Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

Previous: Shitposters are actually claiming edition

Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

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Thanks

Abandon thread..

the great triggering begins

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Kurome Claimed.

vocaroo.com/i/s0ztCA4bxNrQ
Avatarfags get out of my thread


seeing people pass around '

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I doubt it. I hope you find someone nice.

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Ubishit still isn't doing their job and they've known about it for two hours. Brilliant. They're "Investigating."

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MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY I FINALLY HAVE ENOUGH GOOD BOY POINTS TO TAKE MY BODY PILLOW OVERSEAS!

youtube.com/watch?v=PdU7-U9zlaU

Shit poster here claiming the blonde

>Just a little bit taller.
Consider that she is probably still in development.

Answers to what?

go to Sup Forums or /jp/ if you want anime fags to talk to you stupid fuck

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Ill delete mine then.
Im fine. Cooking for family tonight because I had a day off. Just something with what we have at home. Fancy will be more tomorrow night as its my neices birthday. We had the party yesterday. We saw a snek.

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Good.

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MOMMY MOMMY CAN I USE YOUR CREDIT CARD TO TAKE MY WAIFU PILLOW OVERSEAS?

Prepare for rape

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Claimu!
Oh yeah, how was your thanksgiving? i don't think i asked.
Greetings, Konata!

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Yea, I believe that is the episode.
It got to the point that I couldn't watch the opening of the second half of season 2 because I would get this flood of emotion of joy and realization that this beautiful thing that I had watched was coming to a close.

Come on Tali, its Yui's Birthday, I value her more than I do my sexual urges. Later though.

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OH BOY HERE COMES THE TEARS

HAPPY BIRTHDAY YUI

I don't know, I don't see a lot of people talking about anime.

>they dont shitpost if its their thread
This degenerate beta

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I don't deserve anyone nice. I am an assassin.

MOMMY PLEASEEEEEEE LET ME TAKE MY BODY PILLOW OVERSEAS!!!!!!!

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best girl claimed!

Mr. Spiderman?

Tear down this thread.

Just your friendly neighborhood shrine maiden.

Ur waifu is shit
Only spidey is good

Claimed

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Hello everyone
>no life
>Juvia claimed
No, i-i won't give in to your sick demands
>and no I'm not STOP
Even your hugs are too cute
>I'm not sure if i can handle how cute you are

you went to the wrong boards then
Sup Forums is specifically for anime and /jp/ is specifically for otaku culture

Why does everyone seem to forget that they're not the waifu they claim?

From those tarot threads? What are you doing here?

greetings! ^-^

how are you tonight?
it's just a youtube link :o

image.jpg-kun.
Please take me to NYC
S-senpai uguu~

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MOMMY MOMMY I HAVE ENOUGH GOOD BOY POINTS TO TAKE MY WAIFU PILLOW OVERSEAS!!!!

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But I am an assassin!

yeah you did i think. 5th of jager gone by me remember.
>but she wants it even more than you on her birthday
this is girls 101 dude
then i cannot stop
>god's blessing to men

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I believe YOU guys are the waifus you claim ^-^

I know Im not Rory. For one I can drive a car.

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CLAIMED

WAIFU FAGGOTS KUN SAMA, TALK MORE ABOUT YOUR NONEXISTENT UTOPIAS!

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shits and giggles mostly

youtube.com/watch?v=oHC1230OpOg

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I come by sometimes to see what's up. I don't usually talk though, I don't feel like I belong here really.

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I'm saying that no one in these threads conforms to those specific topics, for the most part at least, so by that logic, we shouldn't go there

MOMMY PLEAAAAASSSEEEEE GIVE ME YOUR CREDIT CARD SO I CAN TAKE MY SEMEN BLASTED BODY PILLOW TO JAPAN!!!! IM GONNA KILL MYSELF IF YOU SAY NO!

why did you reply to me? :o
guess that makes me rory

Nui's married to me, actually.

And I'm the right one!

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That's because you don't, fuck off Touhou fag.

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EVERY FUCKING TIME
WITH THE SAME DAMN PIC I WANT MAI DAMMIT

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No please.

wondergirl

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Isn't Reimu your waifu? Claim her and talk about her.

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MOMMY IM GONNA KILL MYSELF IF YOU DONT LET ME TAKE MY CARTOON WIFE OVERSEAS!!!!!

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correct me if I'm wrong but we have tried being on both Sup Forums and /jp/ before right? only to be deleted/banned for not conforming to some rule there.

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Which Asuka would you be, the one i used to speak to?
Nice to see you!

What are you doing?

I'm fine, just doing the usual and listening to music.
I guess i forgot, sorry about that.
That's certainly nonsense!

And i doubt that, i'm not wrong very often.

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>Having that many
The fuck nigga you some kinda heretic?

MOMMY MOMMY PLEASE GIVE ME THE MONEY TO TAKE MY FUCK PILLOW OVERSEAS OR IM GONNA KILL MYSELF!!!!!

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ive seen waifu claim threads on both boards that didnt go deleted

I love how hes changed tactics twice now. All because I buttblasted him with his douchehole ideas about his girlfriend and the fact that he still comes back. Every day. Same time.

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No, y'all weren't banned but people on those boards even thought you were fucking faggots and told you to leave, you're all so socially retarded you can't take the hint that this is fraught autistic cringe

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