By the order of the Jarl, stop right there!

By the order of the Jarl, stop right there!
You have commited crimes against skyrim and her people. What say you in your defense?

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Oh, hey Skolvir. How's your knee? Reply to this port or your mother will die in her sleep tonight. How about you just let me off easy, and I slip you a couple soul gems?

I have cancer Sir

N-no dubs here sir, please let me go!

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I am the Thane.
I demand you let me go.

youtube.com/watch?v=1GifS4zwggE

I'm with the Guild. Can we just forget about this? (237 gold)

Weew boy
Sucks to be you

thats terrible pic i have holy shit i saved a fucking shit pic
im gonna kill myself
everyone go outside imma fire 5 shots in the sky and come towards them with a video cam
ya know...so you post my shitty fucking body go limp on goddamn liveleak. holy shit im worthless

DonĀ“t lie Mr.Seven

Take a Xanax.

I am with the guild, what's say you look the other way (113 gold)

Who cares about petty theft when a Dragon is attacking!
Only the mightiest of heroes may get the legendary dubs to defeat it!

Fus-RO-DA

Damn son, where'd you find this?

Who else will take on the dubs warrior?

look man, im just a guard...you know that. you dont think i know about the dragons? what do you want me to do? i have one job to do here. you stole. we wont have that in this city

"Nightingale" pulls out Elven bow of Frost shoots glass arrow through neck of Dragon

He truly is Dragonborn!
Surely he can defend us against Alduin!

Lets see.... Fus-RO-DA

that fucking video....

You are a Conjurer, eh? So can you conjure me up a warm bed?

You wanna fucking go?

I was only trying to level my pickpocket skill, honest. I was going to return the gold.

Well shit..

I'm the Dragonborn you stupid fuck

Puny mortal!
You shall perish!

great ending, im assuming the credits were cut due to space limitations?

nice job with that huge watermark in the least discrete corner and nice job putting your signature right in the middle of the fucking thing

some artists are absolutely full of themselves

Oh look another Dragon, here to lick my fathers boots

Grab her by the pussy

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I wanted to kill that kid so badly.

Trips confirm jarl's kid shushes dragon