I forgot my grenade

I forgot my grenade

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"What's a Geneva Convention?"

just put a sir at the end of whatever your saying

Can i join ISIS?

i work for a living private!

Does this go Pew-Pew?

Here's my red card

Is my thong showing?

I love musicals

Anyone seen my rifle?

Hello there kind sir.

Recruiter said it's optional.

but it was unloaded

Obama Owns Your Ass.

Don't ask, don't tell

Fuck you queer faggot

Fuck me, I'm gay

That you John Wayne

I do not consent

fuck you, uppity nigger.

Have a breath mint

You look cute today

I have white privilege!

Howdy there Mister Shrek

Not with that tone.....

You're admirably effeminate drill instructor

youtube.com/watch?v=pA8DdkM2Wqo

Do I have to?

If you ask nicely

Your flags on backwards.

Im not sucking dick.

Niggers can't be sergeants.

Im having difficulty understanding...

This is the only good one so far.

I voted for Hillary

its a jelly donut

?

Suck me dick, bitch.

my dad's a general

I am tired sarge

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Chopper gunner killstreak when?

lets agree to disagree

Fuck yea

knife hands are gay

I'll be captain america.

i dont do cardio

...

It's not THAT important

what a beautiful uvula

What kind of name is Soup

My Nods Are Broken

make love not war

Give you fifty what?

Your voice arouses me.

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> move lips without making sound

I JUST HAD IT

Grip, pull, fuck you

....something in your teeth
> points

Tell me about respawning, I figure I can learn everything else through trial and error.

Fuck off welfare queen.
>mfw BTFO a real life drill sargent as a teenager and it wasn't even hard
These guys are government cucks, only effective on even bigger government cucks.

I would laugh. And I'd wind up on latrine duty with your dumb ass.

I'm on a profile.

When the next update?

Wake me at Nine

i'm from Texas sir

Nigger, please fuck off

I have Crippling Depression.

Are you fucking gay?

stupidsergeantssaywhat

I wanna fuck you

where's my stress card.

Semper fi, Drill Sergeant!

how do i quickscope?

when youre actually in the military

we are equal here

I voted for Hillary

in response to the sergeant asking
>Why did you join the army?
>Fuck third world kids!

"Jet fuel; steel beams."

you need a mint.

What is your PSN?

Fuck you, drill sergeant.

I can't do it

in call of duty...

what if you just called him a nigger though,i bet that would piss the drill sargent in OP's picture in less then 4 words

that probably would do it

Ifunny has good memes.

>how to spot an anti military liberal

>he calls them welfare queens

they are just doing the job you were to pussy to do

you can't make me

not gonna do it

when is lunch time?

entry level separation please

hitler was pretty ok

You mean they're doing the job I was too clever to do. Had I joined when I was 18, it would have been for the Iraq war. How justified was that war, fagface. Exactly, KYS.

You're in my bubble.

underrated

I
Love
You
Sarg

My MOS is 18X

Nice hat, Calamity Jane.

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You're not my waifu

i lost the game

"my footbox is unlocked"