Self Defense: Need ideas please. Pepper spray is illegal in Australia...

Self Defense: Need ideas please. Pepper spray is illegal in Australia. Is there anything else aerosol I can carry in my handbag to at least delay (ideally drop) an assailant?

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Can of axe and a lighter duct taped on. Also kills cockroaches.

Yea, a booklet about rape culture and how men are oppressing you "women". Also, make sure you have a giant dildo you can hit him with. If he yells "WTF?", ask him
>"what? Are you some kind of striaght, white, male?"
He'll run away in sheer terror of what you guys have made his country into.

Fucking aussies.

Axe?

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No need to thank me.

Fuck you cunt. There's a minority of people that will try and attack uou....note I said "assailant" and not "male".
Fuckwit

This shit.

Scented aerosol body spray. Shit lights up real good woth a lighter.

Haha... is it ready to purchase now though?

Or really any type of aerosol. The more butane the better. First light the lighter and then spray away. Just dont get any on yourself.

Aerosol oven cleaner, that'll fuck em.

Outside of the US, it's called Lynx.

lol, aussie confirmed
get fucked cunt

Yeh? Good idea mate. Cops will know why but can't do or say shit! Excellent !

Good idea. Its *caustic*

Or even better. Get rubbing alcohol and mix with sugar. Put it in a spray bottle and bring some matches.

Bear spray is basically the same thing as pepper spray. It's for aggressive bears. It will probably work on people.

Aye? Well im mostly more in fear of crazy ice addict plastic gangster "bad bitches" coming at me than a man.

Not legal here mate.
I'll be put straight in a watchhouse with any of that unfortunately.

OP Are the Abbo Hordes rising? is it Abbogeddon???

>Australia
you're fuckin retarded aye

Has to look like a regular product mate. Im liking these ideas though :)

I had this idea but depending on where you live even flyspray is illegal to fucking carry.

AFAIK in Vic anything not water is illegal to spray at someone

Why not carry a rape whistle. Those things are loud as fuck!

Obviously this.

Fuck I hope not. They do have big bad crazy bitches though.

Are tasers illegal in AU too?
Are you guys allowed to defend yourselves at all?

Use this it worked in mad max perfectly

thought Australia domesticated dogs for this very reason, can't recall the name but its half wild or something? I'm fucking Scottish so what do i know...

Im in QLD mate. Is that true :0 ?

Kek

you live in australia

just gather some wildlife into a can

get assaulted? TAIPAN CAN TO THE FACE

get your purse snatched? TRAPDOOR SPIDER BITCH

knifey spooney? FUCK YOU'RE BONED!

holy fuck lets turn australia intoo a theme park just for Sup Forums and prolly Sup Forums as i guess it would be paradise for them...

carry a glass bottle with a Huntsman Spider in it. Throw it at your assailant.

basically a rock that fits in your palm could be used as a weapon. what happens if your assailant gets butthurt and calls the police saying you hit them with a rock weapon?

Get some of that expanding foam shit and spray them in the eyes

yeah scotts have more in common with new zealanders. it can get lonely when the sheep get scared.

Kick them in the balls and run

Road flare. Not illegal, bdttef than a knife

Used to have a pet huntsman (US). They're a bit boring.

No.
We are fucking cucked matey

Hey OP. Fellow femanon here. I always carry a knife in my pocket and keep 911 ready on my phone. I have to go out late at night to walk my dogs and live in a very unsafe neighbourhood. I've never used it but I have pulled it out and showed it from a distance a few times when I figured out I was being followed. They back off when they see the knife. Also I would recommend NOT to carry a handbag, it makes you an easy target and keeping the weapon in there won't help anything. I would recommend keeping cash in your pocket and your phone as well.

Think slock, nigger

Are you even an Australian? No Australian would ask about self defence mate. We already live in this shithole, so we are already scarier than most other humans

i live in australia
ive never seen a crime happen
never been mugged and i walked home through alleyways on my way to school
no one i know has ever been mugged and ve stayed out really late a lot

True??

Sure.

Chelsea brick
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Cops... find weapon on me.... I get fucked up.

The cities get worse day by day unfortunately. Its mainly the influx of "refugees". Melbourne is turning into a complete shithole because of this. Its fucking sad, we had the best country.

Interesting

Exactly.

a self dafence pen is easy to explain as not a weapon.

palm sticks and back cats are similar in use, you just sorta swing and stab, but some cops might give you a hard time if they see that thing come out of a purse at a club or being pulled over or whatever.

stuff on key rings are ok, but you have to bring those everywhere, and idk bout 'stralias laws really. in merica i can just shoot people.

>in Britain the only thing you can use legally is a rape whistle. there hasnt been a secseful case of self defense with a guy defending himself with a knife. ever.

Nah they're not gonna search you out of the blue. Idk about aussie laws but a small and sharp swiss knife should be legal I guess? Whatever damage you inflict is mere selfdefense.
Otherwise, kitchenknives will do just fine too.

What the fuck.
I mean I thought Californian gun laws in the US were rediculous, and I'm not even a pro-gun rifle toter or any of that shit, I can live without muh gunz and shut like that. But I mean just seriously what the fuck, Australia sounds like it's under some fucking dictatorship oppressive rule with those rules.

That shits dangerous. Put it away. Play with a gun instead.

her is a black cat, California just made them go by by so now they are dog shaped.

its like mini brass knuckles, ecpt you hold your keys in you hand, for leverage, and keeping the thing strait. play with em you'll figure it out.

>laws are really dumb.

Cali ain't so bad. At least SoCal anyway. Despite the draconian gun laws, I still have a CCW and a CA legal AKM and AR.

syd fag here i got stuck at newtown station on a friday night because of an accident and walked around and talked to people from 10 to around 2 and everyone was cool hit it off with a 8/10 chick

Calli lets you carry any size fixed blade knife you want open carry, and any folder in a pocket. pretty nice.

>switch blades are memes and they don't count thumb studs and assist opening so its fine.

Guns are criminally hard to get
if you have any kind of blemish on your record they'll deny you

Kubaton are getting banned, but are still available via the internet. they are simple stabbers, and dont look so weird on a keychain.

you sorta swing punch with them, they work well.

>whats this? oh nothing at all, it cant even shoot with out drilling out a hole, but why would you do that, that would make it a firearm, this is a display piece.

black powder isn't considered a firearm in the US, even California. Remember .22s .38s and .45s come in black powder, and have assorts of brutal little pocket pistol designs.

>you can get kits in the mail in some places...

Taser, stun gun, knuckles, knife

thats the best I can come up with, Knifes are kinda hard to use, if you do stab a guy 1) be prepared for the blade to slip out of your gip and cut your palm, and 2) get an assault charge at least if he dies.

But nothing says fuck off like a nice shiney blade, for reals, cops have done studies, robbers with knifes get more compliance than guns. something about ' i think i can just grab this from you and i can still get you' kinda thing, no grabbing a knife.

Also weird shit like canes and club walking sticks are good for hiking i guess, but are unpractical. thing thing has to stay on you at night when you are tired and shit, so small and handy are the order of the day.


try if you really want to be able to keep offa big ass nigga, they will say gun about 30 times, but they know all sorts of toys.

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You don't know the Queensland cops :/
Do what the fuck they want.
Stop search on any ground.

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Its sad but true

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You'll have to sacrifice your finger, but that's better then death

Cannot carry in Australia unless you're super fuckin undercover special needs cuntd

Dog mace, its for dogs you see, not for people.

Cheers mate :)

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Kubotan , not the hollow one , they are Mexican and a monkey fist (google). Also pocket sand is not as retarded as you may think

I believe it's called lynx in some places

It would probably be enough for charge.

There really is no need, she'll kill herself trying to make it.

A fucking air horn. You wouldn't believe how much a blasting horn deters people

As long as it maims.
That sounds perfect

NY state also has draconian laws against owning or carrying any kind of pepper spray, god forbid New Yorkers being able to defend themselves from rapists and psychos with the stuff the cops spray in our elementary student's faces for cutting in the lunchline

Fucking brilliance!

Put mace in a breath spray dispenser

carry phone and livestream to periscope, anytime something bad happens point the phone at them and shout 'this is being sent to the internet and you will be identified and face the law'

I herd from pajeet that battery acid is great vs all those sexed up women in India that roam the street looking for benis

Mate. Also if you live in white neighborhood play some gangster rap , some old granny will definitely call the police

protip: be careful with your hand bag if it contains an airhorn. bump that thing too hard and things get awkward.

If you don't believe, I've used one myself. It was after a sports event and i had an air horn that's used for boating distress signaling. This drunk dude was yelling at me in the parking lot and rushed me so i have him a toot and he stopped. He started forward again so i held it down. He kept running at me but he put his hands up to his ears and it gave me the clear opportunity to blast him in the face with my fist. If it doesn't deter it gives you a great handicap. It's either cover your ears or go deaf.

Pocket Sand. Trust me OP, it works.

>carry baseball bat
>wear a baseball hat
>cops will assume you are going to/coming back from a game of baseball

Cricket bat would also work. Not sure which you have down there.

we play a local variant on baseball called teeball, its like a baseball bat but weighs a lot less to prevent injury

buy a gun
o wait
democratic socialism
lol sorry faggot looks like the patriarchy is just gonna have to rape you

sure, and you can legally carry a concealed weapon in your handbag in all US states right?

Yes if licensed to do so and fits the regulations of the relative state

I bought a pink keychain CS sprayer for my girlfriend while we traveled to the states, she had forgot to leave it at home and it made it past customs in Sydney.

We still got it, it's been 3 years and I don't even know if it works anymore.

>completely legal in all parts of the world
>easy to conceal with pockets or mittens
>doubles as a useful tool
>can be used in conjuncture with other body parts to increase effectiveness

>fits the regulations of the relative state

thats the part I was getting at. you cannot do it in all states.