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/nzg/ New Zealand General

Why are IDs even gone?

gib de nud pls

Dunner reporting,

What you people have for dinner?

whats dinner

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maccas meet up at 11pm?

Buy this for a jew

I have no photos

that's a nice looking dildo

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would knock all of those hoes out.

two on the right are sisters

ayy lmao, this nigga with the milk chocolate tan.

what an idiot.

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you know what's gay about this photo.
this faggot probably fucked the dude in black later that night.
gay as fuck yo.

that's her bf

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molly_noone

Too many niggers.

/tron/ pls

second.

who /asiangrillfriend/ here? need advice

I got asian gril, go ahead

What kind of asian first of all? A good asian or a nigger asian?

I once banged a singaporean trap, pm same thing right?

Not even close. First of all that's a nigger asian. 2nd of all that's not a woman. 3rd of all you didn't date her.

wtf is a nigger asian?

Thai,Cambo, S.E.A im assuming

jap, shes not nigger asian m8

Hmm, culture is too different from Chinese.

bro im chinese

OK I need to know about Chinese women. What do they expect on a date? When to kiss? When to penetrate?

Also she is FOB Chinese. Good English but poor grammar. Not kiwified yet.

im not chinese, you're autistic

just go with the fucken flow man

Ok Chinese here too. If they are FOB. How FOB on a scale from 1 to 10 on intergrating and knowing the kiwi experience. Or she only here to study. Also, does she come from a rich background?

>Christchurch

Rich enough to come to New Zealand to study. Been here for 8 months. Has known English for 15 years but only had a chance to use it recently. We can communicate well, but she misses out prepositions sometimes and messes up adjectives etc. "I want eat burrito" for example.

>TFW you look tryhard because no one else brought a sword.

They are a limited window of meeting kiwi people before they find a group of Asian people from the same economic status and stick with them the whole time. I'm going to assume you are in Auckland, take her out for a picnic, just the two of you. Somewhere with little amount of people. She won't be used to being so quiet. She will love it. That is my go to date idea. Works on white people as well.

go away to many fucking asians and shit in my fucking town fuck off

I like this idea. Surprised to get actual advice. She likes the outdoors, and summer is the perfect time. I know just the place.

There are normal people that lurk here too. Well take one give one, I'm dating a white girl so we cool. Want anymore date ideas?

Heyo does someone want to kiss me tenderly in the ass yet?

are you dude?

I think that's a good start. I have some ideas for later dates, it's just the first date that I want to get right.

I have dated a half chinese before, her dad was fob but she was born here. I have a basic understanding of the culture. Some fruit. Some Moscato. Nothing fattening.

I am done with white girls for now so you're welcome to them. White people are psycho.

yes :(
but i can suck like girl.

I wouldn't suck ass even if you were a chick.
Nasty ass hoe, media got you fucked up about eating booty.

Oh, I only want someone who can suck like a guy. Sorry man, good luck.

>half chinese before, her dad was fob

A white chick married a fob chinese dude?

All the best. Asian girls are the worst. Dated a Korean and wow are they materialistic. Also, respect her parents man, talk yourself up.

was joke. don be mad.

How are you on to day?

the best combination

Somewhat related, I bought a cock ring today.

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guys suck better.
gtfo bitch

She seems the opposite. She got confused when I said I got my son several presents for Christmas instead of just one. I had to explain a moment of white culture to her there.

I know parental respect is massive, and I have put this forward so far. I have also expressed how hard I work, how good I am at my job etc.

Do it then brah. Make it happen.

Does it work well on you?

Gonna test it out soonish.

Oh shit. No Man's Sky has updated. Time to see the keks in Sup Forums.

>son

How old are you?

Also, is she the only child?

Well can i practice on you until i'm at guy tier?

Got it for a particular reason?

dating a gril to impress her parents.
you doing it wrong nigga.

FUCK AROUND AND GOT A TRIPLE DOUBLE.

32. She is 29, has a daughter.

I'm not doing it to impress her parents. I am showing her that I respect her parents though.

you setting yourself up for a sad time my lad.
a sad time indeed.

Had had a girl put a hairtie around it when we fucked one time and it felt amazing so figured why not.

Why is that? It's fucking hard finding a good woman as a single father.

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Where's your son's mother?

there has to be more of this..

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Busy raping my bank account wages. Why?

Does that say IDbro? kek

hot

Who's got custody of the kid. It never occurred to me dating as a single father. In the eyes of the public surely it looks better to be a single dad. Shows you're a provider

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bitch loves id bro

She is, I work full time. I get him weekends. The amount of times I have been told "Sorry I don't want to date anyone with kids" is depressing.

Wow how have I not seen these

WTF? Quercy OC? Been too long dude.

there's over 220 pics out there + a few webms

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They're been posted basically every thread, so my guess is you haven't been here in months or you're new.

Really. Man, I hope the very best for you. I'm off now. Peace.

>mfw I've had idbro cock

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Any Wellington people out there want to meet up,

sure pal

you a liar

worlds biggest and stinkiest ham sandwich

What's it like to have sex with a God?

maybe me, who is this

walking dead got all fucked up with all this female shit.
fuck outta here nigga.
these bitches ain't going to survive out in the wild.

I wonder if he died.

so any aucklanders who want to meet up cuddle and watch tv?

grill?

No because you're not a woman. You're never a woman.

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