What's your after fap ritual?
What's your after fap ritual?
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Clean up and continue on with my day
Rub it on my stomach
Roll over and go to sleep.
sleep
I got a playlist specially for this. Put on best headphones, smoke, nod out.
>unlube my cock
>balls in the sink
>spoke to my sister
>listen to my finnish
I tried googling this question and all that came up was religious sites against fapping...I think it was cuz I used the word ritual...but I don't know wtf other word to use. I'm not a fucking thesaurus.
I normally read the post arguing about how the girl i just fapped to looks like a "piece of shit fukboi" cause she has short hair, or aomething similar. Then i reply with enough sarcasm to make a liberal cry 4 times their body weight amd beg for a Safe Spot the size of Ohio, then drink some fruit punch, sacrifice a few small animals to the unborn incest child of Muhammad and Satan, then sleep.
more productive than my day
You know what they say: 6 faps a day keeps the whimpy forearms away.
And i do this after every fap. Its a wonder i even have time to breathe
welp! not gonna bother with reading the other replies /thread
I usually fap before working out
going to work
Cry.
This made me remember this girl when I was in high school she would fap in the morning before school and clearly didn't wash her hands. They always smelt like fucked up vag.
Listen to music
I love to pop my back after an orgasm. I do it everytime. I get finished, then pop my back and stretch and then lay down.
>take a piece of toilet paper
>roll it up into cylinder so it looks like a joint
>touch the jizz that is hanging out of dick with center of this cylinder
>roll cylinder
>jizz attached to it
>reel jizz out and onto tp
>acts as a spool
>get several layers of jizz onto my tp spool
>sometime touch it
listen to music while on Sup Forums
stretch, wipe sweat, listen to music.