Angel Olsen, The Milkwoman

General discussion about the rising, Ashville-based starlet Angel Olsen

I'm on day 6 nofap and that webm won't stop me

have fun with prostate cancer

wrapping up day 7 for me. Petition to turn this to a nofap thread?

yeah we can do that

I was going to try no fap for some days. I'm just gonna forget about it now.

I WANT MILK MOMMY

it's not worth it

Pshh if I can overcome Sky I can overcome anything

MAYBE
I
CAN
TRY

for real its not lol. I basically just feel like shit and super horny. I screamed at my professor today and I'd never do something like that.

Story time.

>wanting to resist sky

You know what they say, easy peasy lemon squeezy.

what the fuck does that mean

user, doing this is unfair. I can't help it. But I'm trying.

okay i'll kill your urges

Well... you really did a pretty good job.

low test detected

Angel is watching you masturbate
I wish she would stick to slow, melancholic songs. Those are her best. I don't care for her more poppy stuff.

It's a mantra of willpower how could you POSSIBLY understand

Alright I never write these so its gonna be shitty

>be me sitting in physics waiting for prof to arrive
>shes an annoying cunt that doesn't like answering questions
>haven't rubbed one out for a week so I'm not about to take her shit or anyone else's
>She comes in fuming about me having an assignment a week late
>sweat drips down forehead
>maybe I should just punch her in the face and get it over with
>rest of class starts reprimanding me with prof about my incompetence
>autismo meter through the fucking roof
>get up and football spike my pen
>call prof a fucking idiot and tell the class they fucking suck
>storm out of room in a fit of horny anger
>left my hat in the room
>I want that hat back

>ashville
plz

Ok, you made a good job at stopping me with that Grimes pic.
But just fuck it, Sky is too much, I'll come back later guys.

Nofapping for lent. Hopefully this habit continues forever.

that performance is goat

muh chicago

was worried about the spelling
glad she identifies wit NC

yeah sure lol

Get ur prepubescent boy out of this Angel thread

Unpopular opinion
Sky would be a better fuck than Angel

Your opinion is right, user.

Please elaborate, with detail

Sky seems like a really passionate person and if you made her your gf she would be very involved with the relationship so the sex would be crazy and loving and all that, Angel as we know, has an absolutely SMOKING body, and she knows it so she wouldn't have to do any work, that's what bombshell chicks are like.

Interesting theory desu

Makes sense to me.

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Is your professor hot?

Eh a decent 6.5/10. Shes divorced too.

Give her a dickening.

qt

i like angel more but they are both pretty hot

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Made eye contact at her show during Shut Up Kiss Me, was magical

how hard were you

>that sky
SHES SO TRASHY I WANT TO FUCK HER IN TO DECENCY

sky is pure :3

she has a booty too!

damn she THICC

Is it weird to have a crush on pretty much every female singer ever?

Why are singers so god damn cute and why is music so god damn romantic as a concept.

you're just a cuck

yeah because most of them are ugly

How does that make sense at-fucking-all in this context?
nope.
I would do all the things : 3

yup. fucking virgin.

but you know who I am and how I'm not a virgin at all.

I am like... all kinds of not a virgin. I'm straight up degenerate.

Not weird at all. I feel like I'm falling in love every time I see a female musician live. It's just particularly attractive to us

I have always dreamed about being with a girl that was a singer. Sitting at my cintiq painting while she was writing and practicing her new songs. I would be swooning all the time.

I probably listen to more music than anyone else in the world. From the moment I wake up to when I go to bed I have music playing.