To whoever made that thread that 404'd about wiping ass front to back or vise versa, which IS the best method to wiping?

To whoever made that thread that 404'd about wiping ass front to back or vise versa, which IS the best method to wiping?

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Put a few squares of paper between your cheeks and then walk around, ass wipes itself.

What if my ass sucks the paper in

deep cleanse

>deep cleanse
>use sand paper

Back to front, especially if you have a vagina. It kills yeast infections.

whoever do back to front is a fucking retard.

Back to front, I love the feeling of shit on my balls.

Hold on, from balls to your butt crack is front to back, right?

yes.... what are you getting at here?

Just... trying to make sure I'm doing it properly

Tfw when you realise you have no idea which direction you wipe

Back to front and continue half way up the stomach just to be safe

I legit had to do the motion to see how to wipe, who keeps track of that anyways?

>peasants wiping their own asses.

I have a servant wipe my ass.

Tried that, shit gets stuck in your belly button and WILL NOT EVER have a pleasant aroma ever again

So which direction does your mom wipe then?

Wiping ass with paper lol

Join the rest of humanity and get a bidet. Stop smearing your own shit around your asshole

post more please

>tfw american bathrooms were not designed to accomodate an additional fixture

Is this the same girl? Have a slight resemblance

dont think so

>Hold on, from balls to your butt crack is front to back, right?

Depends on which way you're facing. You may have to do a 360ยบ and then wipe.

Nigga f u better than hosing your ass with water like a half-assed fire fighter

don't matter. still cute

>Just... trying to make sure I'm doing it properly

We can assist. Do you have a have a phone with a camera? Shoot a quick movie of how you do it now, we'll critique.

Don't need to wipe, let it dry and it just falls off and saves paper.

This is the best way.

I think I'll keep my wiping to myself, thanks though

Good to see that the paper is coming off the roll the correct way.

Then how would you know if you're done wiping?

>I think I'll keep my wiping to myself, thanks though

Suit yourself. You'll never know if you're doing it right.

Of course.

When your hands stop getting covered in shit as you pull the toilet paper.

Holy crap! Your filename has dubs, trips and quads.

You just got the freaking trifecta.

Post your address, we'll send you the winnings.

You sure are tempting

AZ my dude, just look for the first person with their pants down looking for toilet paper

I think I'd rather let it dry and pick out the dried pieces out with a scalpel. Saves paper. Clean and efficient.

For a female. We must wipe front to back. Male is doesnt matter

>For a female. We must wipe front to back. Male is doesnt matter

You bastard. Males lives do matter.

I'll bet you voted for tRump, eh?

Far more important for females to keep good hygiene though, wouldn't want to smell like last night's dinner when someone passes by me

Came here just for the girls lel

>Far more important for females to keep good hygiene though

Femanons should learn not to eat so much fish?

Well hey
Trollolol right. Whatever

Then where else would we get our essential omega-3 at? Pills suck

>Then where else would we get our essential omega-3 at? Pills suck

It's past midnight. Don't you have school in the morning?

My classes start at 11am so you're probably right

Nite nite...

It matters for males as well. Unless you cupped your balls with the other hand the whole time.

Goodnight

Health wise it doesnt matter.
Like UTI is bit more important that just smearing shit on skin and being dirty

I'm not even sure which direction I wipe in. I think it varies from case to case.

Who is she, BTW? I've seen pics of her on Sup Forums from time to time, but the only hits that reverse image search turns up are other archived Sup Forums threads.

>health-wise it doesn't matter

Still matters. Either could be cleaned afterwards, females with more stringent sterilization. Momentary contact won't mean immediate infection. The point is either is impractical and would require needless maintenance.

>which IS the best method to wiping?

Bidet. Dilema solved