cruz
>People actually believe this.
Joseph Collins
Trump being elected means it's ok to be racist, that's the difference. We all know racists are the majority in America now.
Andrew Rivera
where do you park it every night? side of the road? parking lots?
Camden Lopez
OP, get a gun and shoot the bastards next time you catch them on your property
Walmart lets you park there 24/7
Bentley Powell
Get a fucking job. Go to the job. Get a paycheck. Stop being a cuck.
Andrew Williams
I mostly park at truck stops along the interstate. Parking on the side of the road is just asking for highway patrol to knock on your door. Parking lots like Walmart or Home Depot depending on the size of the city.
Lincoln Sullivan
spend half that on a shotgun and it will be money much better spent. Like an ar15 is anything special.
Charles Jackson
What do you do for decent to high speed Internet if you care for that kind of thing
Aiden Moore
i hope a homeless person lights you on fire and uses you as a hand warmer.
Kevin Fisher
dude that sounds awesome but how do you get a new tag sticker everyyear? and how do u get money for gas and food?
Oliver Foster
Mostly wherever I want. I never plan ahead and I never pay to park my van. I've literally never paid to stay anywhere. My preference of course is to stay somewhere nice, like by a lake or river (Chris Farley reference occurs now) [more seriously, like the sunset picture above from last night] but there's always a dirt road pulloff, legal street parking, state park and ride, etc.... right now I'm behind a liquor store because idgaf and my girlfriend wanted lime juice. Oh yeah, I have a girlfriend too.
Adrian Hughes
park near starbucks, point long range antenna at starbucks, log in.
Jack Diaz
seriously op can buy a decent gun for under 400 bucks call the guy over to his house shoot him and tell the cops he was trying to murder him but we all know op is a lying FAGGOT trying to get people to give him free money like a filthy NIGGER
Carson Wood
>girlfriend
you found someone who has also given up on life? that's adorable.
Caleb Myers
Settle down Cleetus, this is a family friendly thread.
Jackson Cruz
Awww. Does your vagina hurt now?
Jaxon Allen
These people are faggots and not me. Here's my van again for evidence.
Robert Jenkins
Stop attempting to role play be you gypo cunt. Your caravan is a fire trap. I wouldn't be caught shitting in a bucket in that thing.
James Jones
You're a liar. There is no KKK hunting your ass. I hope nobody seriously donated
Christopher Foster
>now As opposed to...
Christopher Garcia
the kkk took my baby away
Alexander Carter
If you suck dick for a nickle a jizz, you should be able to make $2,700 after sucking down 54,000 loads of cock snot.
So, get slurping.
Jeremiah Williams
you have no idea what you're talking about...heeeey is this some lame attempt at a begging thread?
Ryder Bell
I'm not pretending to be you. Nowhere did I pretend to be you. I only mentioned Walmart because it's usually a friendly, safe homeless refuge.
Robert Reed
WHOEVER DONATED THE FULL AMOUNT. YOU ARE A SAINT AND A LIFE SAVER. GOD BLESS.
Aaron Robinson
I have a Verizon hotspot, and I do leech public wifi like someone mentioned about Starbucks I go back to my state of residency (VT) once a year for inspection. But, when I get around to it I'll change my state to one without inspections or income tax.
I mentioned construction work for money
Jason Morales
Hey OP the KKK doesn't work that way...why don't you just drop the act and start begging like I know you will...no one here with half brain in their head believes this shit.
Daniel Cook
Find his enemies, offer your services to exterminate him for them. Profit some gs and not have to worry about paying him.
Cameron Jackson
You're welcome, little nigger. Be free!
Jayden Roberts
the ramones kek
Anthony Lewis
ITT: OP doesnt't know how the KKK operates, and tries to make money off of misconception
Julian Clark
Kill the guy and don't get caught. Don't tell me you will get caught. People get murdered every day and half of them they probably never find the killer. That's half of the ones they find out about.. kill him. And anyone associated to him in the KKK that knows about his interest in you. Make yourself unknown to them again. Think about your boy. Do you want to die and leave him alone in the world, or not have enough to feed him, because you have to keep paying money to these racists?
Do the right thing. It's not always the easy thing. Paying them is the easy thing.
Ryan Fisher
Well if they weren't able to find you, do you think theyd tell you that?
Jaxson Nelson
Yeah. Why would they lie?
Christopher Ward
I'll help you OP, I feel like you're being genuine and honest. I don't normally do this but going to wire you 100$, just give me your credit card info so I can use my BoA app to transfer money to it.
Sebastian Adams
I know you weren't impersonating me. But it's faster to clarify than to let idiots get confused. Also it annoys me when everyone suggests Walmart as a place to park, regard that as the uninformed opinion of someone barely aware of the lifestyle. Because Walmart is the place people think of first, it attracts the most attention and leads to regulation/bad impressions. In cities where it's illegal it will be enforced at Walmart first even if Walmart has no policy against it. Plus who wants to live at Walmart anyway? I'd rather park somewhere nice. If I have to go to a box store I sleep at any store other than Walmart.
In summation I think your advice is shit but I have no quarrel with you and wasn't initially intending to be argumentative.
Nathan Gomez
This story is definitely legitimate and not liberal fiction of how the evil white people have come out of the shadows in the light of the election to hurt innocent brown women and children.
Julian Cox
You're only telling people not to park at Walmart because you don't want to share the lot.
Lincoln White
Sooo... Is that a /thread?
Aaron Baker
>share the lot What the fuck like its a grazing area for the homeless or what?
Matthew Howard
cucks should fuck off
Grayson Barnes
Fucking call the police idiot.
Dylan Davis
KKK is not a gang. Have a buddy who is a grand wizard, though I will never join myself.
Jose Martinez
I love you, vanon
Evan Myers
Okay, my bad. Carry on.
Landon Foster
Why don't you just take pictures of them, broken windows, videos of him threatening you, buy a gun and kill them if they try. What are the police going to say then?
Gavin Rogers
Like there's only so much room for van's and you're ruining things for me.
Nicholas Ortiz
fuck off faggot
Brody Lewis
Sounds like a SJW false flag to me.
I'm sorry, but you lost. I know its hard for you to come to terms with it, but Trump is going to make this country great again.
Ayden Perry
This is fake as hell. The KKK hasn't done that kind of shit in decades.
Jace Lewis
...
Dylan James
AY BRO IM NORTH OF JACKSONVILLE Come through and lets crack a beer Im by Fernandina beach
James Jenkins
Most of the so called "racist" acts have been false flags by the fucking insane liberals.
You lost, get over it and stop making shit up. You're like a bunch of fucking children.
Carter Reed
whats updog?
Austin Lee
Omg the KKK. Go buy a gun. Go buy some pot off a black guy pay them like a hundred bucks to burn a cross on his yard let the race war handle itself
Benjamin Young
I'll give it too you but only if you agree to use the money to buy guns and weapons to kill them all with. I won't give money to the kkk but I'll give money to have them killed.