Sup Forums i bought a fleshlight and the hole is really fucking small
what do?
Sup Forums i bought a fleshlight and the hole is really fucking small
Isaac Powell
Josiah Flores
Foreplay usually helps
Eli Lopez
brilliant
Jeremiah Jackson
Put your really fucking small dick in it
Christopher Lee
lube up and fuck it
Angel Ross
The same thing you do with a real woman my brother
Make your own hole
Jacob Hernandez
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Chase Cooper
Im sure this will end up on reddit. Include me in the screen cap
Kayden Evans
stick your dick in it and dont worry yourself with all that extra room
Asher Thompson
hold it up to cover the sun during the next solar eclipse and you can watch the progression with your own eyes.
Oliver Robinson
Are you really so goddamned autistic that you actually need fucking instructions on how to fucking jerk off with a fleshlight?
lube your dick up and cram it in the hole, it'll fucking fit.
Wyatt Jackson
smoke out of it
Isaac Foster
KEK
Jaxon Rodriguez
Are you sure you didn't get a flashlight that's supposed to look like a fleshlight, but they forgot to put the bulb in?
Nolan Rogers
Did you happen to order from the middle eastern fleshlight site? They only sell 10 yr old virgin models
Hudson Wilson
the problem here is youre seeing this as an issue and not a challenge
Kevin Lewis
op here, are you threatning me
Jason Turner
Savage.
Brayden King
what's the challenge in sticking a 3 millimeter peter in 5 millimeter hole?
Jayden Evans
This thread is cancer incarnate. Gore dump incoming.
Jackson Campbell
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Brody Price
Force it In.
Henry Smith
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Connor Powell
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Nicholas Bennett
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Gavin Fisher
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Elijah Murphy
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Jacob Bailey
What's the story on that one?
Julian Allen
It's for asians.
Owen Ramirez
Buy a better one
Henry Hall
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Landon Barnes
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Zachary Turner
she dead
Christopher Ross
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Caleb Fisher
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Sebastian Jackson
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Jason Myers
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Oliver Evans
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Luke Foster
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Cooper Jones
this
Gabriel Long
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Oliver Baker
who's this semen demon?
Evan Jackson
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Nicholas Rodriguez
woah look at that skeleton boner
Jackson Taylor
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Owen Martin
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Evan Reyes
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Logan Diaz
Go to /csg/ and ask for a real answer
Dominic Campbell
get a smaller dick OP
Jeremiah Myers
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Tyler Garcia
too soon faggot
Christopher Jones
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Juan Foster
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Jordan Wilson
Jesus christ. What the fuck even is this?
Contributing...
Joseph Thomas
To soon
Chase Hernandez
damn, she looks wiped out
Liam Wood
what are you complaining for, is it still too big to give you any friction you needle dick?
NEEDLE DICK
NEEDLE DICK
WATER SUCKS GATORADE IS BETTER
Connor Collins
I appreciate that reference
Xavier Harris
That's how it should be
Lube up fam
William Hall
he got the muslim version of 6 year old aisha
Josiah Kelly
how do people not feel bad looking at gore? i always feel really sry for the ppl that died/dying
Eli Brooks
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! YOUR DICK IS TOO BIG!!!!! LOLOLOLOL
John Clark
Put me in the screen cap
Eli Turner
Break it with your dick... like a virgin.
Jordan Mitchell
Really cool pic tbh
Benjamin Carter
well that's a top 10 for most disgusting things I've seen on here.
Ayden Price
put me in the screencap
Bentley Walker
Umm....story?
Chase Rogers
Kek
Kevin Taylor
Too. Soon.
Connor Evans
If dubs op must fuck it without lube
Andrew Evans
light up a cigarette and fit it in the hole.
Adam Foster
quick reroll
Austin Allen
Holy shit
Kevin Myers
jam it in
Nathaniel Howard
Gotem
Leo Kelly
shouldnt of ordered the hymen addition
Dylan Cooper
Contributing gore
Juan Gutierrez
Kek
Connor Adams
have you considered cutting your dick in half lengthwise? you'd have two dicks and one of them might fit!
Mason Reed
clownin!
Ethan Morales
Where's the damn gore
Landon Hall
eww I remember that
Nathan Butler
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Dylan Lee
Happy?
Tyler Gonzalez
Enjoy it?
Joshua Morris
put your dick in soft then let it swell up
Colton Allen
HEY Sup Forums i'M A FUCKING NORMIE AND I THINK I AM A FULLY AWARE CONSUMER BUT IN REALITY JUST WASTED MY MONEY AND AM AN ABSOLUTE IDIOT
Robert Fisher
She survived.
Ryan Lee
Okay...but what the fuck happened to her!?
Austin Phillips
The Vaginal opening changes during a woman's life. After losing her hymen from physical activity or masturbation or early sex, it begins to change over the years from aging or sex it childbirth.
You need to take your fleshlight's virginity- gently with patience at first but insistently. You Did purchase her and she belongs to you. Don't be afraid to hurt her, she'll hurt a little but it's very likely she can take the small amount of pain and will be gratefully learning to hump as you fuck her once her animal instincts take over and she'll match your thrusts with pleasure and bring you both to a shuddering first orgasm together.
Don't think for Once that sex causes outie pussies and that innie pussies are better in any way other than aesthetic. I admire my wife's innie and still enjoyed fucking her best friends outie pussy. It's all good.
Be sure to get her ready and make sure she's thoroughly wet and ready for sex before simply plowing into her. She's not some INFIBULATED bride that you have to cut open with a knife on your wedding night. Although if you Are an impatient savage you migh use a knife to cut 6 to 12 radial cuts about 8mm (5/16") into the edges of her hole to accommodate the tip of your cockhead. Anything more than that and she will break down prematurely and you'll regret having a fleshlight girlfriend with the pussy of an Octogenarian.
Gabriel Torres
she almost died
Michael Miller
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Jonathan White
Jesus dude.
Charles Ward
that's gay dude
Nolan Gomez
lost
Cameron Cook
I see you got the ages 2-4 model.
Isaiah Thomas
I dont get it
Jordan Smith
Lost.
Dylan Hughes
VIRGIN PUSSYYYYY