Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

Previous:Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

Rory-sama claimed

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My wife.

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Carbonation is the safer option as not as many people are lactose intolerant.

Claimed.

So is your fake tryhard attitude of politeness, when you were the one posting niggers and shitty memes whenever you had the opportunity.

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Nonsense! and if it's something like that, keeping it between those in such an act rather than telling everybody would be better anyway if it were really love.
Shirley U. Jestin

Carbing isn't still all healthy, nor is any real "diet" thing people do.

It's just a quick lil mention, not like I'm writin an erotic novel. It's pretty normal for couples to talk about such things.

And that must be your name since I aint jestin.

I find it funny, doesn't mean I'm harsh.
Not everyone has the same liking. Laugh or not, it's whatever to them.

Carbonated milk

Kurome is claimed.

No lol you can't have any of my cookies.

Kakyoin claimed.

-grace-

Forgot to put a pic

Not like that though, not at all!

Thou must be attempting to humor me!

You're not harsh, Sanae
You are boring.

Why aren't you dead yet

I'm just sayin that we do fun things together. If anything I'm way on the tame side here compared to most couples I know.

I think you're a good person

I didn't ask....
But they're delicious.
I plainly know that, not much I can say that's interesting.
I'm sorry you can't get any reactions from me, but you do a good job from some here.
Because she's awesome.

Thank you user. Appreciate that.

no problem friend

Good answer.

You don't speak very tame though to be fair, you should make it vague!

Its just using the lemonade to settle nausea. Diets are horrible.
That is a thing in Asia

How do you know what they taste like? Did you steal some behind my back?

Dostoevsky.

Aka a cave spider aka a whip spider aka amblypygi.

Seems pretty vague to me. I've barley said any details at all!

Thats a small one. Which one is that?

Do you come around here?
Thanks, are you the same one I spoken to long ago?
Perhaps, or maybe I ate them before somewhere else.

Doesn't seem like the best solution due to it's PH levels.

Everybody knows where you were going with it though!

I'd say it's likely, since I've been on these threads for almost a year now.

I'm here pretty often

PH levels are nonsense.

Alphonopelma chalcodes, known as the Arizona blonde. It's still a spiderling, I got it on Friday. Unsexed because it's still a ways off from maturing enough to tell.

That is what you say until you get excruciating stomach ache.

It aint like it's a big secret or nothin like that

Trust in my 9 years of personal experience.
PH levels mean something when you drink it.
Do you have a name picked out?

Uh, interesting, I know of Dio, but not you, I've been here for a long time as well.
Have we spoken in the past?
I have a felling but not sure.

at one point

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It was prior to you speaking of such.

A sentimental one, but yes.

Sup faggots

I don't know, I trust in my common sense and medical degrees more.

You're not going to buy a bottled brand of water and "measure it for PH' that's just not something you do.
Water is water. You shouldn't be worrying about what you're drinking from the stores unless you're a tinfoil hat man.

See above.

I mean, I've got a stunningly beautiful wife, it was pretty much a given anyway before I said anything

Oh, I never claimed Dio.
Sorry to bother, but I've been with Kakyoin from the start.
Guess I'll be seeing you..

Water is water, but something like coffee or lemonade tea sure as hell ain't water, of course it's PH levels will be higher.

Umm, Mano? Translate that.
Ah, okay, nice to have speak to you, see ya around.

You act like drinking it is going to poison you.
Just balance it out by eating some cashews or something.

>stunningly beautiful phony.

But nonsense, regardless you should not speak of such!

I can't

Oh I dont worry. But I will check a MSDS as to how much damage a chemical will do.
Everyone reacts differently. Sonetimes the correct and regular approach doesn't work. Especially with autoimmunes. Ive tried so many different ways to prevent nausea and carbonated drinks are the fastest acting and least likely to fail for me.
Thats always good. Though not sure if a sentimental name is a good pick.

Don't come near me or my cookies ever again.

Well, keeping with vagueness, we're gonna do "such" and then catch some sleep.

G'night.

It's not poisoning you, but if you're already feeling horrible it's better to dismiss such things, same as eating chili food when you're having a grand shit-fest of diarrhea, no?

True that, but plain water is still the best thing out there to solve such things.

Everything about it is sentimental.

Forgot pic

Oh, are you Hand?
Oh okay, I won't.

You're still speaking of it!

but g'night to you then.

pretty far off

Some hint, please?

I start with water. Drinking a lot of that through the day.
Well then I hope they bring you good memories as well.

Is Konata or Sachi you fucking retard.
I know you are slow and not so bright, but is pretty obvious.

Good choice all in all, better for the teeth and stomach.

It will, yes.

I've been around since Spring

>Almost a year
Shut the fuck you you lying cunt.
The oldfags are all almost gone, and you're not old. Stop lying to make yourself look better. You're just a newfag obsessed with Chen.

not me :o
bullying is wrong

My wife!

Sachii posts pics when he types to me. And Konata fell asleep.
So....
Also such insult for an innocent question.
Um, 20/20?
She's adorable.

Sure thing, you lying faggot. Stop making fun of stupid people who can't even tell anons apart from others.

Eh, you sure are slow minded.

Why the hell do people even claim to be oldfags?
That's like applying to be retarded for fame points.

sure
everyone who doesn't post pics is me right?
>Stop making fun of stupid people who can't even tell anons apart from others.
I'm not making fun of you

kakero

I don't care, now stop replying to me, guy who takes this thread too seriously and cares about his reputation too much.

Whatever, your assumption.

I would keep giving you hints but it's almost 3:30 AM and I need to at least try to get some sleep

Have a good day

Good girl.

You can have this pocky instead.

One year isn't even old

who are you? :o

>I'm not making fun of you

No need to be that rude, you sad cunt.
First get a job and pay your own debts. All you do is sit on a PC 24/7 like a depressed human being with life that you are, posting in a shitty thread filled with nothing else than boring people, that's why you probably feel comfortable.
Because you realise you're not the only shitty human in this who keeps losing his time at a computer instead of soing something productive.

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Sleep well.
Umm, okay.
Thank you.
I got to say, when did you join here?

Oh, I forgot that you and Hand-cunt are alike and you can't even reply with something logical, only repetition and shitty answers.
Sorry to tought you are smarter. In the end, you're just a faggot with bad taste in music and drinking problems.
That's the truth, not only my opinion.

same
i created the first waifu thread
i'm sorry the truth hurts your feels

yes im a boring person who takes these threads too seriously or whatever

i still love you xx

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>went to brush teeth
>next to no toothpaste
Good to know people tell me these things.
So how are they all? The other large cuddly settled in yet?

Wow. Chens on the warpath tonight.

Love these implications, you clearly aren't subscribed to my feed.

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Faggot.

You clearly aren't a smart man.
Now get the fuck out and get drunk or something.

it was chen marry me.mp3 :o