God gives you his powers to do his job for a month with two conditions:
1. You can't tell a sole you have God's powers
2. You can't interfere with free will
What do?
God gives you his powers to do his job for a month with two conditions:
Austin Allen
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Liam Myers
>What do?
Answer is obvious, kill all niggers
Matthew Gonzalez
listen to the prayers and randomly do the opposite or corruption of the prayer
Gabriel Smith
Create the perfect gf qt3.14 to marry me
Hunter Hall
>1. You can't tell a sole you have God's powers
Jonathan Powell
Uh oh
James Gonzalez
Increase the bra size and ass size of every living women by factor 1.75
Carter Edwards
Kill jews niggers spics indians and muslims. Obviously
Robert Barnes
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Ian Howard
Can I kill the original God?
Jose Roberts
>Implying God isn't already dead
Chase Ortiz
Push the earth into the sun, killing every race of human equally.
Kayden Price
>>not knowing what that quote means
Henry Price
Randomly change the race and gender of every person on the planet and then proceed to enjoy the chaos.
Juan Baker
Good choice
Easton Perez
He's obviously not if he just gave me his powers for a month.
Ryder Wood
>tell to dead souls
Jacob Martin
>a sole
Learn english
Justin Bailey
Xavier Fisher
Can I be a cute Asian girl, plz?
Liam Robinson
she ends up despising you for creating her just to marry you, and ends up marrying chad instead
you can't do shit about it because you can't interfere with her free will
Jaxon Garcia
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Elijah Hughes
You're creating something from scratch, just don't give it free will in the first place.
Sebastian Green
gee, thanks god
Michael Torres
Destroy technology and bring back the dinosaurs, and make the Flintstones a reality.
Justin Flores
Either revoke God's powers, becoming the only God or
Create a ring that is undetectable by God that grants me God's powers at all times. God BTFO
Matthew Sullivan
a sole
srsly
Dylan Martin
kys
Chase Garcia
>cant tell a sole
Levi Mitchell
What the fuck man? That's obviously a trout.
Cooper Gutierrez
Create myself a giant superadvanced spaceship and gtfo.
I'm not doing God's job for him, I'll create my own world somewhere else.
Nolan Bennett
>Africa is first to go
>just all humans, the animals I'll double in population, maybe triple them.
> then India cause they have too many people
> China I'd do a clean sweep and get rid of their pollution, give them s chance to start over
> Mexico is fuck by killing all cocain plants with blithe, watch those drug dealers have to start selling limes and coffee
>Hillary I'll give her hardcore dementia so she starts spewing do much crazy shit that the dems and limbs regret ever supporting her
Aiden Thomas
>use my sway over fate and chance to create a highly improbable concentration of virtual particle pairs
>ensure, as is just as improbable, that all the matter particles arrange into food items, and all the antiparticles are launched into the ground to obliterate a chunk of it
>earth loses no mass, some of its mass has simply been "magically" transferred to food
>end world hunger
>conservation of mass ensures the sum of human byproducts and increased human mass will keep the planet safely in orbit just as well as the missing section of ground would have done