My dog shat. Trips decide what I do

My dog shat. Trips decide what I do.

eat em in a sandwich!

smear on nipples and post timestamped evidence.

this with two lumps

this with the other three

eat it

take him out for a walk, you irresponsible fuck.

Throw it away

Be a normal human being and just toss it out.

cook in microwave on high for ten minutes

eat

Put back up dogs ass

shove up nose and eat

go take a shit in his doghouse or in his bed, see how he likes it

soak in olive oil and then insert them up your ass, then shit them back out. post vid of entire process

pick it up and throw it away.

make a sandwich with it and give it to a homeless person

this site sucks cock

also you aint gonna do nothin

Clean it up you Fucking heathen.

Stick it up your ass, webm

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Put it up you're ass

Shove up ass

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Up the pooper with a Sharpie

shove it up ur ass

Heat them in the microwave until fragrant, then shove them all up your nose.

Yet here you are

Microwave them to bring them back to life, consume all warm turds. Post video of you enjoying treat after microwaving.

beak it in a cake and give it to a family member

poop

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Brush your teeth with it

Get it off the carpet. Now.

smear it on your dick a jerk off with it

Shove it up your arse.

Reroll

Push it into your urethra

cum on it

juggle them

Off by 7
>Crawl in a hole

EAT IT

give it a sniff

Wear as a facemask

eat it lol and post a video of it

Put em in the microwave for 10 minutes \b\astard

underrated post.
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Push that shit into your peenor

Rolllll

Off by one
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Stick it into your nostrols

Scoop on of the turds it out and throw it outside.

Shove it back up your dog's ass

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Cook some in a spoon like a junkie and shoot that shit up.

lmao do it

Try putting it back where it came from.

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shove in ass, crap it out on parents bed

give them to your neighbor and say that you have been stealing them from their spouse, that you are in fact a turd burglar. apologize and leave. record and post vid

Wut?

Lame

fill your ear holes

win

Fail get

Put them in front of your neighbor's door

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Smear across carpet with putty knife, remove clothing, and dive on poo-poo after getting a running start like a slip-n-slide.

Crush it up and insert it into your penis hole

Put the dog shit in your anus.

How? What does this mean?

Scoop it up and throw it outside?

Boil two pints of water in a saucepan, toss the turd in and let simmer for 10 minutes. Pour the liquid into the carpet.

wut is he saying? can someone translate from autist to american?

Off by ten you fucking retard

god hates us

Quad

record you eating it in a lettuce and mayo wrap with extra Mayo. like tons of it. then convert to webm and post here

Scoop one of the turds and throw it outside*
my bad

lol

Quads command it!

Whatever it means do it!

Put it back inside your dog's asshole

LMAO DAT QUAD
Put it inside a cup and add water

I say that gett is negated on the count it is incoherent bullshit

GUYS, THIS FAGGOT WONT DO THIS. LEAVE THIS THREAD.

Put in bag, Put bag in front of neighbor's door. Light bag on fire. Ring doorbell. Run

Agreed, it makes no sense.

We could keep going, though op won't deliver.

Bury poop in yard, put tiny cross over burial spot. Do this every time the dog poops from here on out. After a year of doing this, throw a BBQ party and invite your friends, let them behold your garden of tiny crosses. Never tell them why the crosses are there.

donate it to charity

This! Roll!

YOU HAD ONE GODDAMN JOB AND YOU BLEW IT!!!!

crush it up into a blunt. and smoke it.

you must eat it

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Just smush them into the carpet

are you fucking kidding. reroll

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Holdhi your dog down and shove the turds back into his ass then put him outside and make him shit out there. They gotta learn dude.

Leave it there. Don't touch it. Ever.

Rip out your eyeballs and replace them with the shit, then run around outside screaming "I AM THE CANINE TURD TERROR!"