Tell me about Lana Sup Forums, why does she eat so much?

tell me about Lana Sup Forums, why does she eat so much?

did only her stomach go through puberty?

She's trying to embody the American spirit in all other aspects so why not this one?

is she trying to gain weight on her head so it doesn't look so small compared to the rest of her body?

she can't even put the fork down when kissing her boyfriend, he probably broke up with her because of her garlic breath.

a lil' dessert never hurts.

licky licky Lana.

maybe her lips are so big from all the grease that strafes them.

"uhm yes, i'm at the restaurent as usual drinking a Cola that's as big as my head"

a quick Milkshake on go.

*GULP*

I GOT THAT *burp* SUMMERTIME SADNESS

*CRUNCH* *CRACK* *CRNNNNNGGG*

kek

this is so autistic

shut up Lana

kek

Lana Del Rey is literally the best person in music of all time

Agreed but still lollin at this thread

LET ME KISS YOU IN POURING RAIN

"Now listen, if you kiss me one more time with your disgusting garlic breath i'm going to shove that fork so deep down your ass whoever managed to pull it out would be crowned king arthur"

My God I would love to go on a dinner date with her

would you also love how she would try to kiss you right after eating with food pieces still stuck between her teeth? I want to lick them out so and feed her more.

*blocks your path*