/got/ eternal general

Mad Queen edition

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Someone please put Allahu Akbar sounds over this

ascend holy fire man

ascend

>be in war
>send away your 1-up machine

Literally what

Any WEBM requests?

>If your god commands you to burn children, your god is evil!
>He brought Jon Snow back!

Reminder that "Azor" Jon is a warrior of Satan

we R+L=J now

Haters gonna go full-blown Stannis 2.0 on us and find ridiculous reasons to deny it because it wasn't shoved in their face.

Welp, i finally give up on this shitty show, i couldnt get past the second season. Why do you guys like this?

First for SHOW ME THE BODY

Hound and Shame lady

I guess we could say Walder Frey got the blue waffle.

Who's gonna be the more delusion:

Nataliefags shouting SHOW ME THE BODY
or
butthurt N+L=Jfags that will deny the obvious?

What said.

Lay a nasheed on top of the wildfire explosion and destruction

>N+L=J
now that sounds interesting
but yeah, Ned did love her a little too much

So I dropped this last season but keep seeing you guys posting Stannis images. Did anything happen or are you just refusing to let go?

put
>implying
all over the wildfire

The best queen in GOT.


JONED when?

The Good:
>Frey Pie (even if it was handled awkwardly)
>Cersei going Half Aerys
>The shot of the library

The Bad:
>More teleporting, or just bad time passage
>Sansa apparently is butthurt that Jon is King even though it makes more sense in literally every fucking way

The Ugly:
>Asha/Yara

if she comes back, I'm done. Shit character. Shit actress. Shit storyline. Cersei is the queen now, let's fucking move on and not retread old ground.

The most beautiful woman in all of Westeros, a war was started over her.

>rhaegar and robert started this whole thing...
>...for this

Stannis is still alive right?

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How was it, lads?

North = Sansa (by proxy)
Iron Islands = Yara
Dorne = Sand Snakes
Westerlands = Cersei
King's Landing = Cersei
Reach = Olenna
Westeros = Dany

LOOKS LIKE FEMALE POWER IS BACK ON THE MENU, BOYS!

>a war was fought over an ugly bitch with a lazy eye

>the guy kills himself
>because of a two episode story arc
>that had about ten minutes of screentime combined
wew lad

stannis is the king in the north now

On the one hand I'm glad the high sparrow and Lancel died. Disappointed that Kevan, Mace and Marg all died in the sept as well.

>glow

Please Explain.

W H I T E
O
L
F

All i could think of while watching this scene was Mountain Dewsplosion

Daily reminder next season is the last season

Daily reminder 1 week from now /got/ will be auto-deleted by mods

haha yus queen SLAY

When the wildfire blows up, theres a voice that can be heard, it sounds something like a snake.
Can someone ISO it, and try to figure out what it said? Might be the lord of the light saying something.

Her actor's almost 40.

Dany is supposed to be 16 in the books.

Wouldn't you kill yourself if your 10/10 wife just got blown the fuck out?

Here's your Lyanna fellas :-DD

Hope it didn't ruin your 20 years long expectations

>Yfw Jamie is going to end up stabbing Cersei in the back and standing idle while Daeny climbs the throne
>Yfw Jaimie is going to be Daeny's Queen's Guard

don't reply showfag, I don't want to talk to you

She wasn't butthurt at all until she caught that glance from LF. She clearly isn't the mastermind that Sansa autists wish she was

Jon Snow is a horrible military commander as he has shown in E9

Is he going to be Robb stark v2?

Jaime is Azor Ahai
His golden hand is Lightbringer, tempered in the blood of a lion

I'd kill my mother first, then think about stuff

One of the better episodes this season.

Truth be told, this whole season kinda blended together in a mishmash.

The best part is still, by far, The Hound.

I am sad there were no Hound scenes this episode (unless I am just delirious with it being 4 AM)

The Hound > Sir Davos > Basically everyone else > Danerys

She's not even 30 you idiot.

R didn't want her for her bad pussy, he wanted to create Azor Ahai, stark and targ blood united

Turkfu will always be Lyanna to me

> Dothraki don't wear armor,

True.

> have shit horses compared to Westeros,

Nonsense, while smaller then the heavy Clydesdale-type horses used by Westorosi knights, (who also use lighter horses) Dothraki horses would be faster, hardier and more nimble and require less “up-keep”.

> their weapons can't even penetrate basic plate,

Again, nonsense. The Dothraki are horse archers and their primary weapon is a composite bow (or dragon bone bow if they can get it, like Carl Drogo’s bow) akin to the Eurasian or steppe composite bow of the Mongols, which was on par with the European longbow in power and quite capable of penetrating armor.

> and they have no archers.

Except their society is based on horse archers, a combination of Mongol and American Plains Indian cultures.

those teeth

> Varys is a closet tranny,and he becomes Queen/king through sheer D&D magic
It will happen

If he listens to Davos he'll be alright

Varys Helps danerys the heir-ys to Aerys because he's also a Targaryen-ys

that shit came right outta nowhere

Shouldn't that fire have kept spreading and burned down KL? That was more wildfire than Tyrion used to wreck Stannis fleet

anti-mannis b8 is just the worst, but here's a (you) from the one true king anyway

>Jon and Sansa talking in episode 10
>when the camera switches to Sansa, the snow is falling lightly and sparsely
>when the camera switches to Jon, the snow's falling like a blizzard
What does it mean?

>Lancel makes a heroic last crawl
>instead of immediately extinguishing or removing the candles he just looks at them for a while
>fade to green

would be a 10/10 if not Arya and teleporting Varys

Don't talk to me or my sisters son ever again

So how do you write a satisfying ending where the Night King reigns supreme over all the others?

I also call bullshit.

Wildfire can't melt steel beams.

>ned I need you to tell rhaegar if he can't handle me at my worst then he doesn't deserve me at my best
>promise me, ned

>All those deaths were for this frumpy bitch

Anyone got a link to the violin solo played during the "trial" at the high sept?

Can't seem to find any names or sources anywhere.

That's all well and good but it's winter so a lot of the dorhraki are gonna freeze to death in the snow

No body = no death

That's a golden rule in GoT

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Basically fucking confirms that Sansa will backstab jon snow

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Basically fucking confirms that Sansa will backstab jon snow

That was pretty fucking awesome.

How did you guys figure Arya would bake freys? I remember Manderly was doing something like this in Winterfell.

>it's a brunette Dany
So glad I dropped this

>Again, nonsense

It's literally spelled out in the first season that Westerosi armor is too much for Dothraki weapons; that's how Jorah kills one of Drogo's bloodriders

Season 7:
>Yara the strong independent lesbian kills Euron
>Sansa the strong independent womyn becomes ruler of winterfell
>Arya the strong independent womyn assasin kills every bad men
>Cercei the strong independent mad womyn becomes an undefeated queen defeating all his male enemis and is only defeated by Danny, the strongest and most independent womyn in the world,with the help of the strong independent old lady Ollenna and the strong independent sand snakes.
>Danny becomes a lesbian and the pirate dyke becomes his strong independent girlfriend
D&D's fanfic is predictable as fuck

It's all well and good

But how the fuck did Sandor live?

Was there a fucking maester behind that rock? I don't think Al Swearengen would've been able to heal him.

oh fuck im watching that scene right now kek

So what the hell happens if Bran reaches Winterfell? Is Jon still the KotN? Also

King of Winter>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>KotN

RANK THE EPISODES THIS SEASON
7>9>10>2>5>6>3>4>8>1

You need to watch it again, friend.
When lady mormont was giving the speech, Sansa was thrilled. As soon as she proclaimed Jon the king, you can clearly see her shit eating grin completely wipe from her face. She then starts crying, but tries to hide it.

Is Sup Forums really this autistic that they can't pick up on facial cues?

I'm actually pretty happy for Cercei to be Queen. I much prefer my rulers cruel, ruthless and tyrannical, I liked Joffery a lot and want to see the kind of kingdoms they would foster, I hope she doesn't go full retard and get burned alive by Dragonfire because she won't bend the knee.

kek

don't doubt the good pussy man

>mfw R+L=J is not confirmed

stay strong hoe

Neither the European Longbow/steppe composite bow can effectively penetrate armor. It literally happens 1 in a 100 times and then autists like yourself take that to the internet and make ridiculous accusations. And don't even fucking bring up Agnicourt because the archers didn't kill the plated knights by piercing their armor, they killed the horses and then slaughtered the tired knights in hand-to-hand when they finally got through the mud.

If she can be sent away, the Lord of Light allowed her to be sent away. Which means he does not need her to revive him again.

How did Varys teleport back to Daenerys from the snoks place?
And why was all of Dorne ok with some bastard whore taking the throne?
That Sansa part is just grasping straws

>Was there a fucking maester behind that rock?
Why is The Hound so based?

Why can't he and Bronn team up?

worst part of the episode, arya parts suck fucking dick

Also...I really hope everybody recognises just how much they ruined Daario's character.

He has basically been a waste of space thus far. Dany's bootycall. Nothing particularly interesting about him.

Dany says she didn't feel anything saying goodbye to him, but that means nothing to the audience because it's never looked like you were particularly interested in him from the beginning.

FAIL. Just a FAIL in character development and another FAIL from Davey and Dung.

>That's all well and good but it's winter so a lot of the dorhraki are gonna freeze to death in the snow

It snows in Essos also, particularly on the vast plains in the central part of the continent and being a hardy barbarian people, they'd have an easier time in the winter then the southern Westerosi people.

Why didn't jon just have smelly meli killed? What twist are this hack frauds cooking up? That shit didn't make any sense.

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>D&D's fanfic

you mean GRRM's plan since the begining? Everybody knows he's some kind of feminist

His wife, who he loves, is dead
He's also realising his mother is fucking insane and he simply wants no part in it

>Sir Davos

Sigh.

Go away, please.

tl;dr

Jon is too stupid to see whats brewing under his nose, but Sansa will most likely not outright backstab him.

>lancel can't hop on one leg for some reason
>lancel doesn't extinguish the flames
>lance doesn't roll around in wildfire to stop the flames
>lancel doesn't see a hidden candle that ignites his wildfire greased robes
>lancel doesn't become the match that ignites the cache

9 > POWER GAP > 10 > POWER GAP > EVERYTHING ELSE

I really don't see Stormcrows at the head of several huge cities.
I mean they're just a group of mercenaries.

...

>crooked face
>weird tits
>10/10

azor dany

>Implying a fucking white male could possibly lead with the strength and elegance of a woman who basically knows nothing of the world outside of dresses, lemon cakes, and misery.